CoN:LWW Spoof (NEW)

I'm on the ball today. :D

Here's the next part for you all!

Part 13

Mr. Beaver: Look! It’s Aslan’s camp!

Trumpets: *sound*

Lucy: I think they know we’re here.

Fauns: *stop and stare*

Minotaurs: *stop and stare*

Peter: …

Centaurs: *stop and stare*

Susan: Why are they looking at us like that?

Lucy: Maybe they think you look funny!

Peter: They wouldn’t be wrong…

Susan: *death glare*

Peter: Uh…I mean…

Lucy: I don’t think you can talk yourself out of that one, Peter…

Peter: *sigh* Dang it…
Susan: *still giving the death glare*

Very Authoritative looking Centaur: ATTENTION! Will the Faun, Minotaur, Centaur or other mythical creature with the Blue Volkswagen please report to the head tent? You left your lights on.

Griffin: OH dang it…*flys off*

Very Authoritative looking Centaur: *looks at Peter*

Peter: Um…We uh…kind of came here to see Aslan…*pulls out sword ti add effect*

Centaur: *nods*

Everyone: *kneels*

Pevensies: *are awkwardly still standing*

Aslan: *appears from his tent*

Lucy: He’s a lion! That’s so cool!

Peter: *whispers* Shush, Lu!

Pevensies: *finally decide it’s a good time to kneel*

Aslan: Hello, and welcome to Narnia.

Pevensies: *smile*

Aslan: Hmm…If I’m not mistaken, I believe you’re one short…

Lucy: Hey, don’t call me short!

Aslan: No my dear one…I mean you’re missing someone.

Lucy: Oh, right…

Peter: You see that’s why we’re here…Edmund went on a little detour, and we kind of need you to help us get him back…

Aslan: How could this have happened?

Mr. Beaver: He betrayed them, Your Majesty.

Susan: He basically totally ditched us for candy and some ice sculptures.

Centaur: Than he has betrayed us all!…for candy and ice sculptures…

Aslan: Peace, Oreius. I’m sure there’s an explanation.

Susan and Lucy: *look at Peter*

Peter: It’s my fault. I was too hard on him.

Susan: *rubs Peter’s shoulder??* We all were a little hard on him.

Aslan: I know, children. The fact that it was your brother makes the betrayal even worse…

Lucy: Tell me about it…

[Pan to a cliff overlooking all of the camp]

Peter: *standing on the cliff with spiffy new clothes*

Aslan: That is Cair Paravel. Your new home when you decide to finally have some self-esteem and realize you’re king material.

Peter: But…

Aslan: You doubt the prophecy?

Peter: No…it’s just…I’m not who you think I am…

Aslan: Peter John Pevensie, born in Finchley, England. Eldest of four, father is off fighting in WWII and mother is currently at home knitting. You are a Pisces and enjoy long walks on the beach as well as listening to Jazz.

Peter: Wow…okay, so I am who you think I am…but, I couldn’t even protect my own family!

Aslan: You got them safely this far.

Peter: Not all of them…remember? My little brother decided to go on a field trip to the ice castle.

Aslan: Peter, we’ll save your brother, don’t worry. I too want to protect my family. Now please consider being the High King, okay?

Peter: *nods* I’ll think about it.

[In a scary forest not too far away]

Edmund: *tied up and gagged to a tree*

Ginnabrik: aksjdha aksjhdiasd fl gdlfkjhgosduig!

Edmund: *muffled* Excuse me?

Ginnabrik: aksjdhias dgkjdfhgo wofhsdjfn,xmdo!

Edmund: *thinking* I can’t understand a word he is saying…

Ginnabrik: kajsnd Special treatment for the special boy! Asjdhkajsdh

Edmund: Oh! I got that one!

Ginnabrik: *gets all up in Edmunds grill*

Edmund: Get. Out. Of. My. Bubble. *tried to cringe away*

Ginnabrik: Isn’t that what you wanted? Ksudhas fkjdskjdfh

Edmund: What did I get myself into?

[Pan back to Aslan’s camp]

Susan: We haven’t had dresses like these in ages!

Lucy: Yeah, we should bring one back for mom! A whole chest full!

