Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

Bob the Janitor took the medicine from the psychiatrist and stuck it in his pocket, saying he'd take it that evening. Evening came and went, yet still Bob the Janitor didn't take his medication. He felt no need for it, and really, there was no need for it.
The next day, Bob the Janitor went to work, just the same as the day before, and everything was fine.
 
Bob shouted in alarm as he saw Adrian walk into the T-rex cage. Unfortunately, it was too late for poor Adrian. He was eaten by the terrifying Barney.
 
Then Sharona and Natalie together yelled so furiously at Monk's half-digested remains, that he came back to life -- and even returned in better mental condition!
 
Meanwhile, Dr. Grant and Dr .malcolm from Jurassic Park began to question the parents of the children who associated with Barney, namely why would they let their chidlren spend time with a T-Rex without adult supervision.
 
Since the Jurassic Park dinosaurs had all been initially designed to be female (though some changed into males in a bit of magic pretending to be science), a female dinosaur hearing the negative words about the extremely sissy Barney decided that the scientists were "waging war against women."
 
Meanwhile, Cyclops took advantage of Wolverine being busy to come back to life himself and have some adventures OF HIS OWN. Cyclops was tired of Wolverine getting all the attention, so he hired out his eye-beams to act as spotlights at the grand opening of a new shopping mall.
 
It's not to say that the building was demolished, oh, it stood, it's just that open roof mals aren't very popular in the Northern parts of the US,mainly because of winter.
 
The brilliant Doctor House had an inspiration which had never occurred to any Marvel Comics writer in fifty years: perform surgery (with Scott's eyes directed away from the surgical personnel and their equipment) to install an on-off switch for the eye beams!
 
It also came iwth a dimmer switch and pwoer focus. Not only did Cyclops no longer have to wear the combersome visor, it also meant he could give Matt Murdock AKA Daredevil his sunglasses back.

The only reason he continued to wear the visor was in concealed his identity and it hlepd convey the "One eye'd cyclops look."
 
In lighter moments, Cyclops began taking advantage of his more precise beam-control to play practical jokes... like shining a little red dot on people to make them think a sniper was targetting them.
 
Elsewhere, the _American_ version of a modern-times Sherlock Holmes told the _British_ version of same, "Nyah nyah nyah, *I* get to have a sexy _female_ Doctor Watson!"
 
The British Sherlock then proceeds to remind the American Sherlock that he fell in love with Irene Adler, who happens to look much better than the American Watson.
 
BritHolmes then told AmericHolmes that while his series may consist of a total of 8 episodes, his were based on the original books making him the true Sherlock Holmes.
 
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