Ask a Telmarine!
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Sopespian
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Ha. No, it's English.
You're most like Elvin from The Cosby Show.
Definitely. Whoever that is...
Definitely. Whoever that is...
Definitely. Whoever that is...
^I'm saying yes to that last one.
Do you like Tim Hawkins?
Have you ever had a pet fish? (Ha!)
I don't even know Tim Hawkins!
Nope. Nor have I eaten a pet fish. (Or at least I assume that none of the many fish I've eaten were anyone's pets.)
Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Do Telmarines know the difference between knitting and crocheting?
Do Telmarines know the difference between Sushi and Toodles?
Ha. No, it's English.
You're most like Elvin from The Cosby Show.
Hmmmm I can still communicate but not quite as well.
Oh yay, I love Elvin.
Should I get a bearded dragon?
Will you take my dogs, cats and hamsters?
Do you want the chinchilla too?
And the chickens?
Zella
New member
^If he doesn't want the chickens, I'll take them.
That's a tragedy. *Correct tragedy*
Do Telmarines wear watches?
Do Telmarines sleep with teddy bears?
I don't even know Tim Hawkins!
That's a tragedy. *Correct tragedy*
Do Telmarines wear watches?
Do Telmarines sleep with teddy bears?
Sopespian
Well-known member
...Not really.
Who?
Hmmmm I can still communicate but not quite as well.
Oh yay, I love Elvin.
Should I get a bearded dragon?
Will you take my dogs, cats and hamsters?
Do you want the chinchilla too?
And the chickens?
Yes! A real live one!
Nope. My sister's cat would not do well with them.
Nope.
Nope. Nor the toads.
^If he doesn't want the chickens, I'll take them.
That's a tragedy. *Correct tragedy*
Do Telmarines wear watches?
Do Telmarines sleep with teddy bears?
Sometimes.
Never!
You catch on quick.
This is why Telmarines should sleep with teddy bears.
Should I have caught that toad I saw while I was mowing?
Have you ever mowed over a small animal?
Have you run over a small animal with a car?
Have you run over a Large animal with a car?
Was it your car?
Was it an Oliphaunt?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Yes!
Yup.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
A what?
Ever been run over by an oliphaunt?
Would you trust me driving you in rush hour traffic?
Would you assist me in kidnapping Garth?
Why do I have a headache?
Would you trust me driving you in rush hour traffic?
Would you assist me in kidnapping Garth?
Why do I have a headache?
Sopespian
Well-known member
A what?
No!
Er... if I did that I'd be tempted to marry you while he was unable to stop me. So... yes!
Because you're thinking so hard, devising your plan to kidnap Garth (which plan probably has something to do with driving in rush-hour traffic.)
Er... if I did that I'd be tempted to marry you while he was unable to stop me. So... yes!
Waaaaaaait. XD *Removes Mike from list of conspirators*
Yet another reason I need to go kidnap Garth so he can continue to be my bodyguard...
Are you any good at Scrabble?
You don't know what an oliphaunt is?
Why is my hair being unmanageable?
narnia ice cream
New member
do talmarines eat ice cream when they are sad? or mad?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Probably.
Yes!
Mmhmm.
What? Bummer...
I'm okay at Scrabble.
Nope.
It's emulating Dulcibella's hair.
We eat ice cream no matter what mood we have!
What? Bummer...
Nope.
Yeah, you deserved it.
Sad. Very sad.
Why are whales scary?
Have you ever had a nightmare about whales? I have.
Wait, which direction do you live from me?
Do you have a good sense of direction?
Sopespian
Well-known member
They're not. I think whales are cool.
Nope.
West.
Yes.
Are bow-ties cool?
What about fezzes?
Or stetsons?
What about fezzes?
Or stetsons?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Naw.
Nah.
Ehrm, Ehrm, Ehrm,... yes.
How do I dispose of creepy people?
Should I be proud of the fact that I've never had any creepy stalkers?
How do I dispose of my friends' creepy stalkers?
Should I be proud of the fact that I've never had any creepy stalkers?
How do I dispose of my friends' creepy stalkers?
Sopespian
Well-known member
Give them to me. I'll take care of 'em.
Yes.
Give them to me. I'll take care of 'em.