Does Telmar still have Radio Shacks? I didn't even know they still existed...
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CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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Given a choice, would you rather live here, in our world, or in Telmar, or in Narnia, or somewhere else (please specify)?
Miss Freckles
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Why did the Telmarine cross the road?
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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How many Telmarines does it take to change a light bulb?
Sopespian
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Um... maybe?
No.
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Actually, the topics of that last one might be related...
No. That's the point.
I'd rather live in Indiana.
To get to the other coronation.
You know you've asked this before, right?
With justice. Duh.
Miss Freckles
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You keep editing your posts whyyyyy tell me!!!!!!
Sopespian
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No. According to Merriam-Webster, it is "the maintenance or administration of what is just especially by the impartial adjustment of conflicting claims or the assignment of merited rewards or punishments".
Um, no I don't. Glen does. Thus, that would be a question for her, and she is not a Telmarine (unfortunately), so this question does not belong on this thread. Please refrain from asking non-Telmarine-related questions in the future. Thank you.
Justice is "the maintenance or administration of what is just"? Whatever happened to not using forms of the word you are defining as part of the definition?
And what does Telmarine justice look like, anyway?
Freckles, I usually edit my posts because I don't like them. Or because I think I'll like them better after they say "Last edited by Glenburne" at the bottom.
And what does Telmarine justice look like, anyway?
Freckles, I usually edit my posts because I don't like them. Or because I think I'll like them better after they say "Last edited by Glenburne" at the bottom.
Justice is "the maintenance or administration of what is just"? Whatever happened to not using forms of the word you are defining as part of the definition?
And what does Telmarine justice look like, anyway?
Freckles, I usually edit my posts because I don't like them. Or because I think I'll like them better after they say "Last edited by Glenburne" at the bottom.
And what does Telmarine justice look like, anyway?
Freckles, I usually edit my posts because I don't like them. Or because I think I'll like them better after they say "Last edited by Glenburne" at the bottom.
Miss Freckles
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I understand that sentiment. And yet. From now on you might just edit them to upset me. This is NF, after all, "bullying" is the first explanation that pops into your head for virtually anything.
I'm terribly traumatized, aren't I?
I'm terribly traumatized, aren't I?
Terrible, yes. But not so much traumatized as paranoid, and paranoia is a form of insanity.
But I suppose, on this thread, the only opinion on your trauma that really matters is the Telmarine one.
Do Telmarines ever value other people's opinions, by the way?
But I suppose, on this thread, the only opinion on your trauma that really matters is the Telmarine one.
Do Telmarines ever value other people's opinions, by the way?
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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If you had been king of Narnia instead of Miraz, would you have accepted the challenge to fight Peter Pevensie in single combat?
What would Telmarines do if Batman suddenly showed up in their city?
WarriorSatyr
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What would Telmarines do if Aquaman suddenly showed up in their city? He is ruler of the oceans...
CORIN THUNDERFIST II
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Or Poseidon/Neptune, God of the Sea?
Sopespian
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Yes. Ask Merriam and Webster. Not my dictionary.
It looks like gallows.
Yes. Terribly.
Yes. And I woulda whooped him, too.
Be happy. That dude is awesome.
Run. That dude is weird.
I believe in one God, so I don't think that's possible.
They're cool, as long as they stay on the sidewalk and don't jump up to my pants.
WarriorSatyr
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God with a capital 'G', yes, but what about with a small 'g', such as the river god?
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