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Look up the words with your search engine. You'll love the meaning of the phrase. And you should like French. French people eat cool things. Like snails. Toodles doesn't eat snails. He is a boring Swiss mad buffalo.
 
*trots off to find random mad water buffalo*

I think I would name her... Poppy.

Why do you think mad buffalos are becoming so popular?

Do you approve of the name Toodles?

How about Sushi?

Do you like sushi (the Japanese food)?

Don't you ever get tired of answering meaningless questions?

You do know that you have no life, since you devote your time so studiously to answering questions. Do all Tellies have no life, or are you the only one?
 
Lossëndil said:
*trots off to find random mad water buffalo*

I think I would name her... Poppy.

Why do you think mad buffalos are becoming so popular?

Do you approve of the name Toodles?

How about Sushi?

Do you like sushi (the Japanese food)?

Don't you ever get tired of answering meaningless questions?

You do know that you have no life, since you devote your time so studiously to answering questions. Do all Tellies have no life, or are you the only one?
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Because people are strange.

No.

No.

No.

No.

I have a life! It is serving food at A&W!
 
Lossëndil said:
*trots off to find random mad water buffalo*
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SUSHI IS NOT A MAD WATER BUFFALO! HE IS A MAD BUFFALO!:mad: :p

The difference is that mad buffalos have souls, while water buffalos do not. Thus, Toodles can lecture effectively on ethics, and Sushi should not be killed. Ever.

Anyway...Sopespian, what about your bed makes Toodles like it so much? He looks cuddly now on your pillow.
 
Did I ever say Sushi was a water buffalo? *glare* (my roommate tell me that I have a very effective glare, so ... shudder or something.)

And how dare you insult water buffalos. :mad:

Sopes, will you kindly tell Glen that she is mistaken in many things, not in the least her understanding of water buffalos.
 
Lossëndil said:
Did I ever say Sushi was a water buffalo? *glare* (my roommate tell me that I have a very effective glare, so ... shudder or something.)

And how dare you insult water buffalos. :mad:

Sopes, will you kindly tell Glen that she is mistaken in many things, not in the least her understanding of water buffalos.
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He's the one who went on about how water buffalos don't have souls. I had to save Sushi somehow. Although he was never a water buffalo, anyway.

On a side note, a water buffalo named Poppy would be cute...you could probably buy her a secondhand soul at Goodwill or something.
 
I do hope it's only a gently used soul... I don't suppose there's anywhere you can buy new souls is there?

*leads Poppy off to Goodwill*
 
No, they're both bad, aren't they. One is evil and the other wicked. Or have you not read the encyclopedia entry I put so much work into writing?

I think I stick with Goodwill.

Here, Poppy, this one is a pretty shade of aquamarine. You like it?
 
I did read it. Just a couple days ago, in fact. And the mauve soul might look better with Poppy's complexion.
 
But I don't like mauve that much- Poppy! Don't eat it!!

*facepalm*

*glare*

Fine. Take the mauve one. Now I've gotta pay an extra 5.98 cookies for it, and you know how low I am on cookies. :mad:
 
Sorry. Why don't return it? There's a cerulean soul that might be nice...or what about the pretty violet one?
 
Zella said:
Should I plug in my computer?

Should I do homework now? Or should I go for a walk?
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Yes!

Yes! Yes! Do your homework while you walk!

Glenburne said:
SUSHI IS NOT A MAD WATER BUFFALO! HE IS A MAD BUFFALO!
The difference is that mad buffalos have souls, while water buffalos do not. Thus, Toodles can lecture effectively on ethics, and Sushi should not be killed. Ever.

Anyway...Sopespian, what about your bed makes Toodles like it so much? He looks cuddly now on your pillow.
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It's comfy! Get off my pillow, Noodlehead!

Lossëndil said:
Did I ever say Sushi was a water buffalo? *glare* (my roommate tell me that I have a very effective glare, so ... shudder or something.)

And how dare you insult water buffalos. :mad:

Sopes, will you kindly tell Glen that she is mistaken in many things, not in the least her understanding of water buffalos.
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Sure! Glen, you are mistaken in many things, not in the least your understanding of water buffalos.

Zella said:
Why does everybody not have a water buffalo? Larry the cucumber said they do!
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I don't know...

Glenburne said:
He's the one who went on about how water buffalos don't have souls. I had to save Sushi somehow. Although he was never a water buffalo, anyway.

On a side note, a water buffalo named Poppy would be cute...you could probably buy her a secondhand soul at Goodwill or something.
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:rolleyes:

Lossëndil said:
I do hope it's only a gently used soul... I don't suppose there's anywhere you can buy new souls is there?

*leads Poppy off to Goodwill*
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:rolleyes:

Glenburne said:
I could ask Bufferduffin if you want. I think he's the good one....
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:confused:

Lossëndil said:
No, they're both bad, aren't they. One is evil and the other wicked. Or have you not read the encyclopedia entry I put so much work into writing?

I think I stick with Goodwill.

Here, Poppy, this one is a pretty shade of aquamarine. You like it?
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No, although Aquamarine is my birthstone...

Glenburne said:
I did read it. Just a couple days ago, in fact. And the mauve soul might look better with Poppy's complexion.
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I doubt it.

Lossëndil said:
But I don't like mauve that much- Poppy! Don't eat it!!

*facepalm*

*glare*

Fine. Take the mauve one. Now I've gotta pay an extra 5.98 cookies for it, and you know how low I am on cookies.
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*hands Lossy-thee*(sic) a cookie.

Glenburne said:
Sorry. Why don't you return it? There's a cerulean soul that might be nice...or what about the pretty violet one?
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Because she ate it! You can't return an eaten soul! Ugh... violet. I prefer purple.
 
Sopespian said:


Old members.

Something about LotR.

I don't know. :(:(
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But I'm still around!

Yeah, it was Sam and Rosie.

I just bugged her on Facebook.

Have you ever creepily stalked someone?

Do you get much mail?

Have you ever tried to get a snail to deliver mail?
 
Sopes said:
*hands Lossy-thee*(sic) a cookie.
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Why thank you. Now I just need 4.98 more. Will anyone else kindly donate?

Sopes said:
Because she ate it! You can't return an eaten soul! Ugh... violet. I prefer purple.
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Exactly. Apparently Tellies have more sense than Glenburnitas occasionally... no offence meant to anyone. :rolleyes:
 
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