Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Six questions (is that allowed?) I need to ask:

1) Where did the Telmarines come from?
2) Why did they "need" Narnia?
3) Where are they now? (Not including you)
4) Where is the poll option that says "not very nice"?
5) Do you like King Tirian?
and finally...
6) What does Sopespian mean?
 
Tirian541 said:
Six questions (is that allowed?) I need to ask:

1) Where did the Telmarines come from?
2) Why did they "need" Narnia?
3) Where are they now? (Not including you)
4) Where is the poll option that says "not very nice"?
5) Do you like King Tirian?
and finally...
6) What does Sopespian mean?
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Telmar. Duh.
Because they multiply quickly.
Living in Narnia.
Nowhere.
Yes.
It means "Greatest Person in the World.":D

EDIT: Six questions are allowed; however, you used another question to ask if six were allowed, making it seven. Seven questions, though, are also allowed, so you're off the hook. :D
 
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Is white cake better than chocolate cake?

Will I get to ride the dinky little roller coaster at the fair next week?

Will I ever get a job?

What should I name a quiz team tonight?
 
How much can a Telmarine eat in one day?

Are Telmarines really clean?

Besides fighting and or killing things, what do Telmarines like to do in their spare time? Or rather, do Telmarines even have spare time aside from fighting?
 
What is the Telmarine battle-cry?
Why does summer always end so quickly?
Why won't the annoying, miniscule flies that live in my kitchen all die?
What's the average life-span of a fruit fly?
What's the average lifespan of a tomato?
What's the average life span of a Telmarine?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
Garth'sgirl said:
Is white cake better than chocolate cake?

Will I get to ride the dinky little roller coaster at the fair next week?

Will I ever get a job?

What should I name a quiz team tonight?
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Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

The Ultimate!

KingTirianis541yearsold! said:
How much can a Telmarine eat in one day?

Are Telmarines really clean?

Besides fighting and or killing things, what do Telmarines like to do in their spare time? Or rather, do Telmarines even have spare time aside from fighting?
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A lot.

Yes.

We play football. Yes.

WolfgangAmadeusMozart the Meerkitten said:
What is the Telmarine battle-cry?
Why does summer always end so quickly?
Why won't the annoying, miniscule flies that live in my kitchen all die?
What's the average life-span of a fruit fly?
What's the average lifespan of a tomato?
What's the average life span of a Telmarine?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Hut! Hut! Hike! :D
Because fall is so much better.
They will, once you kill them.
One day.
Very short, once I get around to eating it.
85 years.
To get to the other side.

PrinceOfTheCountryWesternMusic said:
Do Telmarines eat radioactive cupcakes?
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No; do you want us to? :eek:

Zellaster said:
Are Telmarines artistic?

Do Telmarines read a lot?
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Somewhat.

Yes.

narnia strawberry ice cream said:
What are Telmarines favorite animals? :confused:
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Snakes. :eek:
 
What would happen if someone other than Inkspot called you sweetie?

I feel like that question has been asked before; has it?

Do you ever get tired of answering so many questions?
 
If I recall correctly, they acknowledge the title "Duffer" in order to torment those branded with it. Even though they are Duffers themselves.

Do Telmarines require their children to go to college?

If so, what are Telmarine colleges like?

Why is Toodles stalking after you with an ethics text in hand?
 
Sopespian said:


I would do to them what I do to my sister, who calls me "Sweetie". Kiss them - unshaved - which is quite a punishment.
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I was pretty sure I'd done it and you didn't do that. Which is a good thing because I would have murdered you. In cold blood. Not in your sleep because that would be too painless. And then have you trampled by oliphaunts.

Am I too violent?

Is a rap about Hobbits wrong?

Should I go to bed?
 
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