CoN:LWW Spoof (NEW)

That was hilarious! The 'R'isk thing made me burst out laughing for minutes on end! LOL! I thought he was playing it but then some other dialouge changed my mind...'Peter: Okay, I’ll claim Australia.'

ROFL.
Write more soon!!!
You handled the sad part very well, funny but not...uh...what's the word? Well you handled it good :). Loved it :D
 
This is soooo funny!
Normally, Narnia spoofs make mad (Epic Movie made me sooooo angry!!!) but this one I can't help liking. It's silly without poking fun at Aslan! Hurrah! Jadis is sooo funny! Post more soon!:D
 
haha, I'm glad you all liked it! :D If I get some of my homework done, I'll try and get some more written. I think I'm going to end it at 20 parts, so the end is very, very near! :eek:
 
lol, no, of course I'll do Prince Caspian (although updates for it will be even less frequent because A) The movie isn't out yet, and I haven't seen it since it came out and B) Schools starting to get even busier with SAT prep and all that jazz). I meant the end of LWW (after more than 2 years...:rolleyes:) is near.
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
lol, no, of course I'll do Prince Caspian (although updates for it will be even less frequent because A) The movie isn't out yet, and I haven't seen it since it came out and B) Schools starting to get even busier with SAT prep and all that jazz). I meant the end of LWW (after more than 2 years...:rolleyes:) is near.
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I knew you were talking about the LWW. But I mean, seriously, reading this in sporadic bursts has become a part of my routine. To end it now would completely screw with my internal sense of what should be done. Its traumatic:p
 
duuuude......LONNY!!!!!!! you.....you brought this back up!!!! :eek:...I.....I thought Chels was back for a second. :p almost gave me a glee attack...how dare you! I'm supposed to be grumpy this season. :p
 
(Don't get your hopes up, my next installment isn't done yet :eek:)

Hey everybody, I know you really want that next part (especially with the end so close! :eek:), but I'm afraid my...what's the word...procrastinatory (real word?) tendencies are alive and well this holiday season; however, part of my new year's resolution is to procrastinate less, so (although I wont give a date, because I'm terrible at timelines :rolleyes:) I should have another installment...soon....very soon?...eh, soon. *nods*
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Hey everybody, I know you really want that next part (especially with the end so close! :eek:), but I'm afraid my...what's the word...procrastinatory (real word?) tendencies are alive and well this holiday season; however, part of my new year's resolution is to procrastinate less, so (although I wont give a date, because I'm terrible at timelines :rolleyes:) I should have another installment...soon....very soon?...eh, soon. *nods*
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Yay for soon!:D
 
OMG. THAT HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL PART CRACKED ME UP.
i honestly think this is the funniest thing ever.
are you going to do a Prince Caspian one too?? PLEEEEASE? :D
 
Part 17! 7 months late...

It has taken me much longer than planned, and I apologize for that, but here is part 17, in all its glory (I hope...)

Part 17


*dramatic music starts playing*

Peter: *Scans horizon* Hmmm…

*hundreds of thousands of evil creatures are lined up on the horizon. And I mean the WHOLE horizon.*

Edmund: Wow. The White Witch has quite a large army.

General Oreius: So? Numbers do not win battles.

Peter: No…but I bet they help…

Oreius: Well sorrry Mr. Pessimist. Here I am just trying to be positive, and you have to go burst everyone’s bubbl-

Peter: Sorry! I didn’t mean to be pessimistic, I’m just saying-

Edmund: Knock it off, you two. We have a battle to fight.

Peter: True…hey, I just noticed something… where’s Susan and Lucy? I haven’t seen them since yesterday…

General Oreius: Actually, neither have I…I saw them following Aslan into the forest, but I figured since they were with Aslan they’d be alright…

Everyone: …

General Oreius: What?

Everyone: …

General Oreius: Why are you all looking at me like that?

*At the Stone Table*

Susan: *wakes up*

Lucy: *also wakes up*

Susan: *yawn* Hey?! Where’s Aslan???

Aslan: *Not there*

Lucy: What?? He was right here!

