Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

As in, does ginger ale cook Telmarines to death, and if not, what are the usual causes of Telmarine death?

Uh... no. That would be weird. Old age.

Do you think my black cat is evil? She is attacking the chair I am sitting in....

Yes.

how many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?

5.

Will Telmarines provide funding for me to get a pet elephant?

We're kinda poor, sorry.

Can Telmarines work out square roots, without using calculators?

Do Telmarines enjoy water fights?

How hard is the Telmarine language for non Telmarines?

Sometimes.

Yes.

It's English, so...

do Telmarines take selfies?

Rarely.

 

[Benisse]

Do Telmarines play chess?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Do Telmarines watch reality tv?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines play chess?

Rarely.

Do Telmarines watch reality tv?

More rarely than we play chess.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarines like creepy crawlies, i.e slugs, insects, spiders etc?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines like creepy crawlies, i.e slugs, insects, spiders etc?

Not particularly.

 

[Glenburne]

How can Telmarines be poor if they *ahem* receive so many gifts from all the people they conquer?

How is it that Telmarines usually die of old age when they show violent tendencies from a very young age?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Do telmarines keep geese?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Or chickens?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Or possibly bats?

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Do Telmarines likes celtic music or hip hop?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Or heavy metal?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Or teen pop?

 

[Glenburne]

Do they ever murder--er, execute particularly annoying musicians?

 

[Sopespian]

How can Telmarines be poor if they *ahem* receive so many gifts from all the people they conquer?

How is it that Telmarines usually die of old age when they show violent tendencies from a very young age?

We have very irresponsible spending habits.

We usually settle down and behave peacefully after we reach a certain age.

Do telmarines keep geese?

Nope.

Or chickens?

Nope.

Or possibly bats?

Only ones named "Bruce".

Do Telmarines likes celtic music or hip hop?

Nein.

Or heavy metal?

Also, no.

Or teen pop?

Ew. I never drink pop that's over twelve years old.

Do they ever murder--er, execute particularly annoying musicians?

Only when necessary.

Why? Anyone particular in mind? *cough cough* Justin Beiber *cough cough*

 

[GondorGirl]

How's the weather down there?

 

[Sopespian]

How's the weather down there?

Cold and snowy. Good cuddling weather. Unfortunately, the only person I have to cuddle with is Glozelle. It's... um... not ideal...

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

How do Telmar schools compare with ours?
a) In terms of educational standards?
b) In respect of discipline?

 

[Sopespian]

How do Telmar schools compare with ours?
a) In terms of educational standards?
b) In respect of discipline?

Well, I'm not sure how good your schools are in Britain, but our Telmarine schools are better. In all respects.

Educationally, the kids get them lots of smarts.
And disciplinary-wise, they always do what's right, except when they don't.

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Do Telmarines exercise at gyms?