Bring Back the Duffers! (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

*cough*got an asparin, Dern?*cough*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I don't! How about some more cheese from the wall instead? That would make it:

89 bottles of cheese on the wall, 89 bottles of cheese... you take one down, pass it around, 88 bottles of cheese on the wall!

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

WAIT! YOU TWO ARE RELATED! *faints*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

WAIT! YOU TWO ARE RELATED! *faints*

Who, us? You didn't know? Olorin and I are...*ahem* Brother and sister, yes... *shoves him* Right, Olorin?

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Who, us? You didn't know? Olorin and I are...*ahem* Brother and sister, yes... *shoves him* Right, Olorin?

*is shocked*

 

[Dernhelm]

Why? Is it so shocking? After all, they're both crazy, their both Duffers, they love to annoy eachother...etc. What would you expect?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

THEY ARE PURE EVIL!That's why I allied with them...

 

[supermeulen]

"Eat them!!"

-gollum

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

88 bottles of cheese on the wall...88 bottles of cheese...yout ake one down, pass it around, 87 bottles of chees eon the wall.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I vill not eat Olorin and LoL I vill,however...eat an elf. *Eats IOWW since the elves aren't here...*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

I vill not eat Olorin and LoL I vill,however...eat an elf. *Eats IOWW since the elves aren't here...*

I'M NOT AN ELFG!

You can't eat me if I'm not an elf!

*is not an elf*

87 bottles of cheese on the wall...87 bottles of cheese...you take one down, pass it around, 86 bottles of cheese on the wall.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I'M NOT AN ELFG!

You can't eat me if I'm not an elf!

*is not an elf*

87 bottles of cheese on the wall...87 bottles of cheese...you take one down, pass it around, 86 bottles of cheese on the wall.

*Eats IOWW anywho*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I vill not eat Olorin and LoL I vill,however...eat an elf. *Eats IOWW since the elves aren't here...*

Why thank you! 'Cept you forgot...I'm an elf...

And by the way, what was that about pure evil? You mean pure and unalloyed evil? But we ARE allied!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Why thank you! 'Cept you forgot...I'm an elf...

And by the way, what was that about pure evil? You mean pure and unalloyed evil? But we ARE allied!

Oh plah. We are evil and chu know it.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh plah. We are evil and chu know it.

"Chu" don't know anything. I do, however, know that we have strange tendancies towards blowing things up...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Chu" don't know anything. I do, however, know that we have strange tendancies towards blowing things up...

Oh plah. Chu like being evil...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

"Chu...chu...chu..." Hey look! A chu-chu train! (*achu!*) The smoke made me sneeze...
I know what?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

THEY ARE PURE EVIL!That's why I allied with them...

Why thank you!



85 bottles of cheese on the wall, 85 bottles of cheese, you take one down, pass it around, 84 bottles of cheese on the wall...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*strangles Olorin with a can opener...* ACK! Was that thing just in my hand?! *starts frantically scrubbing hands with carbolic acid in hopes of purification*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ooh, is it Halloween already? *looks at LoL's skeletal fingers* It must be...