Oh good. I shall summarily change my name to Frank.
Are there many Telmarines named Frank?
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Oh good. I shall summarily change my name to Frank.
Are there many Telmarines named Frank?
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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Do Telmarines cheat?
Sopespian
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Yes, we love to pack things into boxes.
Yes. We'd stolen so much from the Narnians that we didn't think it would be any worse if we stole the name of their first king.
As a rule, no.
Also no.
Miss Freckles
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What do Telmarines do on Sunday?
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Note that the above question cannot be answered "They go to church" without indicating false things about the character of an awful lot of Telmarines. I.e., even if Narnia had churches, I can't imagine Miraz entering one.
Anyway--how does Toodles like his new home? Does he think it's ethical for Telmarines to move?
Anyway--how does Toodles like his new home? Does he think it's ethical for Telmarines to move?
Does Telmar have any large bodies of water? I can't remember.
Sopespian
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We go to church and then we watch football afterward.
Hoo boy... this is awkward. We do go to church. Unfortunately, at his particular church, Miraz worshipped himself.
Wait... Toodles? Oh, no. I knew I left something in Indiana. I thought it was just that 12-pack of Vanilla Coke Zero in the kitchen cabinet, but apparently I left an entire stinking buffalo back there. Oops. Well, hope my cousin and former landlord likes buffalo. Or buffaloes. One of the two. At any rate, with his dad owning a butcher shop, they can at least process the body if Toodles didn't make it due to my unfortunate neglect, and I'm just gonna stop talking right here.
No, but we do have bathtubs.
Miss Freckles
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What do Telmarines do with their atomic waste?
Sopespian
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...we don't have any. Seriously. Stop looking.
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Miss Freckles
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Do Telmarines fold their socks into balls?
Do Telmarines throw their socks at other people? Toodles wants to know; he says that's unethical.
If Toodles dies, he will have a proper funeral, and you will pay for it. Considering how large he is, and how expensive it would be to have a casket custom-made, I strongly suggest that you try to ensure he stays alive.
If Toodles dies, he will have a proper funeral, and you will pay for it. Considering how large he is, and how expensive it would be to have a casket custom-made, I strongly suggest that you try to ensure he stays alive.
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Miss Freckles
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Do Telmarines solve conflicts by dueling?
What's your favorite Telmarine holiday?
Sopespian
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No, we mostly leave them strewn across the room.
No, we don't.
Oh, wait. I just remembered. I stuffed him in the trunk. I hope he's okay out in my car. These Dakota winters can be so harsh.
Dueling in poetry-writing competitions, yes.
Thanksgiving.
They exist.
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How dare you! I'll call the cops if you don't get him out immediately. How can you be so cruel? He has your best interests at heart.
Also, I would like to point out that the Telmarines seem very American, not Spanish/Micronesian or whatever they are in the book. How did this happen exactly?
What are Telmarines so thankful for on Telmarine Thanksgiving?
Sopespian
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Quite easily.
Have we not been over this at least a million times already? Sheesh.
Not being Calormenes.