Well, since most people usually say that i lack any kind of soul, i'll take that as a compliment
I said most people say i don't have one, not that i want one
I think most people would agree that destroying all evidence of Shakespeare would be a noble cause. However, only the very few who are on the forum disagree. That is because your minds are possessed by the evil pink-bearded wizard, who tries to make you believe Shaky is good. Don't you see? I'm trying to save you!
(Don't get too happy with Mike, Lieke...he refuses to read Tolkien.)
(Also, I liked Shakespeare before I ever knew Oly. Unless his power extends far beyond the confines of the forum, he isn't responsible.)
*kidnaps Mike and leaves him alone in a library filled only with Tolkien and Shakespeare volumes* *leaves Lieke with him, but places a Lieke-sensitive electrical shocker on all the Tolkien volumes*