Susan: That is…if we ever get back…

Lucy: Oh, well excuse me Ms. Pessimist…

Susan: I’m sorry…I don’t mean to be pessimist…we used to have fun together, didn’t we?

Lucy: I think so, yeah! Before you got boring…

Susan: Oh yeah? *splashes Lucy*

Lucy: Ah! *splashes back*

Lucy and Susan: *have a splashing fight for about ten seconds and walk back on-shore*

Susan: Ah, man that was fun…*pulls towel off tree and meets Maugrim*

Maugrim: GRR GROWL GRR!

Susan and Lucy: *scream*

Friend 1: Wow, sneaking into Aslan’s camp was easier than I thought!

Friend 2: Tell me about it! There isn’t even anyone around but these two! You’d think they’d keep them well guarded.

Maugrim: Now, please don’t run…we’ve had a waterfall fall on top of us, and we’re neglected by our Queen. We’d much rather just kill you quickly.

Susan: *sees horn twenty feet away* *throws towel on wolf*

Maugrim: AH! I can’t see! What is- what is this?! Get it off! Get it off!

Susan: *gets to the horn without the other wolves attacking her and blows it*

Peter: *hears horn* My Sisters-are-in-trouble-sense is tingling! *prances away*

Susan and Lucy: *manage to climb a tree to semi-safety while Maugrim tried to free himself from the towel-of-doom*

Peter: *runs dramatically across the river* STOP! *pulls sword*

Maugrim: OH, here we go again…look kid, we both know you don’t have it in you…just put the sword down, and let us rip your family to shreds.

Susan: Peter, look out! There’s wolves!

Peter: Thanks, Susan. I totally couldn’t see them before…

Aslan: *ROAR* *pins down wolf*

Army: *has Aslan’s back*

Maugrim: Oh wonderful.

Aslan: *nods knowingly at Peter*

Maugrim: ARG! *tackles Peter*

Everyone: *GASP!*

Susan: *hops down from tree* Peter!

Peter: *sits up* I did it! I killed him!

Faun: Looked like he jumped into the sword to me…

Oreius: Quiet you.

Susan and Lucy: *hug peter*

Aslan: Peter, kneel before me.

Peter: *kneels*

Aslan: *puts paw on Peter’s shoulder*

Peter’s shoulder: *is lowered about 7 inches*

Aslan: I dub thee Sir Peter, Knight of Narnia.

Crowd: *cheers*

Aslan: Well, that was easier than I thought it’d be. Now, lets go save your brother!
 
Aslan: Hmm…If I’m not mistaken, I believe you’re one short…

Lucy: Hey, don’t call me short!

Aslan: No my dear one…I mean you’re missing someone.

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Peter: *sits up* I did it! I killed him!

Faun: Looked like he jumped into the sword to me…

Oreius: Quiet you.


Oh my goodness, I love you XD This made me laugh so hard. You've totally cheered me up, thank you.
 
Believe it or not, I have the first half of part 12 done! No reverse psychology here, either. :D

I'm not as happy with it though, simply because it's not a very funny part of the movie, so it's rather hard to write for it. :rolleyes:

But it's a start!
*gapes*snaps jaw shut*jaw drops again*

Mr. Beaver: Well, what do you want me to do, break dance?! I’m a beaver for Aslan’s sake!

Peter: Sure, I think that would convince us.

Susan: Most definitely.

Lucy: Break it down, Mr. Beaver!

Mr. Beaver: *sigh* Alright then…honey, did you by chance?

Mrs. Beaver: Of course, Beaver! *pulls out an old record player*

Pevensies: *look at each other confused*

Mr. Beaver: *breaks it down old school*

Mrs. Beaver: Go, Beaver, go Beaver, go!

Mr. Beaver: *continues dancing*

Pevensies: *stare, mouth agape*

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Audience member 1: Wow, quite violent for a kids movie, aren’t they? All this talk of running wolves through and violent acts towards break-dancing beavers! PETA’s going to have a field day with this movie…

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Light bulb:*Appears above Peters head*

Maugrim: *sees light bulb* What is that?!

Peter: *stabs the ice in super-cool slow motion*

Maugrim: Pfft, what was that? You missed me! Nyah-nyah!

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Susan: You lost Lucy!?!? This was a horrible plan!

Beavers: What happened?

Susan: Peter lost Lucy!

