Wow. I have a funny story about cheeze wiz.
Once upon a time there was my aunt. She served cheese and crackers. It was yummy. I went away. When I came back we were trying to remember what she had served. My dad suggested, in all ignorance, that it might have been crackers and cheeze wiz. Big mistake.
"I DON'T SERVE CHEEZE WIZ!!!" Cried my aunt, utterly offended.
I laughed on the inside.
The end.
Now wasn't that funny? No....ok, well I guess you had t be there.