Black Cloak vs Dead Rain

But I do. :D And knowledge is power. Books give you knowledge--knowledge is power--power corrupts--corruption is a crime--and crime doesn't pay...so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
 
Dernhelm said:
But I do. :D And knowledge is power. Books give you knowledge--knowledge is power--power corrupts--corruption is a crime--and crime doesn't pay...so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
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no! noooooo! that's blasphemy! c. s. lewis would give you a piece of his mind if he heard that :mad::rolleyes:
 
Dernhelm said:
But I do. :D And knowledge is power. Books give you knowledge--knowledge is power--power corrupts--corruption is a crime--and crime doesn't pay...so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.
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I saw something similar to that once...

It went like this:

Girls require time and money.

Girls = time X money

Time is money.

Girls = money (squared)

Money is the root of all evil.

Money = sqrt(evil).

Square money, you get evil, hence:

Girls = evil.
 
*glares*

However, that should be time + money, ending up with (2x[money]), not money squared.
 
Dernhelm said:
Hahahaha ha ha ha .

I just read the last couple pages of this thread. *rofl*
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:D you're quite right. i wonder how olorinses ever made it off the himalayas... maybe the same way the fellowship got down from caradhras (always wondered that)...

oh, and "cliff-happy" is so going into my everyday vocabulary :D:rolleyes:
 
Miss Freckles said:
:D you're quite right. i wonder how olorinses ever made it off the himalayas...
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Answer: I didn't. *wind howls* At least I managed to get my computer and a power outlet up here. I tried to get Sturdinae to take me down, but he was having another identity crisis and thought he was an owl, so he only flew at night, but that was past my bedtime, so I couldn't go down on Sturdinae. Then I asked Stan the Cookie, but he was busy running from the Oreos guy who thought he was a competitor (it was all a misunderstanding, you see.) Then I asked HB if he could take me off, but he only said, "Non-mods. They get themselves into terrible predicaments and then ask you to get them out." I tried to explain that it was all Lieke's fault, but he insisted I was wrong (which actually turned out to be true, because it was MF's fault) and wouldn't listen. So now I'm just chillin' up here on the top of the mountain. Brrr.
 
ohhhhhhh......I could put cliff-happy on my cup! yayyyy....another thing to make people look at me weird!

and oly, I could mail you over in fred the box, but he's busy revamping his bathroom area. It'll be done in about a month, but you could always snuggle up with a nice abaminable snowman! I hear they're very cosy. :p
 
Don't worry, Olorinsesss, i'll be there within minutes! *goes to George and Peter Pan* *gets fairy dust and happy thoughts* *flies to the Himalayas*
Olorinsesss: *looks up*
Lieke: *points and laughs* :D *flies away*
Olorinsesss: *freezes*
 
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