Beavers: Now why would you do that?!

Peter: It wasn’t on purpose!

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Lucy: He-OW! Why did you tackle me?!

Peter: I’m so sorry, I thought we’d lost you!

Lucy: So you TACKLE me??

Peter: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Edmund: I’m sorry, your majesty!

Isn't this supposed to be Fox?

Very Authoritative looking Centaur: ATTENTION! Will the Faun, Minotaur, Centaur or other mythical creature with the Blue Volkswagen please report to the head tent? You left your lights on.

Griffin: OH dang it…*flys off*

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Pevensies: *finally decide it’s a good time to kneel*

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Aslan: Peter John Pevensie, born in Finchley, England. Eldest of four, father is off fighting in WWII and mother is currently at home knitting. You are a Pisces and enjoy long walks on the beach as well as listening to Jazz.

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Ginnabrik: *gets all up in Edmunds grill*

Edmund: Get. Out. Of. My. Bubble. *tried to cringe away*

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Maugrim: Now, please don’t run…we’ve had a waterfall fall on top of us, and we’re neglected by our Queen. We’d much rather just kill you quickly.

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Peter: *hears horn* My Sisters-are-in-trouble-sense is tingling! *prances away*

Susan and Lucy: *manage to climb a tree to semi-safety while Maugrim tried to free himself from the towel-of-doom*
Hilarious, Chelsea, just hilarious.
 
*gapes*snaps jaw shut*jaw drops again*



Edmund: I’m sorry, your majesty!

Isn't this supposed to be Fox?


Hilarious, Chelsea, just hilarious.

Thank you.:D

haha, thanks for catching the fox/edmund thing. I kind of wrote rather quickly. :rolleyses:
 
Susan: Why are they looking at us like that?

Lucy: Maybe they think you look funny!

Peter: They wouldn’t be wrong…

Susan: *death glare*

Peter: Uh…I mean…

Lucy: I don’t think you can talk yourself out of that one, Peter…

Peter: *sigh* Dang it…
Susan: *still giving the death glare*

Very Authoritative looking Centaur: ATTENTION! Will the Faun, Minotaur, Centaur or other mythical creature with the Blue Volkswagen please report to the head tent? You left your lights on.

Griffin: OH dang it…*flys off*


Absolutely the funniest part! Except, of course, that it's spelled flies. :D But that's only a minor detail. :p
 
Peter: *sits up* I did it! I killed him!

Faun: Looked like he jumped into the sword to me…

Oreius: Quiet you.

Susan and Lucy: *hug peter*

Aslan: Peter, kneel before me.

Peter: *kneels*

Aslan: *puts paw on Peter’s shoulder*

Peter’s shoulder: *is lowered about 7 inches*

This had me cracking up! My sis even came into my room asking why was I laughing lol

You're too funny Chels :D
 
I'm glad you all liked it. :D

And thanks for catching the spelling thing, Lauren. :p I fixed it with spellcheck on the actual document, but I guess that was after I posted it on here.:rolleyes:

I'm working on part 14 now.
 
Part 14!

Not too long ago, Olorin made it evident that I forgot to mention the horn during the gift-giving scene. So, that's what the first part revolves around. ;)

I'm really on the ball this week. What have I written, three parts in 4 days? Yeah Baby!:D


Part 14

Lucy: Hey Susan?

Susan: Yeah Lu?

Lucy: Where did you get that horn?

Susan: From Santa Claus.

Lucy: Really?

Peter: Yeah. Why do you think I recognized it when she blew it?

Lucy: Well, I just don’t remember you getting it from him…

Susan: Oh, that’s probably because the dumb writer totally forgot to write about it.

Lucy: Oh…why would she do that?

Susan: Pfft, beats me. I mean, it’s not like it’s an important plot element or anything…

Peter: Oh, leave her alone. She works hard on these scripts!

Writer: Thank you, Peter!

Peter: No prob!

Susan: Suck up…

Lucy: This is the first time she’s written anything for four months!

Susan: Yeah, you call that hard working?

Peter: Hey, you wouldn’t even be having this conversation if she didn’t write it!

Susan: Oh, what’s she gonna do? Stop writ-


[In a forest far away from the antagonizing antics of Susan Pevensie]

Edmund: *still tied to a tree* Can somebody please untie me? I’ve had to go to the bathroom for the last four hours…

Jadis: *off in her tent area* Okay, what’s the battle plan Scarius Minotaurus?

