Olórin the Wise
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*puts on most innocent expression* Why, what on earth could you mean? *sweat rolls down face from strain of innocent expression* I'm the least offending-- *expression cracks and breaks*
Drat.
Drat.
CoN:LWW Spoof (NEW)
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Rhyanidd
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I did love the first part of Section 14.haham don't worry. If you think that, then you'll enjoy the first section of part 14.
I'm so proud of you. *sniffle* Our little mad is all growed up.
This is my favorite part of this section.
Cause, Peter, that'll do so much for you when you want to get a job
YAY!!!! I mean, who wants to ban Lauren? *coughs*haha, she'll have to do more than that to get banned.
You on the otherhand...
Bramblefox
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*giggles madly* Okay, this is officially hilarious. The Go-fish thing and the Scarius Minotaurus and how Ginnabrik talks...it's all hilarious! Can't wait for more!
*giggles madly* Okay, this is officially hilarious. The Go-fish thing and the Scarius Minotaurus and how Ginnabrik talks...it's all hilarious! Can't wait for more!
lol, I'm glad somebody caught his name. That was my favorite part of the chapter.
It kind of has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Bramblefox
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lol, I'm glad somebody caught his name. That was my favorite part of the chapter.
Oui, that it does.
Vacation
Hey everyone,
I'm leaving today to visit my grandparents, so I wont be able to write any more spoof until I got back on Tuesday.
But dont' worry...I'm not trying to write, and I haven't been thinking of what to write for the spoof.
Stay safe now, all of my adoring fans,p)
<3 Chelsea
Hey everyone,
I'm leaving today to visit my grandparents, so I wont be able to write any more spoof until I got back on Tuesday.
But dont' worry...I'm not trying to write, and I haven't been thinking of what to write for the spoof.
Stay safe now, all of my adoring fans,
p)<3 Chelsea
I have part 15 about half way done, but, because I'm having slight writers block, I figured I'd post some cool facts about this Spoof of mine:
Cool fact #1: My word document of this spoof is 57 pages long (55 before part 15)
Cool Fact #2: The spoof is 9,796 words long! (IN the middle of Part 15)
Cool Fact #3: I started this spoof almost 2 years and 3 months ago! And I still haven't finished it...
Cool Fact #4: I was still *Is Obsessed with Will* when I started this spoof. hahahaha
Cool fact #1: My word document of this spoof is 57 pages long
(55 before part 15)Cool Fact #2: The spoof is 9,796 words long! (IN the middle of Part 15)
Cool Fact #3: I started this spoof almost 2 years and 3 months ago! And I still haven't finished it...
Cool Fact #4: I was still *Is Obsessed with Will* when I started this spoof. hahahaha
Okay, Part 15 is done! WOOHOO! *dances*
And this means I've only got a few more chapters to go!
Enjoy!
Part 15
Edmund: Wow, these are really nice clothes!
Peter: Yeah they are, aren’t they?
Susan: They match wonderfully with my bow and horn.
Lucy: Yeah, same with my dagger and magic juice!
Peter: Not to mention it compliments my sword quite nicely.
Edmund: Hey, wait a minute…how come I didn’t get cool toys like that?
Susan: Oh, because we didn’t get them from Aslan.
Edmund: Well, who gave them to you, then?
Lucy: SANTA!
Edmund:…you’re joking, right?
Peter: No, we’re serious, Ed. We met Santa on our way here. He chased us in his sleigh and then gave us presents.
Edmund: *pauses*…PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN Ah, that is a good one…You guys almost had me going there for a minute.
Susan: He actually went by Father Christmas, instead of Santa…
Peter: Identity crisis; you know how it goes.
Edmund: OH come on, you guys are still going on about it? Just admit you’re joking, this is getting ridiculous.
Lucy: He had pretty reindeer.
Edmund: Oh, and let me guess, Rudolph and Prancer we’re arguing about who had the shiniest coat?
Susan: No, that was Donner and Blitzen. Prancer and Rudolph were discussing the properties of matter and whether or not pigs could theoretically fly.
Peter: It was quite an argument. *nods*
Edmund: *cracks up laughing* Man, you guys are crazy!
Lucy: OH yeah? *pulls out bottle of magic juice* Look and see you yourself! *points to inscription on bottle*
Edmund: Hmm, lets see…’To Lucy, here’s some magical potion. It will cure any ailment or illness. Use it well! Love, Father Christmas (NOT SANTA!)’
Lucy: See?
Edmund: You guys could’ve written that on there for all I know!
Peter: Would you stop living in denial! You’re just jealous we met Santa.
Edmund: …I KNOW I AM! *runs away crying*
Susan: You sure know how to deal with him, don’t you? *storms off after Edmund*
Peter: *sigh*
Lucy: You can-
Peter: Don’t-even-say it.
