Bring Back the Duffers! (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

Yah, just pass me that bottle of glow-in-the-dark over there, willya?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*passes bottle of glow-in-the-dark* What should I do this year... I know! *rushes off, then comes back costumed up as Fred the Box* Now I'll just go trick-or-treat Holyboy...

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*passes bottle of glow-in-the-dark* What should I do this year... I know! *rushes off, then comes back costumed up as Fred the Box* Now I'll just go trick-or-treat Holyboy...

But, you're costume is HB's house...you'd have to trick-or-treat yourself! And HB would be crammed in with you!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I hear he's having BC to dinner...better wear armor under your costume before you go party.................party................party........party....party...party...*picks up speed* party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party
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party party party party party party party party party party *takes breath* *has a spaz attack because of the messed up party pattern* *getst over it*party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party party

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh hello there holyboy! How are you?

Holyboy: Who's this? What are you doing in my house? Wait, this is just a costume... OLORIN!! GET BACK HERE!!!


Me: YIPE! *jumps out of costume 'n runs to Chile* Now I just hope he doesn't follow me...

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Oh hello there holyboy! How are you?

Holyboy: Who's this? What are you doing in my house? Wait, this is just a costume... OLORIN!! GET BACK HERE!!!


Me: YIPE! *jumps out of costume 'n runs to Chile* Now I just hope he doesn't follow me...

Be careful. It's pretty hot in Chile.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

YIPE! *runs up to Canada*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

YIPE! *runs up to Canada*

Be careful up there too!

The Giant Canadian Leaf of Harmony doesn't like intruders!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*strangles Olorin with a can opener...* ACK! Was that thing just in my hand?! *starts frantically scrubbing hands with carbolic acid in hopes of purification*

OOH! *Takes Can Opener and opens Can of...uh...Chilis* *Feeds it to The Can-who is hungry in Middle-earth...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

OOH! *Takes Can Opener and opens Can of...uh...Chilis* *Feeds it to The Can-who is hungry in Middle-earth...*

You mean the clone. The Can isn't even IN Middle Earth. Besides, didn't you mean to open a can of Chiles?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That'd have to be a pretty big can... And we could NEVER have that! No can can be shinier OR larger than the GREAT Can (which, by the way, does not hold Chiles), so yes, I think he meant a can of Chilis. Otherwise, he would have been dishonoring the Can.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Which GKoN would NEVER do, as we all know. Although, upon reflection, I think it was actually a can of chilli.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Isn't that what I just said?

Now, back to business...

84 bottles of cheese on the wall, 84 bottles of cheese, you take one down, pass it around, 83 bottles of cheese on the wall!

83 bottles of cheese on the wall, 83 bottles of cheese, you take one down, pass it around, 82 bottles of cheese on the wall!

82 bottles of cheese on the wall, 82 bottles of cheese, you take one down, pass it around, 81 bottles of cheese on the wall!

 

[Emily_Cullen]

Forever and ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever ever and ever

I got bored BRING duffers back *lol* go HB666

 

[Dernhelm]

And the Banner for the Duffers of the Brotherhood is nearly ready!

So...Olorin, I don't think fleeing to Canada is a good idea. You do relize HB is a Canadian? O dear. I just relized how...suitable that is. CANada? The chief Duffer resides in CANada!

Sorry, I'm a little disconnected just now. Random...

It's raining. And we went to the roller skating rink, and they were closed, though they were supposed to be open. :-( I love skating. *sniff*

*wanders off*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Doncha mean...waaanders off?

Never mind.

Wow, I'm impossibly terrible at skating...
To continue the disjointed-random-thought thing...
I kept falling asleep during my schoolwork today.
And I had a depressingly unsuccessful piano practice with myself.
And I can't think of much more to say...bored's the thing...

OOOOOHHH! That's TRUE! CANada. Impressive. Who would have thought HB had so much influence?! I mean, they might have named it JARada or KETTLEada, BOTTLEada...hey, maybe even TUBFULada. But no, they chose CANada.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Such a tribute to the Duffers! *wipes tear* *sniff* I am deeply moved...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yup, moved over the edge of a cliff.

 

[Dernhelm]

Doncha mean...waaanders off?

Never mind.

Wow, I'm impossibly terrible at skating...
To continue the disjointed-random-thought thing...
I kept falling asleep during my schoolwork today.
And I had a depressingly unsuccessful piano practice with myself.
And I can't think of much more to say...bored's the thing...:-D

OOOOOHHH! That's TRUE! CANada. Impressive. Who would have thought HB had so much influence?! I mean, they might have named it JARada or KETTLEada, BOTTLEada...hey, maybe even TUBFULada. But no, they chose CANada.

*looks around innocently* Didn't I say 'Wanders'?

We must remember to tell HB about the signifigence of his country's name, when he gets back! *hehe*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Errr...yeah...sure... Whatever you say.... *shifts and eyes the dagger* You said 'wanders...'

IS he planning on getting back?