Ask a Telmarine!

How wonderful are Telmarines?

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Gondorgirl said:
How do I convince a friend to not curl up and die when I every now and then feel like that too?

Should I get off the computer because it's storming?

What should I do about the issues my car has?
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Well, the Bible should help. Try the Psalms.

No! It's too late! Now you're burned to a crisp.

Pray. Hard.

Lossëndil said:
Do Telmarines drive cars?

And how is the bus service?
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Nope.:(

There isn't one.:(

Zella said:
How is the Telmarine economy doing?
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It's fine. We have many fiscally responsible people and few Democ - uh, next question, please. ;)

narnia ice cream said:
Do they go camping?
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Not very often. We'd have to leave our castles!:eek:
 
Should I memorize Jude or Romans next?

Or should I just finish memorizing 1st John even though it's not on my list?

Is my week going to continue being as awesome as today has been?

If I don't get hired at the license bureau where else should I apply?
 
Gondorgirl said:
Should I memorize Jude or Romans next?

Or should I just finish memorizing 1st John even though it's not on my list?

Is my week going to continue being as awesome as today has been?

If I don't get hired at the license bureau where else should I apply?
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Jude. It's shorter. :D

Ooh, I like 1st John.

Totally.

Fast food, you silly girl!
 
Tootles wanted me to remind you of your moral obligation to all of God's creatures. He has a book he wants you to read, Ethics Reconsidered in the Light of Sushi's Desk Lamp. Will you at least look it over?
 
Sopespian said:

Jude. It's shorter. :D

Ooh, I like 1st John.
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That was my thought.

I like 1st John as well but I realized I meant 1st Peter, I keep doing that. :rolleyes:

Can you name all the books of the Bible in the proper order?

Without a song you learned in Sunday School?

What' with this random foam thing that looks like a high-tech piece of a computer?

How should I make my bowling trip tonight entertaining?
 
Did you know that you can kill gypsy-moths by drowning them in soapy water?
Do you wonder how I found that out?
Do you get side-trackked easily?
Is there only one small, annoying, insect flying around my house or are there two?
Are Telmarines particularly loyal?
 
Glenburne said:
Tootles wanted me to remind you of your moral obligation to all of God's creatures. He has a book he wants you to read, Ethics Reconsidered in the Light of Sushi's Desk Lamp. Will you at least look it over?
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No.

Gondorgirl said:
Can you name all the books of the Bible in the proper order?

Without a song you learned in Sunday School?

What's with this random foam thing that looks like a high-tech piece of a computer?

How should I make my bowling trip tonight entertaining?
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Yes, but for the sake of space, I won't do it here.

Yes.

I don't know. Random foam things aren't my specialty.

Bowl 300! :D

Zella said:
Do you like Clue?

Are you good at Clue?

Have you played more than one version of Clue?
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Did you know that you can kill gypsy-moths by drowning them in soapy water?
Do you wonder how I found that out?
Do you get side-tracked easily?
Is there only one small, annoying, insect flying around my house or are there two?
Are Telmarines particularly loyal?
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup, unfortunately, I must admit it. I - what was I talking about again?
There are forty-five thousand! Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, boy. Now you did it. WE ARE INCREDIBLY, EXTREMELY, EXCELLENTLY LOYAL!
 
Sopespian said:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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While last visiting Garth I played a Sherlock Holmes version of Clue (ish) and you had to actually figure out the clues themselves rather than having handy little cards. Much more difficult and awesome. I expected to fail epically since I'd never played it before but I think I did quite well.

How can I get out of going to college without feeling like a chicken?

Are chickens really that chicken-y in that sense?

Have you ever been attacked by a rooster?

Have you ever tried to catch a chicken?

If so have you been successful?
 
Gondorgirl said:
How can I get out of going to college without feeling like a chicken?

Are chickens really that chicken-y in that sense?

Have you ever been attacked by a rooster?

Have you ever tried to catch a chicken?

If so have you been successful?
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By getting a job!

No, since they never go to college, either.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope. :D
 
Sopespian said:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, my cousin and I had found a gypsy-moth nest in my cherry tree and so we slit it open then cut it off and dunked it in water to drown the foul things. Then we found out THEY CAN SWIM! THE EVIL THINGS CAN SWIM!:eek: So, since we had been washing my mom's car previously we poured soap into the bucket of water they were in and they drowned. xD



Do I have an irrational fear of locusts?
Why was I just hearing noises downstairs?
Why have I, for weeks now, been having weird dreams that I can't remember much of when I wake up?
Where does Smokey-the-cat go every afternoon?
 
Why has the library not got my books yet?

Should I go stalk a website again?

How can I prevent breaking every piece of jewelry that I try to wear consistently?
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Do I have an irrational fear of locusts?
Why was I just hearing noises downstairs?
Why have I, for weeks now, been having weird dreams that I can't remember much of when I wake up?
Where does Smokey-the-cat go every afternoon?
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Nah.
IT'S A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A DREAM-MANIPULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To his secret admirer...

Gondorgirl said:
Why has the library not got my books yet?

Should I go stalk a website again?

How can I prevent breaking every piece of jewelry that I try to wear consistently?
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They're slow.

Yes.

By being careful.

Zella said:
Do you like sad songs?

Will I pass my driving test on Friday?
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Somewhat, but not overmuch.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sopespian said:

Nah.
To his secret admirer...
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Then why- when I was in a tree- did I start screaming when I saw a locust in the tree and promptly leapt out of the tree and ran only stopping to call my cat away from the tree and cover my head with my hands? And then I went inside whilst swearing to myself that I would never go outside again (or at least for a week)?

And fyi- Smokey is a girl.:p

Why does it keep raining?
Why hasn't my mom called a second time?
Where is Frodo (my cat)?
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
Then why- when I was in a tree- did I start screaming when I saw a locust in the tree and promptly leapt out of the tree and ran only stopping to call my cat away from the tree and cover my head with my hands? And then I went inside whilst swearing to myself that I would never go outside again (or at least for a week)?

And fyi- Smokey is a girl.:p

Why does it keep raining?
Why hasn't my mom called a second time?
Where is Frodo (my cat)?
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Sorry, I thought you asked if I had the fear of locusts.:rolleyes:
Because it's not sunny enough.
'Cause she's called only once.:D
In your face! Hah!
 
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