*A few hours later*
Peter and Edmund: *riding horses out in the open with swords*
Peter: Okay Edmund, now I’m going to teach you to fight with a sword.
Edmund: *rides up next to him and swings sword, hitting Peter in the leg*
Peter: OW! What the heck?! I wasn’t even ready yet!
Edmund: Sorry. *pauses* On Guard! *hits again*
Peter: That’s it! *hits back*
Edmund and Peter: *sword fighting…kind of*
Susan: Peter! Ed! Come quick!
Peter: *turns and looks*
Edmund: *hits peter in the face with the flat side of his sword*
Peter: OW! Hey! Cheap shot!
Susan: GUYS! GET OVER HERE NOW! *grr scary grr*
Peter and Edmund: *quickly ride over to Susan*
Edmund: Whoa horsie!
Horsie: *angrily* My name is Philip.
Edmund: Philip? Well that’s an odd name for a horse.
Philip: *bucks*
Edmund: AH! *flies off*
Susan: Can you guys pay attention for one second!?
Peter: Sure we cou- Wow, look how shiny my sword is! Oh dear, is that a scratch-?
Susan: THE WHITE WITCH IS HERE!
Peter: *gasp*
Edmund: *gasp*
Audience members: *gasp*
Philip: *eats some grass* What?! *gasp*
Peter: Why didn’t you tell us before?!
Susan: …*walks away*
Peter: Hey, wait up!
*A few minutes later in the main camp*
Ginnabrik: All hail the beautiful, all powerful, majestic, cunning, extremely pale, Ben & Jerry’s loving, Cold hearted Queen of All Narnia, Jadis!
Army: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *thumbs down*
Audience member #1: *throws popcorn*
Jadis: *ignores them*
Aslan and Pevensies: *wait for her at the top of the hill*
Jadis: Well Hello, Edmund. It’s so nice to see you again.
Edmund: *glares*
Jadis: Oh, what was that look for?
Edmund: *death glare*
Aslan: What are you doing here, Jadis?
Jadis: That’s Queen Jadis to you!
Aslan: *ROAR!!!!!!*
Jadis: Uh, Jadis will be fine.
Aslan: What are you doing here?
Jadis: You have a traitor in your midst Aslan.
Aslan: You think I don’t know that? I’m Aslan! He’s been forgiven!
Jadis: Ah, but there is a debt to be paid, and all traitors go to me automatically, otherwise the whole world will be destro-
Aslan: Don’t cite the deep magic to me, Ice Princess! I was there when it was written.
Jadis: Then give him back! I need somebody to shine my shoes and do my laundry! I accidentally turned my maid Bertha into a statue the other morning…
Aslan: We must talk. *turns around and walks into tent*
Jadis: *looks around* Okay. *walks into tent, too*
Everyone: *waits*
Everyone: *waits some more*
Peter: Hey Susan, want to play go fish?
Susan: Bite me.
Peter: Okay... How about you, Edmund?
Edmund: Sure, I’ll beat you just like I beat you earlier at sword fighting!
*After a little more waiting*
Edmund: HOW DID YOU BEAT ME FOUR TIMES ALREADY!?! We haven’t even been playing for ten minutes!
Peter:*shrug* It’s a gift.
Jadis: *emerges*
Aslan: *emerges* It is finished.
Jadis: So, you aren’t going to pull a fast one on me, are you?
Aslan: *ROARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Jadis: Okay then, bye! *runs away*
Ginnabrik: *waddles behind*
Peter: So is everything cool now?
Aslan: Yes, my son.
Edmund: Four times…FOUR TIMES?!? It’s impossible, I don’t understand…
Susan: Join the club.
And this means I've only got a few more chapters to go!
Enjoy!
Part 15
Edmund: Wow, these are really nice clothes!
Peter: Yeah they are, aren’t they?
Susan: They match wonderfully with my bow and horn.
Lucy: Yeah, same with my dagger and magic juice!
Peter: Not to mention it compliments my sword quite nicely.
Edmund: Hey, wait a minute…how come I didn’t get cool toys like that?
Susan: Oh, because we didn’t get them from Aslan.
Edmund: Well, who gave them to you, then?
Lucy: SANTA!
Edmund:…you’re joking, right?
Peter: No, we’re serious, Ed. We met Santa on our way here. He chased us in his sleigh and then gave us presents.
Edmund: *pauses*…PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN Ah, that is a good one…You guys almost had me going there for a minute.
Susan: He actually went by Father Christmas, instead of Santa…
Peter: Identity crisis; you know how it goes.
Edmund: OH come on, you guys are still going on about it? Just admit you’re joking, this is getting ridiculous.
Lucy: He had pretty reindeer.
Edmund: Oh, and let me guess, Rudolph and Prancer we’re arguing about who had the shiniest coat?
Susan: No, that was Donner and Blitzen. Prancer and Rudolph were discussing the properties of matter and whether or not pigs could theoretically fly.
