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How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Toodles says the above post is less than honest and therefore unethical. Also, he claims that there are no stars in the Telmarine sky, because you all shot them down with trebuchets. I'm curious...have you actually ever been to Telmar and looked at the sky, or were you just another one of those Narnian colonial Telmarines?
 
Glenburne said:
Toodles says the above post is less than honest and therefore unethical. Also, he claims that there are no stars in the Telmarine sky, because you all shot them down with trebuchets. I'm curious...have you actually ever been to Telmar and looked at the sky, or were you just another one of those Narnian colonial Telmarines?
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I have actually been to Telmar and looked at the sky, and there is nothing dishonest about that post. Toodles should leave the detective work to Nancy Drew. She's never lost a case.
 
Neither has Sherlock Holmes... I think...

Should I read the Sherlock Holmes books?

Is there a Sherlock Holmes in Telmar?

Do Telmarines like the Sherlock Holmes books?
 
Toodles says that your comparing him to a teenage girl is an insult worthy of a formal challenge. He challenges you, Sopespian of Telmar, to an ultimate struggle. Whoever reads through Kant's Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals first wins. Ready? Go.
 
Gondorgirl said:
Wait, can I have a trebuchet?
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No. Now be quiet.

Zella said:
Will the cafeteria have something good for dinner tonight?
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Yes. Shrimp.

Eustace C. Scrubb said:
What is a common Telmarine girl's name?

What is a common Telmarine boy's name?

What is a common Telmarine surname?
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Prunaprismia.

Glozelle.

Glozelleson.

Glenburne said:
Toodles says that your comparing him to a teenage girl is an insult worthy of a formal challenge. He challenges you, Sopespian of Telmar, to an ultimate struggle. Whoever reads through Kant's Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals first wins. Ready? Go.
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I counter his challenge. Whoever reads through Jon Gruden's offensive playbook first wins.
 
You don't know what you are missing! Sledging down hills is great fun, as are snowball fights! You could even have flung one at old Miraz, when he wasn't looking, and blamed someone else!
 
CORIN THUNDERFIST II said:
You don't know what you are missing! Sledging down hills is great fun, as are snowball fights! You could even have flung one at old Miraz, when he wasn't looking, and blamed someone else!
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You've never lived in Minnesota, have you?

Gondorgirl said:
What would happen to this forum if I actually was quiet?
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Not much, actually.

Zella said:
Do Telmarines like Girl Scout cookies?
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They're all right, I guess.

Eustace C. Scrubb said:
How many Telmarines are born on Feb. 29th?
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Several.
 
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