Ask a Telmarine!
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Sopespian
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I don't feel like it.
Yes.
Quite a few, actually.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No. I love to sing.
They're okay, I just have sentimental attachment to them.
No, I haven't.
Why don't more girls have bodyguards?
Do you think I'm safe enough with just two bodyguards?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Because they're too self-sufficient.
Yup, although I'd volunteer if I could.
Okay, you can join the ranks of my bodyguards who don't live close enough to actually do anything besides sound intimidating.
Wait, I should interview you.
Will you promise to not pick fights with my other bodyguards, Garth and the other one?
Will you protect me from whales?
Will you, unlike a certain bodyguard, NOT protect me from people I don't need protection from?
Do you have any previous experience in guarding?
Any references?
Here's one I "love" to answer at job interviews. Describe yourself in one word.
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Sopespian
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Okay, you can join the ranks of my bodyguards who don't live close enough to actually do anything besides sound intimidating.
Wait, I should interview you.
Will you promise to not pick fights with my other bodyguards, Garth and Chuck Norris?
Will you protect me from whales?
Will you, unlike Chuck Norris, my other bodyguard, NOT protect me from people I don't need protection from?
Do you have any previous experience in guarding?
Any references?
Here's one I "love" to answer at job interviews. Describe yourself in one word.
Absolutely!
Yes!
No.
Yes, I have a sister.
Yes, but you don't know them.
That's not a question; besides, it's too hard to answer.
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Absolutely!
Yes!
No.
Yes, I have a sister.
That's not a question; besides, it's too hard to answer.
Good.
Good.
Well, I suppose that's an admirable quality.
Very true.
Tell that to the people interviewing me.
Why is there a random log in my living room?
Am I going to finish this commercial for the Ugly Duckling before the performance tonight?
Would you like to see it if I do?
Sopespian
Well-known member
I don't know, check your Captain's Log.
Yes.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine how hilarious a practice for that play is?
Is there such a thing as too much ad-libbing?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Can you imagine how hilarious a practice for that play is?
Is there such a thing as too much ad-libbing?
Ha, yes.
Naw...
Incidentally, my costume this time is amazingly over the top. Think hot pink and then times it by about ten yards of material.
Have I already asked you about the acceptability of toe shoes?
Would I be validated in stealing someone's toe shoes in the dead of night to dispose of them?
What if this person lives 3 and a half ours away so it's hard to inconspicuously break into his house?
Have I already asked you about the acceptability of toe shoes?
Would I be validated in stealing someone's toe shoes in the dead of night to dispose of them?
What if this person lives 3 and a half ours away so it's hard to inconspicuously break into his house?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Incidentally, my costume this time is amazingly over the top. Think hot pink and then times it by about ten yards of material.
Have I already asked you about the acceptability of toe shoes?
Would I be validated in stealing someone's toe shoes in the dead of night to dispose of them?
What if this person lives 3 and a half ours away so it's hard to inconspicuously break into his house?
Nope, but my answer is that they're unacceptable.
Yes.
Do it anyway.
Heheh
What should I do if he retaliates?
I mean, the last few times I've been protected from him by my adopted little brother. (Oh certainly not by his brother, just because his brother happens to be Garth... *hopes Garth reads this because he's fun to mess with)
Why am I so thirsty?
How are we going to survive tomorrow night's performance without the lead actor of our first play?
What should I do if he retaliates?
I mean, the last few times I've been protected from him by my adopted little brother. (Oh certainly not by his brother, just because his brother happens to be Garth... *hopes Garth reads this because he's fun to mess with)
Why am I so thirsty?
How are we going to survive tomorrow night's performance without the lead actor of our first play?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Threaten to force him to take you to Antarctica on your honeymoon if he tries to retaliate.
Because you are in a hot place.
I will jump in. (Actually, I could. I know those parts like the back of my hand.)
EDIT: Btw, you may want to look at the post you had me edit.
I will jump in. (Actually, I could. I know those parts like the back of my hand.)
That would work if it was the Ugly Duckling but we're doing two plays and it's the other one we're missing a character for.
XD XD You missed his name in one spot but that's kind of awesome.
Okay
Do you want to know the correct answer to the question I asked you?
Do you still consider it sacrilegious that we added a scene to the Ugly Duckling?
Even though it brought down the house?
Do you like the movie the Princess Bride?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Nah.
Blasphemer.
The answer was bacon.
Do you like bacon?
Should I learn to cook things other than meat?
Should I randomly make a cake?
The answer was bacon.
Do you like bacon?
Should I learn to cook things other than meat?
Should I randomly make a cake?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Not as much as a Canadian does.
Yes. Bake biscuits. Yum!
Yes! Then send it to me.
Zella
New member
I want to see it, too!!!
Why did my bubble gum get tough so fast?
Can you blow bubbles with gum?
Can you whistle?
Why is there an h is whistle?
