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How does a statistics professor get away with being so useless?

Same question, referring to an art professor/advisor?

Why are annoying songs so catchy?

Do you like goldfish?
 
Gondorgirl said:
How does a statistics professor get away with being so useless?

Same question, referring to an art professor/advisor?

Why are annoying songs so catchy?

Do you like goldfish?
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He confuses people with figures.

He confuses people with art.

Because our brains are against us.

Yes. They're tasty.

Sorry about that; my sister's cat just stole the keyboard.
 
Sopespian said:


I can't guarantee that.
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Sorry says that you promised he would get candy if he gave you synonyms. He's extremely angry and is looking for a copy of Hemingway to chew. I've tried distracting him with some antonyms, but that just made him even more angry. Evidently antonyms make him itch....
 
Why would you let your sister's cat steal your keyboard?

Why do cats come off as being so evil?

How can they be incredibly cuddly at the same time?

Is it wise to stay in the woods after dark when there are coyotes in the town sometimes?
 
Glenburne said:
Sorry says that you promised he would get candy if he gave you synonyms. He's extremely angry and is looking for a copy of Hemingway to chew. I've tried distracting him with some antonyms, but that just made him even more angry. Evidently antonyms make him itch....
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Evidently they make him whine, too, and that sound is not pleasant...

Gondorgirl said:
Why would you let your sister's cat steal your keyboard?

Why do cats come off as being so evil?

How can they be incredibly cuddly at the same time?

Is it wise to stay in the woods after dark when there are coyotes in the town sometimes?
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It wasn't my choice...

People don't want to admit their awesomeness.

They just love attention!

Yes.

Glenburne said:
Why are GG's evil cats cuddly, when all the evil cats I've ever seen were...evil?
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Because cats get a bad reputation for no good reason.
 
Sorry isn't whining. His teeth whistle when he itches. Worse, there isn't really a synonym for "whistle."

Are you sure there's no candy left?
 
How did I somehow score the two nicest cuddliest cats in the world?

Why are these aforementioned cats in my basement all alone while I'm at college?

Would taking a cat to college with me every day be discouraged?
 
Gondorgirl said:
How did I somehow score the two nicest cuddliest cats in the world?

Why are these aforementioned cats in my basement all alone while I'm at college?

Would taking a cat to college with me every day be discouraged?
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Cuddly cats like nice people. ;)

Because they like it down there.

Probably.
 
Well...do you have any Benadryl? Sorry's currently having an allergic reaction to all those antonyms, and the Benadryl might make him sleepy so I could take him home. He's still mad about the candy, but I stuck almond butter on his teeth so he couldn't bite anyone. (He's allergic to peanut butter, too....)
 
Glenburne said:
Well...do you have any Benadryl? Sorry's currently having an allergic reaction to all those antonyms, and the Benadryl might make him sleepy so I could take him home. He's still mad about the candy, but I stuck almond butter on his teeth so he couldn't bite anyone. (He's allergic to peanut butter, too....)
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Nope. I have Tums, though!
 
Why is it that one of the sweetest cats I've ever owned keeps swiping at my Mum everytime she walks by?

I may have asked this before, but are Telmarine's good with english and grammar?(I'm not.:eek:)
 
Dame of Gondor said:
Why is it that one of the sweetest cats I've ever owned keeps swiping at my Mum everytime she walks by?

I may have asked this before, but are Telmarine's good with english and grammar?(I'm not.:eek:)
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Cats are very strange. Maybe she thinks your mother is a toy and wants to play with her!

Yes, we are.
 
Sopespian said:


Nope. I have Tums, though!
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Tums won't help. Ow! Sorry! That's it; I'm leaving him here and going home. Let Toodles keep him from gnawing the hinges off the door. (I'm assuming your roommates don't mind sharing the room with a very ethical mad buffalo.)

Do you happen to have a dictionary? Sometimes the sight of a dictionary will calm him down.
 
Glenburne said:
Tums won't help. Ow! Sorry! That's it; I'm leaving him here and going home. Let Toodles keep him from gnawing the hinges off the door. (I'm assuming your roommates don't mind sharing the room with a very ethical mad buffalo.)

Do you happen to have a dictionary? Sometimes the sight of a dictionary will calm him down.
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Of course they don't mind. After all, he can't be much worse than I am.

Not handy, no.

The Spanish Inquisition said:
What's your favourite type of potato chip?
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Dutch Crunch Salt & Vinegar. Mmmm...
 
Why are couches so comfortable right before you need to go to bed?

Will I get a chance to sleep at all over fall break?

Where can I find a full cast list for the play I'm in?

Or a script for that matter?
 
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