Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Glenburne said:
Toodles was never my buffalo, actually. I gave him to you, but only so he could experience the ethical implications of being kidnapped. Not that it's exactly possible to kidnap a buffalo against his will....

Pete is still working through his identity. He was born a Telmarine, I believe, but some Elves got in from Middle Earth and left him royally confused.
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Oh, duh... I confused him with Sushi.

Poor guy... we accept immigrants. We all need more indentured servants.
 
Pete doesn't want to be anythyng that starts wyth "i." He has a phobya of the letter. Y suppose Telmarynes are allowed to have phobyas.....
 
Arachibutyrophobia? It's a serious problem. People have sworn off Reese's Cups for life because of it. Though I'm assuming Telmarines don't have access to Reese's....
 
Would you ever want to be a bank teller?

How about a librarian?

Fireman?

What's a job you would refuse to take?
 
Glenburne said:
Arachibutyrophobia? It's a serious problem. People have sworn off Reese's Cups for life because of it. Though I'm assuming Telmarines don't have access to Reese's....
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Yes, that's the name. I had forgotten it and was too lazy to Google it. We have Reese's Pieces, but not the real thing.

Gondorgirl said:
Would you ever want to be a bank teller?

How about a librarian?

Fireman?

What's a job you would refuse to take?
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No.

Sure.

No.

McDonald's.

Lossëndil said:
What job is currently the most in-demand on the Telmarine market?
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Slaves - er... servants...
 
Toodles keeps sending me emails about how you think your roommates are your servants, and that involuntary servitude is unethical. You two really should have a long talk....

Can you summarize Telmarine ethics in three points or less? You might want to rehearse before having the discussion. Toodles can be a little...dogmatic at times.
 
Glenburne said:
Toodles keeps sending me emails about how you think your roommates are your servants, and that involuntary servitude is unethical. You two really should have a long talk....

Can you summarize Telmarine ethics in three points or less? You might want to rehearse before having the discussion. Toodles can be a little...dogmatic at times.
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Point 1. Do what you want
Point 2. Don't waste time caring about others

Those are the only two points...
 
So what happens to the first rule when you have conflicting emotions, liking wanting to permanently imprison your favorite football team for questioning their judgment, and also wanting them to win the next game?

And does the first rule make Telmarine children particularly disobedient?
 
How sad will it be if I get through this football season without going to see my college's team play?

Is it likely they'll win the Stagg Bowl again?

Is football the best college sport to watch?
 
Glenburne said:
So what happens to the first rule when you have conflicting emotions, liking wanting to permanently imprison your favorite football team for questioning their judgment, and also wanting them to win the next game?

And does the first rule make Telmarine children particularly disobedient?
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I have yet to encounter that. :rolleyes:

No...

Gondorgirl said:
How sad will it be if I get through this football season without going to see my college's team play?

Is it likely they'll win the Stagg Bowl again?

Is football the best college sport to watch?
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Very.

No.

No, basketball is.
 
What would I have done if I hadn't found your number to put on my new phone?

Is surviving this weekend going to be as difficult as I think?
 
Can I really wait till Thursday to see Catching Fire?

Will the weekend EVER come soon enough?

Can I really write a good five paragraph essay and get an A?
 
Eustace C. Scrubb said:
Are the Broncos and the Seahawks going to the Superbowl this year?

If so, which team will you root for?

Can you guess which team I would root for? :D
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No. The Colts are.

The Seahawks.

No, I can't...

Gondorgirl said:
What would I have done if I hadn't found your number to put on my new phone?

Is surviving this weekend going to be as difficult as I think?
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Probably messaged me for the number.

No.

Lucy's maid said:
Can I really wait till Thursday to see Catching Fire?

Will the weekend EVER come soon enough?

Can I really write a good five paragraph essay and get an A?
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Yes.

Yes.

Absolutely. You can do it! Believe in yourself! (The previous message was written by Dr. Phil, who has taken over Sopespian's account temporarily.)
 
Do Telmarines have a holiday like Thanksgiving?

What would be the best Thanksgiving dish at a Telmarine meal?

Have you ever found your car suddenly facing the wrong direction while driving on a snowy road?

Been an intersting morning... XD
 
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