Ask a Telmarine!

[GondorGirl]

Are there tumbleweeds in Telmar?

What about tumblrweeds, as I almost typed?

 

[Glenburne]

Are there Telmarweeds in Tumblr?

 

[Sopespian]

*watches puns overtaking Sopespian* Just wondering, how do Miraz and Glozelle feel about puns? Maybe you could hire them to negotiate?

They're pun-enthusiastic. I doubt it. Their skills lie in arguing, not in diplomacy.

Where are the Telmarines when you need them?

Wherever there are donuts.

Are there tumbleweeds in Telmar?

What about tumblrweeds, as I almost typed?

Only in the very far west.

No, we are devoid of all things Tumblr (thank goodness).

Are there Telmarweeds in Tumblr?

Apparently not.

If that picture isn't working, here's the link. http://imgur.com/629n9mo

 

[GondorGirl]

Yeah avoiding tumblr is probably for the best.

How are Telmar's relations with Gondor?

 

[Glenburne]

If Telmar hates tumblr, how does it feel about Youtube?

What do Telmarines think of Calormene poetry?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Can Telmarines play cricket?

 

[Sopespian]

If Telmar hates tumblr, how does it feel about Youtube?

What do Telmarines think of Calormene poetry?

Meh. It's OK. It has pros (for instance, classic Studio C) but also plenty of cons (for instance, almost everything else).

We've read better.

Can Telmarines play cricket?

We can, but we don't.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Why don't Telmarines play cricket?

 

[GondorGirl]

Did you intentionally skip my question?

 

[Sopespian]

Did you intentionally skip my question?

Oh. Uh... oops. No. I did not.

Yeah avoiding tumblr is probably for the best.

How are Telmar's relations with Gondor?

I don't think we have any. Though I've heard many good things about one of its ambassadors. I'm quite fond of her, in fact. Only met her once, but I was definitely favorably impressed.

 

[Glenburne]

If a Telmarine and a talking horse both walked into a stable at the same time, what would happen?

Also, how often do Telmarine children run away, and why?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Do Telmarine mothers bribe their children with food?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Did you intentionally skip MY question?

 

[Glenburne]

Do Telmarines make a practice of skipping questions that they do not like?

If there are Telmarine journalists, how do they feel about this?

Precisely what was Miraz's relationship with the Telmarine media?

 

[Sopespian]

Why don't Telmarines play cricket?

Because baseball is infinitely better.

If a Telmarine and a talking horse both walked into a stable at the same time, what would happen?

Also, how often do Telmarine children run away, and why?

The Telmarine would probably be scared out of his boots.

Never. They love their families.

Do Telmarine mothers bribe their children with food?

No.

Did you intentionally skip MY question?

Nope.

Do Telmarines make a practice of skipping questions that they do not like?

If there are Telmarine journalists, how do they feel about this?

Precisely what was Miraz's relationship with the Telmarine media?

No.

 

[Glenburne]

Okay, so you definitely did not answer my second and third questions. Am I to assume that the Telmarines have no media, because Miraz banned it?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

What sport(s) would Telmarines excel at in the Olympics?

Are Telmarines any good at chess?

 

[GondorGirl]

I don't think we have any. Though I've heard many good things about one of its ambassadors. I'm quite fond of her, in fact. Only met her once, but I was definitely favorably impressed.

Can't think who it could have been. I'm much too tactless to ever meet any of the ambassadors, let alone be one...

How are Telmarines with tact?

 

[Sopespian]

Can't think who it could have been. I'm much too tactless to ever meet any of the ambassadors, let alone be one...

How are Telmarines with tact?

Every team of ambassadors needs a person who's frank.

Pretty good, actually.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

You 've missed my last two questions, so try this:

Are Telmarines good at boxing?