Ask a Telmarine!

[Glenburne]

Ouch....

So, are Telmarines pessimists? Or optimists? Or do they decide that a half-full glass is easily broken?

 

[Sopespian]

Ouch....

So, are Telmarines pessimists? Or optimists? Or do they decide that a half-full glass is easily broken?

We are pessimists, and thus rarely disappointed. No. All glasses can be easily broken. That's 'cause they're glass.

 

[Lady Callandra]

How would you break a titanium glass coated with plastic and rainbow stickers?

 

[Sopespian]

How would you break a titanium glass coated with plastic and rainbow stickers?

Once you take the stickers off, the rest is easy.

 

[Glenburne]

Does titanium do anything funny to your insides? What about Glozelle's?

 

[Sopespian]

Does titanium do anything funny to your insides? What about Glozelle's?

I don't know -- I've never drunk it.

I'll have to ask him.

*yelling* Hey, Glozelle! Some strange young lady on the Internet has a question for you!

Glozelle?

Glozie, old buddy?

He's asleep. I'll ask later.

 

[Lady Callandra]

Because the internet is a place to express our thoughts and your posts always start with , that means that your brain is green. Are all Telmarine brains green?

 

[Glenburne]

Are green Telmarine brains related to why Glozelle sleeps so much?

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

Cats, the domestic kind, sleep a lot. Is Glozelle a cat?

 

[GondorGirl]

If Glozelle is a cat can have him to add to my collection?

 

[Sopespian]

Because the internet is a place to express our thoughts and your posts always start with , that means that your brain is green. Are all Telmarine brains green?

I don't know. I've never seen one.

Are green Telmarine brains related to why Glozelle sleeps so much?

I really don't think so.

Cats, the domestic kind, sleep a lot. Is Glozelle a cat?

Nope. And I've already named my new cat after someone else, so I can't name him after Glozelle.

If Glozelle is a cat can have him to add to my collection?

I guess that's moot now.

 

[Sopespian]

Guys, look! I'm on the menu at a Mexican restaurant near Chicago!

I... I've never thought of myself as three corn cakes before. This is enlightening.

 

[CORIN THUNDERFIST II]

What happened to Prunaprismia and her son after Caspian X assumed the throne?

 

[Sopespian]

What happened to Prunaprismia and her son after Caspian X assumed the throne?

That's a good question. I myself was whisked out of Narnia right around that time, so I'm not aware of the answer myself.

 

[Glenburne]

Why did you just use a different font? Did Glozelle hack your account?

 

[Sopespian]

Why did you just use a different font? Did Glozelle hack your account?

Not this time; I was using my phone and my thumb slipped. Boring explanation is boring.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I... I've never thought of myself as three corn cakes before. This is enlightening.

Hahahaha I love it!

Not this time; I was using my phone and my thumb slipped. Boring explanation is boring.

Why did your thumb slip? Was it raining? Were you shaking? Has the experience marred you and if yes in what way?

 

[Glenburne]

Do Telmarines have nightmares? What about?

 

[Sopespian]

Why did your thumb slip? Was it raining? Were you shaking? Has the experience marred you and if yes in what way?

The words are very small on my phone and I can't always hit the one I want with my big ol' thumb.

No.

No.

No. Again, boring explanation is boring.

Do Telmarines have nightmares? What about?

Rarely.

Different stuff. Once I dreamed that my parents weren't my real parents but had kidnapped me when I was very young and were going to jail for it. It was so vivid that I found it very difficult to face my parents in the morning.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Was blonde hair ever a trend in the Telmarine world of style?