Cheese Family

[Glenburne]

You started it: and, anyway, isn't it grand?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Don't blame me if you're a major accomplice, my friend.

 

[Glenburne]

That's a near-rhyme. Too much of a bend.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Oh, my gosh. Will this never end?

 

[Miss Freckles]

Probably not, there are lots more rhymes to spend.

 

[GondorGirl]

I'll contact others, some help to send.

 

[Miss Freckles]

What better way to waste one's weekend?

 

[Glenburne]

(Unless you have some trousers to mend.)

 

[WarriorSatyr]

(Or, possibly, some sheep to tend)

 

[Miss Freckles]

Is that truly an acitivity you'd recommend?

 

[Glenburne]

Yes, depending on where the sheep wend.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I'd do it if they wend to Wonderland.

 

[Glenburne]

What if the Witch is too hard to withstand?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Glenbarney, there is no Witch in Wonderland. Have you read the book?

 

[Glenburne]

There's a witch if I put one in there. Yes, I've read the book...but I was thinking of Oz at the moment...anyway, you ruined the rhyme and the alliteration, to boot. Die, mortal!

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I am not mortal, and so I will not die.

*Raises arms, floats into the air, and transforms into a dragon*

Face me, mortal!

 

[Miss Freckles]

I wasn't going to say anything, but... that is one weird satyr.

*dodges flames*

 

[Glenburne]

(Says the person who hangs out with the Grim Reaper all day.)

 

[Miss Freckles]

I told you, he works for me! It's a strictly professional relationship.*

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*read as "I couldn't buy a bottle of milk without his help." (GR)

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I wasn't going to say anything, but... that is one weird satyr.

*dodges flames*

And this isn't even my /final/ form!