Peter: It was quite an argument. *nods*
Edmund: *cracks up laughing* Man, you guys are crazy!
Lucy: OH yeah? *pulls out bottle of magic juice* Look and see you yourself! *points to inscription on bottle*
Edmund: Hmm, lets see…’To Lucy, here’s some magical potion. It will cure any ailment or illness. Use it well! Love, Father Christmas (NOT SANTA!)’
Lucy: See?
Edmund: You guys could’ve written that on there for all I know!
Peter: Would you stop living in denial! You’re just jealous we met Santa.
Edmund: …I KNOW I AM! *runs away crying*
Susan: You sure know how to deal with him, don’t you? *storms off after Edmund*
Peter: *sigh*
Lucy: You can-
Peter: Don’t-even-say it.
*A few hours later*
Peter and Edmund: *riding horses out in the open with swords*
Peter: Okay Edmund, now I’m going to teach you to fight with a sword.
Edmund: *rides up next to him and swings sword, hitting Peter in the leg*
Peter: OW! What the heck?! I wasn’t even ready yet!
Edmund: Sorry. *pauses* On Guard! *hits again*
Peter: That’s it! *hits back*
Edmund and Peter: *sword fighting…kind of*
Susan: Peter! Ed! Come quick!
Peter: *turns and looks*
Edmund: *hits peter in the face with the flat side of his sword*
Peter: OW! Hey! Cheap shot!
Susan: GUYS! GET OVER HERE NOW! *grr scary grr*
Peter and Edmund: *quickly ride over to Susan*
Edmund: Whoa horsie!
Horsie: *angrily* My name is Philip.
Edmund: Philip? Well that’s an odd name for a horse.
Philip: *bucks*
Edmund: AH! *flies off*
Susan: Can you guys pay attention for one second!?
Peter: Sure we cou- Wow, look how shiny my sword is! Oh dear, is that a scratch-?
Susan: THE WHITE WITCH IS HERE!
Peter: *gasp*
Edmund: *gasp*
Audience members: *gasp*
Philip: *eats some grass* What?! *gasp*
Peter: Why didn’t you tell us before?!
Susan: …*walks away*
Peter: Hey, wait up!
*A few minutes later in the main camp*
Ginnabrik: All hail the beautiful, all powerful, majestic, cunning, extremely pale, Ben & Jerry’s loving, Cold hearted Queen of All Narnia, Jadis!
Army: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *thumbs down*
Audience member #1: *throws popcorn*
Jadis: *ignores them*
Aslan and Pevensies: *wait for her at the top of the hill*
Jadis: Well Hello, Edmund. It’s so nice to see you again.
Edmund: *glares*
Jadis: Oh, what was that look for?
Edmund: *death glare*
Aslan: What are you doing here, Jadis?
Jadis: That’s Queen Jadis to you!
Aslan: *ROAR!!!!!!*
Jadis: Uh, Jadis will be fine.
Aslan: What are you doing here?
Jadis: You have a traitor in your midst Aslan.
Aslan: You think I don’t know that? I’m Aslan! He’s been forgiven!
Jadis: Ah, but there is a debt to be paid, and all traitors go to me automatically, otherwise the whole world will be destro-
Aslan: Don’t cite the deep magic to me, Ice Princess! I was there when it was written.
Jadis: Then give him back! I need somebody to shine my shoes and do my laundry! I accidentally turned my maid Bertha into a statue the other morning…
Aslan: We must talk. *turns around and walks into tent*
Jadis: *looks around* Okay. *walks into tent, too*
Everyone: *waits*
Everyone: *waits some more*
Peter: Hey Susan, want to play go fish?
Susan: Bite me.
Peter: Okay... How about you, Edmund?
Edmund: Sure, I’ll beat you just like I beat you earlier at sword fighting!
*After a little more waiting*
Edmund: HOW DID YOU BEAT ME FOUR TIMES ALREADY!?! We haven’t even been playing for ten minutes!
Peter:*shrug* It’s a gift.
Jadis: *emerges*
Aslan: *emerges* It is finished.
Jadis: So, you aren’t going to pull a fast one on me, are you?
Aslan: *ROARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Jadis: Okay then, bye! *runs away*
Ginnabrik: *waddles behind*
Peter: So is everything cool now?
Aslan: Yes, my son.
Edmund: Four times…FOUR TIMES?!? It’s impossible, I don’t understand…
Susan: Join the club.
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KathrynJanewayChakotay
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love it lol this is so funny.
Olórin the Wise
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For some reason, I now have that Weird Al song "The Night Santa Went Crazy" running through my head...
haha, I'm glad you liked it, Loverble.
Weird Al, Olorin? haha, okay then.
Weird Al, Olorin? haha, okay then.
Bramblefox
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Go Fish?? *snerk*