Bring Back the Duffers! (Please Do Not Delete)

[Timberwolf]

Yup. I agree with TheMachinist seriously.

In my duffer-mode- Draws butcher knife and starts whittling frozen butter.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh c'mon....butter is boring... Whittle something....INTERESTING... *evil grin*

 

[Dernhelm]

*backs...slowly...away...*

 

[Jack of Blades]

*backs...slowly...away...*

{does the same}

 

[Lady of Lorien]

What are you guys walking backwards for?! Honestly, everyone knows that forward makes much more sense... And what is your opinion on human sacrifice, by the way?

(If you've read the Wodehouse story, this makes more sense... )

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Are we supposed to bring them back in chains?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Huh?


Well...I was thinking...

"Random Reflections on Dufferism"
-By...ME OF COURSE! Honestly.

1. He can fly!
2. Ooooh, look, HE can, too!
3. I don't believe this, I must have stepped into an aviary...HE CAN FLY TOO!
4. But that one's flying with a can of...Cheese Whiz?
5. Into the jaws of...a...a...a...giant banana?!
6. This place is weird. I'd better get outta here before it gets me too....










Too late. It got me ages ago.

 

[Dernhelm]

*ROFL*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

99 bottles of cheese on the wall...99 bottles of cheese...you take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of cheese on the wall.
98 bottles of cheese on the wall...98 bottles of cheese...you take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of cheese on the wall...
97 bottles of cheese on the wall...97 bottles of cheese...you take one down, pass it aorund, 96 bottles of cheese on the wall...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I refuse to continue that on principle...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

96 bottles of cheese on the wall... 96 bottles of cheese... you take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of cheese on the wall...

I don't!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Stop it stop it stop it stop it.... If I could I'd go edit your post. Sadly I can't. But I knoooooow peeeeeeople..... *evil grin*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

96 bottles of cheese on the wall... 96 bottles of cheese... you take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of cheese on the wall...

I don't!

95 bottles of cheese on the wall...95 bottles of cheese...you take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of cheese on the wall.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I OBJECT!!! THIS CANNOT BE!!!

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I OBJECT!!! THIS CANNOT BE:

Hmm..cannnot be...OH! I know how we can make it not be!

3.149847029374082379487238497283749823744...bottles of cheese on the wall..3.149847038298298237429838472934778449823742384...

 

[Dernhelm]

*groans*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Want to make a union, Dern?

 

[Dernhelm]

Against singing "96 bottles of cheese on the wall... 96 bottles of cheese... you take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of cheese on the wall..." or other variations?

Certainly!!!!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

"We hereby band together against all bottles of beer on the wall and their close and distant relations, particularly when graphically enumerated as can be seen in the above posts."

Signed....

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Let's see, wasn't it at 92?

92 bottles of chees on the wall, 92 bottles of cheese... you take one down, pass it around, 91 bottles of cheese on the wall...

91 bottles of chees on the wall, 91 bottles of cheese... you take one down, pass it around, 90 bottles of cheese on the wall...

90 bottles of chees on the wall, 90 bottles of cheese... you take one down, pass it around, 89 bottles of cheese on the wall...

What was that union?

I certainly hope Derny wouldn't abuse her divine modly powers to edit posts for the mere sake of alleviation of headaches!