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And what were some of the others, pray tell?

Note: "Glenbellicosa" makes me sound particularly bloodthirsty, but I actually do not drink blood. You can't buy it in a grocery store, and getting it naturally would be too much work.
 
And what were some of the others, pray tell?

Note: "Glenbellicosa" makes me sound particularly bloodthirsty, but I actually do not drink blood. You can't buy it in a grocery store, and getting it naturally would be too much work.

You can buy duck blood at my butcher shop.







It's disgusting.
 
And what were some of the others, pray tell?

Let's see...

"All verbs end in -en." (I knew at the time that it was untrue; does that make it a blatant lie instead of an indefensible claim?)

"You can get cheap flights to Iceland."

"CDs have now been in use longer than floppy disks."

"I'm going to make a cheesecake tomorrow."

...

Glenbellicosa said:
Note: "Glenbellicosa" makes me sound particularly bloodthirsty, but I actually do not drink blood. You can't buy it in a grocery store, and getting it naturally would be too much work.

But you like the name, right? And the concept of drinking blood, apparently...



Polish people. Also for soup.

Ohhh. You just helped me to actually solve a small mystery. Thank you.
 
Those aren't even good indefensible statements. You need to work on lying.

No, I don't drink blood. I drink coffee. It's better than ambrosia.
 
By the by, I asked my Polish co-worker about the soup. She didn't know about it but she googled it and found that the blood-soup does indeed exist. It's called Czarnina, and serves wonderfully for mocking her. I have to thank you, Soapy.
 
I've probably had real pudding once or twice in my life. Most of the stuff that the stores call pudding is really mushed chemicals and milk.
 
It should take no less than twelve separate links to get from the wikipedia page on blood to the one on pudding. But uniting them in a single word is just abominable.
 
Okay, I had to type both into wikipedia. Still can't find anything about an actual pudding with blood. Here are your options:

Blood pudding may refer to either:

Black pudding, a sausage made with animal blood
Tiết canh, a North Vietnamese blood pudding
Blodpudding, a Scandinavian dish
Pig blood curd, solidified pig’s blood
 
Okay, I had to type both into wikipedia. Still can't find anything about an actual pudding with blood. Here are your options:

Blood pudding may refer to either:

Black pudding, a sausage made with animal blood
Tiết canh, a North Vietnamese blood pudding
Blodpudding, a Scandinavian dish
Pig blood curd, solidified pig’s blood

That last one literally made me gag just reading it.
 
Okay, I had to type both into wikipedia. Still can't find anything about an actual pudding with blood. Here are your options:

Blood pudding may refer to either:

Black pudding, a sausage made with animal blood
Tiết canh, a North Vietnamese blood pudding
Blodpudding, a Scandinavian dish
Pig blood curd, solidified pig’s blood

Huh. I guess I was wrong. I was probably thinking of black pudding. You're right. The amount of things the English-speaking world calls pudding is horrifying.
 
If you come to my house, I will make real quality vanilla pudding for y'all.

Except you never will.

Because you're too scared.

Of the things on my grill.

That I've prepared.







Uh-oh.
 
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