Scarius Minotaurus: Well your majesty, we figure we can cram 7 dwarfs into one sled, which means six can get two coffee’s each and the seventh can get donuts.

Jadis: Excellent. I haven’t had Iced coffee and donuts in ages…

Scarius Minotaurus: Now, about our battle plan…

Aslan’s army: *sweeps in and steals Edmund back*

Jadis: *looks over and sees Edmund gone with Ginnabrik in his place*

Scarius Minotaurus: Um…wow. They got out in and out really quick.

Jadis: Don’t remind me, Scarius! Now go and command those dwarves to get the coffee and donuts! I need caffeine and sugar NOW!

Scarius Minotaurus: Yes, your majesty!

Jadis: *walks over to Ginnabrik*

Ginnabrik: Y-you’re not going to kill me, are you? My beautiful, exquisite, magnificent, all powerful Queen?

Jadis: NO, of course not!

Ginnabrik: Phew…

Jadis: Scarius is going to kill you. *storms off angrily*

Ginnabrik: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience member 1: Actually, Susan Pevensie kills him in the epic battle that’s going to be happening in the next few parts. It’s wicked funny!

Audience: SHUSH! *throws popcorn*

Audience member in the back: Know it all…

[Pan back to Aslan’s camp, at a round table sit the Pevensies]

Peter: *Intensely staring at Susan*

Susan: *intensely staring at Peter*

Lucy: *intensely watching Susan and Peter*

Peter: *rubs chin thinking*

Susan: *a trickle of sweat slides down her face*

Peter: Hmmm…

Susan: *taps the table nervously*

Peter: Susan…do you have any 4’s?

Susan: DANG IT! That’s the third game today! *throws 4 card at Peter*

Peter: Ha ha, maybe you’re just really bad at Go-Fish! *takes Susan’s 4 and wins with eight pairs*

Susan: When is Edmund going to get here?

Peter: I dunno. Perhaps we should play Go-Fish again while we wait?

Susan: …No.

Lucy: Look! It’s Edmund!

Edmund: *walks towards them embarrassed* Hey guys…

Susan and Lucy: *glomp-tackle-hug Edmund*

Edmund: *Is glomp-tackle-hugged*

Lucy: We missed you, Ed!

Edmund: I missed you, too! I’m so sorry! I was so stupid!

Susan: We know you were, it’s alright. You’re back now, and that’s all that matters! *hug*

Peter: *stands behind awkwardly*

Edmund: *looks at Peter*

Peter: Yeah…go clean yourself up.

Edmund: *nods and begins walking to the tent*

Peter: Oh, and Ed…

Edmund: Yeah?

Peter: Welcome back. *smiles*

Audience: Awwwww……

Edmund: *smiles back*

Audience member number 1: That was beautiful! *cries*

Susan: *walks up to Peter* You couldn’t even give him a hug??? *storms off*

Peter: *sigh*

Lucy: You can’t seem to do anything right, can you?

Peter: Well…I’ve got Go-Fish going for me…
 
Peter: *Intensely staring at Susan*

Susan: *intensely staring at Peter*

Lucy: *intensely watching Susan and Peter*

Peter: *rubs chin thinking*

Susan: *a trickle of sweat slides down her face*

Peter: Hmmm…

Susan: *taps the table nervously*

Peter: Susan…do you have any 4’s?

Susan: DANG IT! That’s the third game today! *throws 4 card at Peter*

By far the funniest part of the post LOL!
 
I know I'm taking a risk by even thinking this but, I wonder if we'll see a Prince Caspian spoof in the future :D

*hides under a rock before Chelsea kills her*
 
I know I'm taking a risk by even thinking this but, I wonder if we'll see a Prince Caspian spoof in the future :D

*hides under a rock before Chelsea kills her*

She did mention somewhere that she hoped to finish this soon so she could start one for Prince Caspian:rolleyes:

haha, yeah, like Arien said, I'm trying to get this finished so I can start on the Prince Caspian Spoof. :D
Now that I found my LWW dvd, it's getting easier to write. Also, I'm out of school, so I have a little more free time at the moment.
 
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