Susan: We have to look for him! Somebody must’ve taken him, but they couldn’t have gone far!

Lucy and Susan: *quickly jump off the stone table and begin to head towards the forest*

A Bright flash, loud crack and earth tremor: *occur*

Lucy: What?? *turns around*

Susan: *turns around and is blinded by the newly created light* Where did the sun come from???

Aslan: *appears* Hello, children.

Susan and Lucy: ASLAN!!!! *glomptacklehug* You’re alive!

Aslan: *chuckles* Yes, my dears. Now come, your brothers are about to lead the free world into battle, and they’re going to need all the help they can get…

Lucy: Well, where are we going Aslan?

Aslan: To the White Witches castle…or, what’s left of it. She hired a terrible contractor who built the entire building out of ice-ICE! She’d have been better off making it out of straw…but anyway, hop on my back, children. We’re going on a ride. *Slow Ride begins playing*

Susan and Lucy: YAY ASLAN!

*back at the battlefield*

General Oreius: Um…I’m sure they’re okay. I mean, they were with Aslan!

Peter: Who is dead.

General Oreius: Yeah…

Edmund: Oreius is probably right. I mean, the forest is one of the safest places to be. It’s not like there’s anything dangerous in there…

Peter: Hmm…yeah, you’re probably right. They’re probably off picking flowers or playing with dolls or something…you know, girl stuff.

Edmund: Exactly! Now come on, let’s glare at the White Witch for a little bit.

Peter: Okay!

White Witch: *glares*

Peter: *glares back*

White Witch: *glares some more*

Edmund: *glares even more*

White Witch: *glares times 19283742094102948542.398742*

General Oreius: *glares so much, I can’t possibly describe it’s glairiness in words*

Peter: Wait a second…what is she wearing? *gasp*

Edmund: I don’t know, I stopped paying attention to her terrible wardrobe a few days after I met her…

Peter: But…doesn’t that look like Aslan’s mane???

Edmund: *gasp* That Witch!!!

Peter: Let’s get her!!! *signals for air strike*

Birds, Griffins, and flying creatures of the sort: *attack*

Peter: For Narnia! And for Aslan!!!!

Battle: *ensues*

*Somewhere in the Narnian countryside with Aslan, Susan, and Lucy*

Lucy: I spy with my beautiful eye something beginning with…T.

Susan: *sigh* Is it a tree?

Lucy: Yes! How did you know?

Susan: It’s been a tree for the past five rounds. Now pick something else, or we’re playing a different game!

Lucy: Okay…I spy with my little eye something beginning with…T!

Susan: *sigh* Is it a tree?

Lucy: Nope!!

Susan: Oh, wow…I thought for sure you’d say tree aga-

Lucy: It’s a TALL tree!

Susan: Okay, that’s it-!

Aslan: Susan…be patient with her. She’s only a child.

Susan: *sigh* Okay, Aslan.

Lucy: Now, I spy with my bionic eye something beginning with…T!

Susan: *face palm*

*Back at the battle field*

Peter: *is beating his opponents like the Harlem Globetrotters*

Edmund: *is shooting his opponents like a photographer*

General Oreius: * is defeating the White Witch like she- wait…he was just turned to stone*

Peter: No! Oreius!

*back to Aslan, Susan, and Lucy*

Lucy: Okay, okay, I spy with my eye something starting with T, and I promise you it’s not Tree, Tall tree, Terrifying tree, or Totally Awesome tree!

Susan: Okay…um…is it Turtle?

Lucy: Turtle? Nope. It’s a TINY TREE!

Susan: I quit.

Lucy: But Susan!

Aslan: Children, we’re here.

Susan: Thank Aslan!

Aslan: Uh, you’re welcome, child.

White Witches Castle: I’m Melting!!!!!!!

Susan: Aslan, did that melting ice castle just shout in agony?

Aslan: Forget that you ever asked me that, because if I tell you, you‘ll never be able to drink an ice cold glass of anything, ever again. Now quickly, we have creatures to resurrect!

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Well? How'd I do? *avoids shoe thrown at her for being such a procrastinator*
 
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