Black Cloak vs Dead Rain

[Dernhelm]

Yup. Good idea. And I need to get back to a normal schedule!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Schedule? Normal? What's that?

 

[Dernhelm]

Like, going to bed by 9 or 10 pm.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Pah! Only for those poor, unfortunate sould who have not the fortune to know about NF...

 

[Dernhelm]

You mean those lucky blo--



NO! PLEASE! I didn't mean it!

Mercy!!!

*screams fade into the distance...*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Good heavens. Did the DLF get out again?


Oh dear, and I was so careful to leave it all those cookies...

 

[Dernhelm]

I really must leave--before I get killed or something. I wonder what happens in our world if we get killed here?

Olorin: *glares*
Dernhelm: What?
Olorin: How many times have we been killed here, exactly?
Dernhelm: Well, I was just wondering what--oh.
Olorin: Yeah. Exactly.
Dernhelm: *mutters*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I'm not sure if we get killed exactly. I know things happen to us that would kill a normal person, but maybe we're more like cartoon characters, y'know? Get pushed off endless cliffs (like that poor coyote), etc., and be none the worse for it. Most of the time.

 

[Dernhelm]

What happens the *not* most of the time?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, we get a little, uh... cliff-happy? Is that the right term?

 

[Dernhelm]

I guess. *drops off*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Off the cliff?

 

[Miss Freckles]

*sighs* *pushes olorin off cliff*

gravity: no! shan't!
olorin: *hang in mid-air* aww, come on...!
earth: *spins*
olorin: er... no. no, no, no, no... NOT THE HiMALAYAS!!!!!!!!!
curtain: *falls*
gravity: hey! you can't fall!
curtain:

 

[theorangejello]

...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

so im guessing gravity doesn't like Olorin?

 

[Dernhelm]

Brilliant, MF. Brilliant.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Stupid himalayas. Did you know that the earth is actually spinning at something like 1,000 miles per hour?


Makes for some very painful incidences.

 

[theorangejello]

...yup
all pertaining to you

 

[Miss Freckles]

Yep, yep. Especially because I tied you to the Himalayas with a long rubber band, so that everytime you get kicked into outer space by the himalayas, you come back in time for the next round, and so you bounce back and forth and back and forth like a ping pong ball... Let's hope that the other planets don't feel like joining in...

 

[theorangejello]

Yep, yep. Especially because I tied you to the Himalayas with a long rubber band, so that everytime you get kicked into outer space by the himalayas, you come back in time for the next round, and so you bounce back and forth and back and forth like a ping pong ball... Let's hope that the other planets don't feel like joining in...

I can olny say one thing: -

 

[Miss Freckles]

that were two things, weren't they?