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Dr. Byrne does not have spelling troubles. He's just...Irish. Probably adopted, though, since normal Irish people don't have his...excellent focus on the realities of life. If GG really wants to know about the Doctor, she should PM Mewsie.

Anyway...why don't Telmarines appreciate being called Tellies? I think it fits, since they like watching football on the telly so much.

Also, I would like to remind you to stay off your television for a few days, as you granted Toodles permission (admittedly, while you were half asleep) to watch the entire series of Ethics: or, Twenty Ways to Lecture Children. Can you manage that?
 
Dr. Byrne does not have spelling troubles. He's just...Irish. Probably adopted, though, since normal Irish people don't have his...excellent focus on the realities of life. If GG really wants to know about the Doctor, she should PM Mewsie.

Anyway...why don't Telmarines appreciate being called Tellies? I think it fits, since they like watching football on the telly so much.

Also, I would like to remind you to stay off your television for a few days, as you granted Toodles permission (admittedly, while you were half asleep) to watch the entire series of Ethics: or, Twenty Ways to Lecture Children. Can you manage that?

Because we don't like nicknames.

:eek::eek: I'd better buy a new TV!
 
If Telmarines don't like nicknames why don't you call me by my full name?

What's a good nickname for me?

Is more than 10 nicknames too many for someone who says no nicknames fit her?
 
Why isn't Cinderella's castle as cool as it should be at Disneyworld?

Will I get any writing done over the next two weeks as I vacation?
 
What exciting things will I do in Wisconsin?

How am I going to manage to make and decorate this cake before I leave for Maryland?

Any other states I should stop by?
 
What exciting things will I do in Wisconsin?

How am I going to manage to make and decorate this cake before I leave for Maryland?

Any other states I should stop by?

You will see my friends, who live there. Are you stopping by Neillsville?

You will not get any sleep tonight. :(

*starts singing "Back Home Again in Indiana"* Does that answer your question? :D

What have you done with the scissors?

I used them to cut down a talking tree.

Do Telmarines like chewing gum? What kind? Minty? Tropical? Big Red?

Yes, we do! Almost all kinds. Yep. Yep. Not so much.
 


You will see my friends, who live there. Are you stopping by Neillsville?

I don't know, I'm not too familiar with Wisconsin geography. ;)

Have you ever been to the Mall of America?

Have you been to Sea World?

How can I have enjoyed Sea World so much when I'm afraid of whales?
 
*hears whale falling*

*dodges*

I have cousins' cousins who live in Wisconsin. My cousins talk about them all the time, only pausing to talk about their Alaskan cousins. :rolleyes:

Do you have any Wisconsin cousins?
 
*sees whale falling* *stares in wonder* Have you ever been struck by the grandeur of seeing a blue whale plummeting through space?
 
:eek: which talking tree???

Uh, I think it said its name was... uh... Lossy-tree. But don't quote me on that one.

I don't know, I'm not too familiar with Wisconsin geography. ;)

Have you ever been to the Mall of America?

Have you been to Sea World?

How can I have enjoyed Sea World so much when I'm afraid of whales?

(You'd have to be pretty good at Wisconsin geography to know where Neillsville is. It's very small.)

Yes!

No!

Well, you see, there's this glass that protects you from the whales.;)

*hears whale falling*

*dodges*

I have cousins' cousins who live in Wisconsin. My cousins talk about them all the time, only pausing to talk about their Alaskan cousins. :rolleyes:

Do you have any Wisconsin cousins?

No, no cousins. Just friends.

*sees whale falling* *stares in wonder* Have you ever been struck by the grandeur of seeing a blue whale plummeting through space?

No, I can't say that I have...

Would you like to swim with whales?

Sure! Know any particularly friendly ones?
 
Have you ever seen the old movie Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?

If so, do you have any idea what state he is from???

If not, does that title sound like a 1st grader's book?

Do you hate essays?

Why does Toodles like Ethics so much?

Would you ever live in Alaska?
 
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