Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?


  • Total voters
    39
Do I need a passport to get into Telmar?

Will I need one to get back out?

No.

Yes.

Does one simply walk into Telmar?

No.

Why can't I be everyone's favorite Doctor?

Can I be everyone's favorite Martian Time Lord?

Can I be everyone's favorite Martian?

Everyone's favorite Time Lord?

Please?

Wait, why am I asking you?

:p

Because I said so.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Everyone asks me stuff.

What should I pack if I wanted to vacation in Telmar?

Weapons...

Why did you give ten answers when there were only nine questions?

I can't count.
 
Should I subscribe to your blog?

Should I subscribe to D's blog?

Should I subscribe to Zella's blog so I don't keep forgetting about it?
 
Should I eat a carrot or an apple?

Should I get a spice finch or a mouse?

Do Telmarines like spice finches?

Do they like mice?

How about carrots?

Or apples?

Wait, haven't I already asked about apples?
 
Should I subscribe to your blog?

Should I subscribe to D's blog?

Should I subscribe to Zella's blog so I don't keep forgetting about it?

If you want to, though I always forget to update it.

D has a blog?

Yes. It's great. So is Glen's.

Should I eat a carrot or an apple?

Should I get a spice finch or a mouse?

Do Telmarines like spice finches?

Do they like mice?

How about carrots?

Or apples?

Wait, haven't I already asked about apples?

Both.

A mouse.

They don't have them in Telmar.

They're okay.

Yes.

Yes.

I don't remember.
 


If you want to, though I always forget to update it.

D has a blog?

Yes. It's great. So is Glen's.

I'll think about it.

As of yesterday.

True dat.




Can one gloat a bit without getting a big head?

Can one brag a bit without getting a big head?

At one point is one guilty of having a big head?
 
Why is my room cold?
Should I just get up and adjust the thermostat instead of asking you about it?

You haven't changed the thermostat.

Yes!

Do Telmarines like dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

How about white chocolate?

Do they like chocolate at all?

Milk.

Yes.

Very much so.

Can one gloat a bit without getting a big head?

Can one brag a bit without getting a big head?

At one point is one guilty of having a big head?

Yes.

Yes.

When it starts preventing one from fitting inside one's car.
 
Are Telmarines often accused of having big heads?

Could surgery fix big headedness?

No.

Yes.

Why won't my teeth behave and stop causing problems?

A woman's teeth are not her own.

Have you ever witnessed thunder snow?

Are there any springy plants growing where you are?

Yes.

No.

If one is glowing, does that mean that they've been around nuclear stuff for too long?

Do Telmarines glow?

Are Telmarines afraid of the dark?

Yes.

No.

No.
Why am I having trouble thinking of a question?

...You just did.
 
Hmm, do Telmarines enjoy eating lasagna?

Will Telmarines eat anything if there's football involved?

Why do Telmarines like football?

Do they like American football or European football?
 
Why do Telmarines like American football?

Do they like European football at all?

What is the weirdest thing they'll eat if football is involved?
 
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