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*is offended* This is Dufferland. If you want to un-eat an eaten soul, you can. If you want to eat an uneaten soul, you can. If you want to can a soul you have not eaten, you can do that too.... It occurs to me that the last few sentences look kind of morally bankrupt, but, hey, the Telly's the one with the ethics whiz sitting on his bed.

So, is Poppy stuck with the mauve soul, or will you show mercy, Lossy?

Why does Sopespian like answering the questions I ask Lossy?

Never mind.
 
*Gives Lossy a cookie*

Do you like cream cheese?

How about peanut butter?

Cream cheese and peanut butter together?
 
I'm afraid Goodwill does not take back eaten souls, so Poppy's stuck with a mauve soul. I wonder what it'd do to her?

Thank you, Zella. Now I just need 3.98 more cookies to pay for Poppy's soul. Would you donate, Glen? :)
 
But I'm still around!

Yeah, it was Sam and Rosie.

I just bugged her on Facebook.

Have you ever creepily stalked someone?

Do you get much mail?

Have you ever tried to get a snail to deliver mail?

Not yet.

No.

Ha! No...

Why thank you. Now I just need 4.98 more. Will anyone else kindly donate?

Exactly. Apparently Tellies have more sense than Glenburnitas occasionally... no offence meant to anyone. :rolleyes:

Yes.

*is offended* This is Dufferland. If you want to un-eat an eaten soul, you can. If you want to eat an uneaten soul, you can. If you want to can a soul you have not eaten, you can do that too.... It occurs to me that the last few sentences look kind of morally bankrupt, but, hey, the Telly's the one with the ethics whiz sitting on his bed.

So, is Poppy stuck with the mauve soul, or will you show mercy, Lossy?

Why does Sopespian like answering the questions I ask Lossy?

Never mind.

No.

Because it's fun. :D

*Gives Lossy a cookie*

Do you like cream cheese?

How about peanut butter?

Cream cheese and peanut butter together?

Yes.

Yes.

No.

I'm afraid Goodwill does not take back eaten souls, so Poppy's stuck with a mauve soul. I wonder what it'd do to her?

Thank you, Zella. Now I just need 3.98 more cookies to pay for Poppy's soul. Would you donate, Glen? :)

I have no idea.

She won't. Believe me.
 
How will I get quiz practice, dinner, and work all in tonight?

Should I go to bed as soon as I get home from work?

Will the library hire me?
 
Why do restaurants waste so much food?

Would you buy a sandwich made by me?

What about a wrap?
 

Yup, but I didn''t know Wendy's had wraps. :eek:

All I know is it came in a taco shell type thing and I had to put some sort of sauce on it...

What song should I learn to play on the piano next?

Would it help my piano playing if I actually learned to read music?

What other bumper stickers should I get for my car?
 
All I know is it came in a taco shell type thing and I had to put some sort of sauce on it...

What song should I learn to play on the piano next?

Would it help my piano playing if I actually learned to read music?

What other bumper stickers should I get for my car?

Chopsticks. :D

Uh... yeah. :D That might help. ;)

"Kiss me - I'm Elvish.":D
 
XD Okay, that's a pretty good one...

Why is something "on the tip of your tongue" if you can't quite remember it?

How did it get there if you don't remember it?

Why is our porch door standing open?
 
XD Okay, that's a pretty good one...

Why is something "on the tip of your tongue" if you can't quite remember it?

How did it get there if you don't remember it?

Why is our porch door standing open?

*Feels tip of tongue* I can't tell. The answer is on the tip of my tongue, though... ;)

*Bites tongue* Ow! I'm not sure...

Somebody forgot to close it! :eek:
 
Have you ever laid down in the middle of a road?

Were there cars coming at the time?

Why do dogs have such cold wet noses?
 
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