Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Zella said:
I want to see it, too!!!:D

Why did my bubble gum get tough so fast?

Can you blow bubbles with gum?

Can you whistle?

Why is there an h in whistle?
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It was emulating you.

Yes.

Yes.

Because English is a strange language. ;)

Glenburne said:
Tootles says that you would make a wonderful moral philosopher given some tuteledge (from your own wonderful mad buffalo, of course). Do you agree?

Do you eat your vegetables?
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I already am a great moral philosopher. But I think this calls for a limerick.

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor to tooters to toot
Said the two to the tooter,
"Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

Yes.
 
What has four legs and barks like a dog?

What has four legs and mews like a cat?

Do you remember that ginger colored hippopotamus that used to climb onto my shoulder and lick my ear?

Chicken or toad?
 
Oh bravo! Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on solving the riddle so accurately. :p

You didn't answer my question! Chicken or toad?

What can fill a huge box but also fit in your two hands?

Know any other good fairy tale riddles?
 
Gondorgirl said:
Oh bravo! Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on solving the riddle so accurately. :p

You didn't answer my question! Chicken or toad?

What can fill a huge box but also fit in your two hands?

Know any other good fairy tale riddles?
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I don't get it.

I still don't get it.

Nope.
 
What gets bigger the more you take from it?

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine in a factory?
 
Do they like dwarf hamsters?

Have you been bitten by said dwarf hamster?

Have you ever been bit by a dwarf?

Have you ever bit a dwarf?

Did you then brush your teeth?
 
Why do you Telmarines think so highly of yourselves?
Have you ever eaten a possum?
Have you ever kissed a chipmunk?
Have you ever been to Boston in the fall?
Do you think I'm crazy?
 
Why isn't "yes" only two letters long so it would be more symmetrical with "no"?

Is there a language where the words for "yes" and "no" are the same length?

How many languages can you say you "know"? (Note the quotation marks)
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Why do you Telmarines think so highly of yourselves?
Have you ever eaten a possum?
Have you ever kissed a chipmunk?
Have you ever been to Boston in the fall?
Do you think I'm crazy?
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'Cause we're the best! :D
Ehrm... no.
Ehrm... no.
Ehrm... no.
Ehrm... yes. ;)

narnia ice cream said:
Do Telmarines have "national left hand/right hand" parties?

do they wear sun glasses while riding their horses?
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No... we're all ambidextrous.

Nope.

Gondorgirl said:
Why isn't "yes" only two letters long so it would be more symmetrical with "no"?

Is there a language where the words for "yes" and "no" are the same length?

How many languages can you say you "know"? (Note the quotation marks)
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Because English is a strange language (haven't I told you that before? ;)).

I don't no.

One. Guess which one it is! ;)

Zella said:
Have you ever had a fish?

Will my fish learn to like his new food?

Do Telmarines prefer knitting or crocheting?
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For food, yes. They're tasty. (Bet that wasn't the answer you wanted!)

Yes, or he will starve, which would be tragic.

Football.
 
Sopespian said:


One. Guess which one it is! ;)
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I hope it's Elvish, then I can communicate with you.

Do you think I'm more like an Elf or a Hobbit?

Would it be blaspheme to say that I think I really come from Rohan?

Wouldn't that just make me Eowyn?

Would it be awesome if I was Eowyn?
 
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