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Real adjectives that begin with x. "Xylitol" and "xanthum gum" do not count. Neither does anything written on a tube of toothpaste.
 
But there are real adjectives on tubes of toothpaste! I had one called 'seductive mint' once. I didn't buy it again. It's really too much when even your toothpaste is trying to seduce you.
 
I object to blanket statements about toothpaste. That tube might have really been in love. But if it loved you, then stealing words from its ingredients list is still insensitive.
 
Nah. I have absolutely no brand loyalty except for aesthetic reasons, and since I don't keep my empty tubes of toothpaste to stick them on a bookshelf, I change 'em around all the time. I've read that it might even be beneficial for the teeth because different kinds of toothpaste have different benefits. The one I have right now cleans my teeth and is indifferent about it. It's lovely.
 
Since when is indifference lovely?! Indifference and love are opposites. And I think your toothpaste has a bad attitude.
 
Yes, but not by much.

This is one of the times that reading too much G.K. Chesterton is a problem. He would probably want the toothpaste to clean your teeth passionately. But I use too much professional detachment in real life to do most things at my job passionately. Therefore, I stink at being a Chestertonian. Which is depressing.

(Sometimes I use professional irony, though. Like today, when a patron informed me that Michael Jackson is still alive, and attended his funeral in a blond wig.)
 
Glenburne said:
Yes, but not by much.

This is one of the times that reading too much G.K. Chesterton is a problem. He would probably want the toothpaste to clean your teeth passionately. But I use too much professional detachment in real life to do most things at my job passionately. Therefore, I stink at being a Chestertonian. Which is depressing.
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Then stop being a Chestertonian. I'm suspicious of any person who has a group of disciples. It ain't right.

Glenbedouin said:
(Sometimes I use professional irony, though. Like today, when a patron informed me that Michael Jackson is still alive, and attended his funeral in a blond wig.)
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What did you say?
 
I think she's mostly just confused. That sometimes happens to people who sneak licks from the Can's polish bottles. *pointed look at Freckles*
 
I was not throwing anything at you. I gave you the pointed look freely, and without a sales tax. I'll even let you borrow the spare mod unicorn to make you feel better. *leads spare mod unicorn to Freckles*
 
No. This is not about trading. I can't trade the mod unicorn, since it doesn't belong to me individually. Anyway I'm trying to make you feel better, not re-start the barter system. You can keep the unicorn for six months and the hedgehog for eternity.
 
You're already having a say. If you don't know when you're having a say in something, you probably shouldn't talk--but that is moral, not legal, advice. My legal advice is that you should go to jail in Norway. I hear their jails are nice.
 
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