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How wonderful are Telmarines?


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Do Telmarines prefer cats or dogs?

Do Telmarines care about global warming?

Do Telmarines like biscuits and gravy?

Do Telmarines eat sushi? (The food not the buffalo)

Do Telmarines eat sushi? (The buffalo not the food)

Do Telmarines get annoyed answering questions they have probably already answered before?

:)
 
When you want to make it warmer in a room, should you say you are turning the air conditioning up or down?

You're turning it down.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2cglou9.jpg

See? I am Batman.

Why does white cake taste so good?

How should I misuse the fact that I'm always right?

Yup!

'Cause it's delicious!

You're not always right. I am. :p

Do Telmarines prefer cats or dogs?

Do Telmarines care about global warming?

Do Telmarines like biscuits and gravy?

Do Telmarines eat sushi? (The food not the buffalo)

Do Telmarines eat sushi? (The buffalo not the food)

Do Telmarines get annoyed answering questions they have probably already answered before?

:)

Cats.

Global warming is a farce.

Yes!

No.

Naw, we leave that up to GG.

Not really. :D
 
Is your thread at all associated with the "Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" thread?

Should I go bowling tonight or just stick with laser tag?

Will I get lost while picking up my sister from her school?

What do I do if I get lost?
 
Is your thread at all associated with the "Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" thread?

Should I go bowling tonight or just stick with laser tag?

Will I get lost while picking up my sister from her school?

What do I do if I get lost?

Ehrm, not really. This is "Ask any question you like, get a snarky answer.":D

Bowling. Totally.

Yes. :D

Stalk somebody who looks like they know where they're going. :D
 


Stalk somebody who looks like they know where they're going. :D

That's hard to do in a car...

Do you enjoy High school football?

How have I become the "Fetch me from school, please?" person?

How many people do I have to have asking me to chauffeur them before I start charging?
 
What are Telmarines' favorite food, pet, day of the week, and car?

Are Telmarines scared of anything (besides mice)? :D

What is the general mood of Telmarines in the following: average day, before a war, after a defeat, and after mealtime?

:D
 
That's hard to do in a car...

Do you enjoy High school football?

How have I become the "Fetch me from school, please?" person?

How many people do I have to have asking me to chauffeur them before I start charging?

Yes.

Because you have wheels!

10.

What are Telmarines' favorite food, pet, day of the week, and car?

Are Telmarines scared of anything (besides mice)?

What is the general mood of Telmarines in the following: average day, before a war, after a defeat, and after mealtime?

:D

Food: Shrimp Pet: Snake Day of the Week: Thursday Car: 2012 Dodge Journey

No.

Calm & collected, intense & focused, sad & depressed, full & contented.

Why wasn't "Let's Kill Hitler" about killing Hitler?

I don't know; I've never watched it. Sounds violent, though.

Do Telmarines play football? ;) :confused:

What a question... Of course! :D
 
Can Sushi borrow one of your football DVDs? He's doing cultural research.

Why, sure! I'm currently not using the "Career Synopses: Sammy Baugh and Norm Van Brocklin" one. He could learn a lot from that. :D


*low voice* A buffalo doing cultural research? What IS the world coming to?
 
are Talmarines taller than 7 feet? :confused:


do they celebrate birthday parties at Disneyland?


Which one of these theme parks do they like best:

Disneyland :confused: or Magic Mountain? :confused:
 
Are Telmarines taller than 7 feet? :confused:


do they celebrate birthday parties at Disneyland?


Which one of these theme parks do they like best:

Disneyland :confused: or Magic Mountain? :confused:

Some of us are. Personally, I'm 6'4".

Nope. We don't have a Disneyland. :eek:

Hmm... never heard of "Magic Mountain"; I guess I'd have to say Disneyland.
 
What did I do today? I can't really remember all of it.

Should my sister get a rabbit?

Should I get a goat?

Do you think you would like fried Oreos?

Well, Dulcibella, first you went and saw Eg, then you went to hear the king's plan to get his daughter married off, then you participated, acting as if you were Camilla, and now you're back home sleeping after a lot of excitement.

Naw, she should get a lizard.

No, he might eat everything in sight!

I'm not sure...

Do you like science? What about English? Math? History? Latin? (I don't know what made me think of Latin...)

Kind of. Yup. Noooooo!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Latin's kind of cool, too. It ties in with English and I love etymology.
 
Sushi says your football DVD has been enlightening, helping him to understand the primordial mental processes of those within the football world. Can he borrow a few more?

By the way, Toodles wants you to take the ethics course he is teaching at the local community college.
 


Well, Dulcibella, first you went and saw Eg, then you went to hear the king's plan to get his daughter married off, then you participated, acting as if you were Camilla, and now you're back home sleeping after a lot of excitement.

Coo!

Is my foot supposed to be swelling?

Do tetanus shots really hurt?

What kind of shots am I going to have to get in order to go to Haiti next year?
 
Sushi says your football DVD has been enlightening, helping him to understand the primordial mental processes of those within the football world. Can he borrow a few more?

By the way, Toodles wants you to take the ethics course he is teaching at the local community college.

Sure! Here's "Great Oilers Runningbacks: Campbell & George".

Coo!

Is my foot supposed to be swelling?

Do tetanus shots really hurt?

What kind of shots am I going to have to get in order to go to Haiti next year?

No! That's creepy!

Naw...

Good ones. :D
 
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