Ask a Telmarine!

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Have you ever seen the old movie Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?

If so, do you have any idea what state he is from???

If not, does that title sound like a 1st grader's book?

Do you hate essays?

Why does Toodles like Ethics so much?

Would you ever live in Alaska?

Yes! I LOVE that movie!

Um, I forget... Ohio?

No. ;)

No, I love essays.

Because he's strange. And mad. And buffalonic.

Maybe.
 
Yes! I LOVE that movie!

Um, I forget... Ohio?

LOL. It is a great movie, isn't it? My teacher thinks it's Texas, but I dunno..... It was never mentioned within the movie itself, but the book it's based off of says Montana. Oh well, I suppose it's just one of the great mysteries of life... :p.

Does Toodles like Mashed Potatoes?

Would Toodles eat an ethics book if he could?

Are Toodles' native to Narnia/Telmar/Wherever Telmarines currently live?

Are you looking forward to colder temperatures and winter???
 
LOL. It is a great movie, isn't it? My teacher thinks it's Texas, but I dunno..... It was never mentioned within the movie itself, but the book it's based off of says Montana. Oh well, I suppose it's just one of the great mysteries of life... :p.

Does Toodles like Mashed Potatoes?

Would Toodles eat an ethics book if he could?

Are Toodles' native to Narnia/Telmar/Wherever Telmarines currently live?

Are you looking forward to colder temperatures and winter???

No. He says it's unethical to mash potatoes.

Nah. He prefersreading them.

No.

Colder temps, yes. Winter, no. Brrr!!!
 

So...was all that stuff about needing Toodles to teach you German a red herring?

Did you know that normal Telmarines like pickled herring?

Did you know that Toodles' ethics instructor in 1st grade thought that pickles (of any kind) were unethical?
 
So...was all that stuff about needing Toodles to teach you German a red herring?

Did you know that normal Telmarines like pickled herring?

Did you know that Toodles' ethics instructor in 1st grade thought that pickles (of any kind) were unethical?

Not really. Guten Nacht!

YOU LIE!!!!:rolleyes:

You don't say?
 
How do you cure a sore throat?

Does the cure involve cream filled Oreo brownies?

What about cinnamon rolls?
 
I'm operating on the principle that whatever Telmarines, a.k.a. Tellies, don't like must be extraordinarily good for them. Therefore, pickled herring. Not that I would ever eat any. The principle doesn't work when you have no life.

Toodles likes your Colts T-shirt; can he borrow it?
 
I'm operating on the principle that whatever Telmarines, a.k.a. Tellies, don't like must be extraordinarily good for them. Therefore, pickled herring. Not that I would ever eat any. The principle doesn't work when you have no life.

Toodles likes your Colts T-shirt; can he borrow it?

Okay...

Yes! So long as he doesn't drool on it.
 
Toodles thinks there is a possibility of unethicality among the Colts; do you have anything to say on the subject? Also he wants to know if you eat asparagus, because he's cooking some for your dinner. Did I mention he is a very talented mad buffalo?
 
Do you have any brilliant suggestions for what I should name my computer?

Yes! Look on your thread.

Toodles thinks there is a possibility of unethicality among the Colts; do you have anything to say on the subject? Also he wants to know if you eat asparagus, because he's cooking some for your dinner. Did I mention he is a very talented mad buffalo?

That is absurd.

Yes, I do!

Uh, I think ya did.
 
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