Ask a Telmarine!

[Sopespian]

I rather got the impression that Miraz did not love you, nor did most of the Narnians whose country your people pillaged!

Miraz wasn't fond of anyone, and would you hold me accountable for the sins of my people?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Miraz wasn't fond of anyone, and would you hold me accountable for the sins of my people?

Yes.

Sopespian, how do you feel about traitors and/or assassins?

 

[Sopespian]

Yes.

Sopespian, how do you feel about traitors and/or assassins?

You don't hold Caspian accountable for the sins of his people; why can't I find forgiveness?

They're not good.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

You don't hold Caspian accountable for the sins of his people; why can't I find forgiveness?

They're not good.

Very interesting... I think that I'll recommend a short stay in the Insane Asylum. Just temporary, you understand. Now, please allow these nice men in white coats to give you this new jacket with cool sleeves.

-Dr. Satyre.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

And make yourself comfortable in this nice room with padded walls.

 

[Glenburne]

How do Telmarines feel when Narnians criticize them?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarines have police officers? How about solicitors/lawyers, in particular the "no win no fee" type?

 

[Dame of Gondor]

Are Telmarines good at memorizing things?

Do Telmarines like rabbits as pets?

 

[Glenburne]

What sorts of things are Telmarine children required to memorize?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Is Miss Prizzle a friend of yours?

 

[Sopespian]

Very interesting... I think that I'll recommend a short stay in the Insane Asylum. Just temporary, you understand. Now, please allow these nice men in white coats to give you this new jacket with cool sleeves.

-Dr. Satyre.

No.

And make yourself comfortable in this nice room with padded walls.

Again, no.

How do Telmarines feel when Narnians criticize them?

Sad. We have feelings too, you know.

Do Telmarines have police officers? How about solicitors/lawyers, in particular the "no win no fee" type?

We have law enforcement. One of the laws they enforce is our "no lawyers" law. It's illegal to be a lawyer. If you want legal representation in court, provide it yourself.

Are Telmarines good at memorizing things?

Do Telmarines like rabbits as pets?

Not very.

No. Cats are better.

What sorts of things are Telmarine children required to memorize?

All of my poetry and Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea

Is Miss Prizzle a friend of yours?

Isn't it Miss Frizzle? And, no.

 

[Glenburne]

Have you ever written a poem about Miraz's death? (Since you were the one who brought it about....)

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Do Telmarine judges wear wigs and gowns, as they do in the U.K?

 

[Miss Freckles]

What do Telmarines make of the 'marine' part of their name?

 

[Glenburne]

That is a very, very good question....

Do Telmarines talk a lot? If not, what does the "Tel" part of their name refer to?

 

[Sopespian]

Have you ever written a poem about Miraz's death? (Since you were the one who brought it about....)

No. Perhaps I should, though.

Do Telmarine judges wear wigs and gowns, as they do in the U.K?

No, they don't.

What do Telmarines make of the 'marine' part of their name?

It's short for "marinara sauce", which is tasty.

That is a very, very good question....

Do Telmarines talk a lot? If not, what does the "Tel" part of their name refer to?

"Tel" in Hebrew refers to a hill, and hills are cool.

 

[Glenburne]

So, the name "Telmarine" actually means "hill of tomato sauce"?

 

[Sopespian]

So, the name "Telmarine" actually means "hill of tomato sauce"?

Exactly. No one knows why it means that, it just does.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I can see why. Spaghetti Bolognese... Majestic Beards...

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

So, the name "Telmarine" actually means "hill of tomato sauce"?

Do you yourself like tomato ketchup (sauce)?