Ask a Telmarine!

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Different stuff. Once I dreamed that my parents weren't my real parents but had kidnapped me when I was very young and were going to jail for it. It was so vivid that I found it very difficult to face my parents in the morning.

How do Telmarine jails compare with ours?

 

[Sopespian]

How do Telmarine jails compare with ours?

I've never been in either, but I do know that Telmarine prisoners aren't fed very well.

 

[Miss Freckles]

You ignored my question. Why do you hate me? Why does everyone hate me? What do I even have to live for? Is there meaning in this life?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Why does Freckles appear to be having an existential crisis?

 

[Sopespian]

Was blonde hair ever a trend in the Telmarine world of style?

No, it wasn't.

You ignored my question. Why do you hate me? Why does everyone hate me? What do I even have to live for? Is there meaning in this life?

I don't.

Perhaps because you're overdramatic...

An eternal purpose.

Yes.

Why does Freckles appear to be having an existential crisis?

I'd suggest you ask her.​

 

[Miss Freckles]

I'd suggest you ask her.

But he can't, because there isn't a thread for that.

And thank you for fully answering all of my questions. I now understand life, the universe, and everything.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Can Telmarines play chess? If so, can they play chess well?

 

[Glenburne]

Do Telmarines eat any strange animals? (Poodles count.)

 

[Sopespian]

But he can't, because there isn't a thread for that.

And thank you for fully answering all of my questions. I now understand life, the universe, and everything.

Not my fault.

Well, of course. If you'd asked sooner, you would have already known I have all the answers.

Can Telmarines play chess? If so, can they play chess well?

Yes. No.

Do Telmarines eat any strange animals? (Poodles count.)

No, but northern Indiana residents do. Believe me: I work at a meat market. We're talking moose, goose, rabbit, Bolshevik lunch meat, beef liver, duck blood. We do it all. Any kind of crappy, exotic meat you can imagine.

 

[Glenburne]

Are Telmarines overdramatic?

 

[Sopespian]

Are Telmarines overdramatic?

WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING? HOW DARE YOU ACCU- Oh, I guess I'm making your point.

And autocorrect did a weird thing to my last post. I've since fixed it.

 

[MrSmith]

wat is your biggest feer

 

[Sopespian]

wat is your biggest feer

Poor spelling and punctuation, MrSmith.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

My meat market has kangaroo. Does yours?


Also, how is Ms. Swift these days?

 

[Sopespian]

My meat market has kangaroo. Does yours?


Also, how is Ms. Swift these days?

Goodness, that's disturbing. No.

You mean Mrs. Sopespian, and she's delightful.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

You got married?

More to the point: You didn't invite me?

Oh, they also have crocodile and emu.

 

[Sopespian]

You got married?

More to the point: You didn't invite me?

Oh, they also have crocodile and emu.

What else would you do with Taylor Swift?

It happened pretty quickly. I didn't have a chance.

Thank you. You're making me feel better about where I work already.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I live for that.

The croc is pretty expensive. Like, forty bucks a pound expensive.

 

[Sopespian]

I live for that.

The croc is pretty expensive. Like, forty bucks a pound expensive.

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[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarines speak English with any kind of accent? If so, which one is the nearest we have to it?

Do Telmarines like snow?