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Does that mean you think Toodles has a good case against you, or that you don't find him interesting enough to bother with?
 
Glenburne said:
Does that mean you think Toodles has a good case against you, or that you don't find him interesting enough to bother with?
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The latter.

PrinceOfTheWest said:
Is it...is it...too late?
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Yes. Sorry...

Rainshadow said:
Do Telmarines have one shadow or two?

Hey, who turned out the lights?
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Three.

Slick Leonard.

TheWarriorSatyr said:
What's the point?
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The end of the pencil.

Eustace C. Scrubb said:
Why is the sky blue? Why not a different color?
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It's prettier that way.

'Cause the Colts are blue and not any other color.
 
Toodles keeps calling me, in tears, because he thinks you aren't interested in him. Or, to use his phraseology, "He believes that I am an Epicurean philistine and therefore unworthy of his concern." Can you please calm him down? He's your mad buffalo, after all, and I'm tired of the constant phone calls.
 
Why don't you like Toodles?

How come the first time the Telmarberry question was asked you said you juiced it by throwing it against a badger's teeth but this time you said it was done with a juicer?
 
Glenburne said:
Toodles keeps calling me, in tears, because he thinks you aren't interested in him. Or, to use his phraseology, "He believes that I am an Epicurean philistine and therefore unworthy of his concern." Can you please calm him down? He's your mad buffalo, after all, and I'm tired of the constant phone calls.
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I'll try. I'll also take away his phone...

Zella said:
That is not true. Why are you lying to me?
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Yes, it is true. It's just your imagination.

TheWarriorSatyr said:
Why don't you like Toodles?

How come the first time the Telmarberry question was asked you said you juiced it by throwing it against a badger's teeth but this time you said it was done with a juicer?
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He's a buffalo, I'm a cat lover.

The methods have changed.
 
So if I ended up in the generally Western area over Spring break would we go over this whole "I might drop in and see you" thing again?

Why do cats have such sharp claws if they're so cuddly?
 
Gondorgirl said:
So if I ended up in the generally Western area over Spring break would we go over this whole "I might drop in and see you" thing again?

Why do cats have such sharp claws if they're so cuddly?
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Probably not... I'm returning to the Promised Land (Indiana).

To protect their even-cuddlier kittens.

Eustace C. Scrubb said:
Do you swear your allegiance to Telmar or Narnia?
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Telmarnia, duh. Just kidding. Telmar. Definitely Telmar.

TheWarriorSatyr said:
When did you admit that you are a Duffer?
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When denying it became ridiculous.

Eustace C. Scrubb said:
Am I a Duffer?
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Yes, you are, my dear Useless, er, Eustace.

Glenburne said:
No matter what he says, he has admitted it before....

And, Mike, Toodles argues that this book is proof that cats are unethical.
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Uh... that's not a question...

Also, Toodles fails to realize that that book is a work of fiction. I'm currently writing How to Tell If Your Buffalo Is Plotting to Kill You; incidentally, it's nonfiction.
 
Sopespian said:
Also, Toodles fails to realize that that book is a work of fiction. I'm currently writing How to Tell If Your Buffalo Is Plotting to Kill You; incidentally, it's nonfiction.
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Toodles believes that murder is unethical. What on earth would make you think he wants to kill you? He is completely devoted to your moral and physical well-being. In fact, he emailed me today saying he thinks he's seeing progress in your sense of honesty (namely because you confessed to being a Duffer), and that he's completely thrilled.
 
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