Ask a Telmarine!

[Zella]

Are you having a good day?

Will an instant transportation device ever be invented?

 

[Sopespian]

Should I paint my nails pink, pink, or, um, pink?

Do you ever wish the force really existed?

Should that be "exists" instead of "existed"?

Um, pink. Not pink, pink.
No.

Yes.

what do you think of green nails?

if you had to paint your nails, what color would you choose?

They're weird-looking.

Clear.

Are you having a good day?

Will an instant transportation device ever be invented?

Fairly tolerable.

It has been. It's called a "Magic Carpet". It's sold in Arabia at night.

 

[narnia ice cream]

are Talmarines GREAT readers?


do they own a thier OWN library?

 

[Zella]

How on earth am I going to survive at college with less than one shelf of books and no sure way to get to the library?!

 

[Lossëndil]

Surely, the college has a library!! (I know friends who abuse the interlibrary loan service. )

Do you Telmarines have a university?

 

[Zella]

Yes, it does. (In fact, I'm going to work there.) But it's not quite the same.

Do Telmarines like football? (Need I even ask?)

 

[Sopespian]

are Telmarines GREAT readers?


do they own their OWN library?

We're the best!

We have lots of 'em.

How on earth am I going to survive at college with less than one shelf of books and no sure way to get to the library?!

You won't. You'll die at college of book deprivation.

Do you Telmarines have a university?

We have quite a few, actually.

Do Telmarines like football? (Need I even ask?)

No. We love it. (No, you needn't've.)

 

[Zella]

That's depressing. Will you come to my funeral? Or at least send flowers?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

Why is The Enormus Pile of Brush sinking?

 

[Sopespian]

That's depressing. Will you come to my funeral? Or at least send flowers?

I'll come with flowers. I'll even sing. Mr. Green will be there, too. He'll give a eulogy. I admit, it'll look awkward when he smiles the whole time during the eulogy, but it's not like he can help it.

Why is The Enormous Pile of Brush sinking?

'Cause you put it in the sink, you silly girl!

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

'Cause you put it in the sink, you silly girl!

Actually I put it on the campfire.

 

[Zella]

Are Telmarines good cooks?

Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?

 

[Sopespian]

Are Telmarines good cooks?

Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?

The women more so than the men, but yes.

Ha. Aren't you funny?

 

[GondorGirl]

If I requested randomly that you sing a song what song would you sing?

What is my dog doing to our sumo suit?

 

[Sopespian]

If I requested randomly that you sing a song what song would you sing?

What is my dog doing to our sumo suit?

"I've Got a Mansion" - it's stuck in my head after special music today.

Probably chewing it to bits. (What's a "sumo suit", anyway?)

 

[Zella]

Why isn't Windows Media Player working on my computer? I'm missing my music.

 

[Sopespian]

Why isn't Windows Media Player working on my computer? I'm missing my music.

'Cause it just worked on my computer, and can work on only so many computers at once.

 

[GondorGirl]

Probably chewing it to bits. (What's a "sumo suit", anyway?)

A Sumo Suit is two sweat suits sewn together with stuffing in between so that when you put it on you look like a sumo wrestler. Then you can sumo wrestle people without being hurt (too much).

How do I convince a friend to not curl up and die when I every now and then feel like that too?

Should I get off the computer because it's storming?

What should I do about the issues my car has?

 

[Lossëndil]

Do Telmarines drive cars?

And how is the bus service?

 

[Zella]

How is the Telmarine economy doing?