Ask a Telmarine!

[GondorGirl]

Do Telmarines require window washers? I'd like an excuse to come visit

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarines get bothered by wasps, mosquitoes and other biting or stinging insects?

 

[Glenburne]

How can Telmarines like cats when they are afraid of lions?

 

[Sopespian]

I can see why. Spaghetti Bolognese... Majestic Beards...

Uhhh... that's not a question.

Do you yourself like tomato ketchup (sauce)?

Not very well.

Do Telmarines require window washers? I'd like an excuse to come visit

I imagine we could use a couple. If only so that you'd visit.

Do Telmarines get bothered by wasps, mosquitoes and other biting or stinging insects?

Yes. They're terrible.

How can Telmarines like cats when they are afraid of lions?

We like housecats. Lions are not housecats, unless you're the late Steve Irwin (may he rest in peace).

 

[Glenburne]

Why are Telmarines so militaristic?

 

[Sopespian]

Why are Telmarines so militaristic?

It's odd, isn't it? I personally am a pacifist.

 

[Glenburne]

Which is why you killed Miraz, I presume?

 

[Sopespian]

Which is why you killed Miraz, I presume?

That was a long time ago. I've since changed.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

I know Telmarines don't like lions, but what is their thoughts on other 'big cats' such as tigers, cheetahs, jaguars, leopards and panthers etc?

 

[Glenburne]

Is Glozelle a pacifist?

 

[GondorGirl]

It's odd, isn't it? I personally am a pacifist.

So what would you do if, say, a talking mouse was beating you black and blue with the flat of his sword?

 

[Sopespian]

I know Telmarines don't like lions, but what is their thoughts on other 'big cats' such as tigers, cheetahs, jaguars, leopards and panthers etc?

They're fine as long as they don't get too close to me.

Is Glozelle a pacifist?

He is now.

So what would you do if, say, a talking mouse was beating you black and blue with the flat of his sword?

Relieve him gently of his weapon and say, "There, there, nice mousie. There's really no need to get violent, now is there?"

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

But if his name happened to be Reepicheep, the mouse might think this was an insult to his honour, and turn really nasty! What would you do then?

 

[Glenburne]

So...how did you and Glozelle become pacifists? Does this have anything to do with a certain Narnian king who isn't terribly fond of you...?

 

[Sopespian]

But if his name happened to be Reepicheep, the mouse might think this was an insult to his honour, and turn really nasty! What would you do then?

Haha, a mouse is no threat to me. That's silly.

So...how did you and Glozelle become pacifists? Does this have anything to do with a certain Narnian king who isn't terribly fond of you...?

It was a spiritual decision that took a lot of time in the Scripture and prayer.

No, it has nothing to do with Ca- Ca- ugh; I can't bring myself to say that name...

 

[Miss Freckles]

Why do you use a font with serifs in a digital environment?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Haha, a mouse is no threat to me. That's silly.

You clearly haven't met Reepicheep! If you had met Eustace Scrubb he could have told you what happens to people who rub Reepicheep up the wrong way, from personal experience!

 

[Sopespian]

Why do you use a font with serifs in a digital environment?

It sets me apart from the serif-less heathen.

You clearly haven't met Reepicheep! If you had met Eustace Scrubb he could have told you what happens to people who rub Reepicheep up the wrong way, from personal experience!

That is not a question.

But thanks for the advice. I think I'll take my chances with a tiny mouse.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarines believe that "intelligent" life exists on other planets?

 

[Sopespian]

Do Telmarines believe that "intelligent" life exists on other planets?

We don't believe intelligent life exists on this planet.