Finally, after many months of laziness and neglect, Part 12 is out!
Now, I haven't watched the LWW movie in forever, so forgive me if everything is ordered wrong. I figured it would still workout anyway.
Enjoy!
Part 12
Jadis, Ginnabrik, and Edmund: *trudging through the forest*
Jadis: Wait a minute…what happened to my sleigh?
Everyone: *pauses*
Silence: *ensues*
Jadis: You’ve got to be kidding me…
Edmund: *looks around* HEY!
Jadis: Did you find it?!?
Edmund: Find what?
Jadis: MY SLEIGH!
Edmund: No…but look! A NICKLE!
Jadis: *face palm* GARRRR!! *storms off in an angry rage*
Ginnabrik: Wait your majesty! *tugs Edmund along with a leash*
Edmund: Ack!
*A few miles away, at a rather dangerous looking waterfall*
Peter:…you want us to cross THIS?
Mr. Beaver: Well, it was frozen the last time I saw it.
Susan: There’s NO way I’m crossing this thing. This ice looks weaker than a piece of paper.
Mrs. Beaver: Oh, come on now. You’re over exaggerating.
Mr. Beaver: Here, watch. *walks out onto the ice* See? I believe I’m still above the ice.
Susan: Yeah, but you’re just standing still. You should move around a bit more or something.
Mr. Beaver: Well, what do you want me to do, break dance?! I’m a beaver for Aslan’s sake!
Peter: Sure, I think that would convince us.
Susan: Most definitely.
Lucy: Break it down, Mr. Beaver!
Mr. Beaver: *sigh* Alright then…honey, did you by chance?
Mrs. Beaver: Of course, Beaver! *pulls out an old record player*
Pevensies: *look at each other confused*
Mr. Beaver: *breaks it down old school*
Mrs. Beaver: Go, Beaver, go Beaver, go!
Mr. Beaver: *continues dancing*
Pevensies: *stare, mouth agape*
Susan: Okay, fine, lets go… *starts to cross*
Suddenly…
Maugrim: Let’s sneak up on them!
Friend 1: Good plan, boss!
Friend 2: *Shouts loudly* HOOOOWWWWLLLL!!!!! Yeah, lets kill some sons and daughters of Eve! WOO!
Wolves: *glare angrily at wolf friend number 2*
Friend 2: *laughs nervously* heh heh, um, sorry…got caught up in the moment…
Pevensies: AH! Wolves! RUN!
Wolves: *Circle the kids, and trap Mr. Beaver in the midst of doing the worm*
Maugrim: Now you’ve got nowhere to go. Might as well give up now, brat.
Peter: *Pulls out sword*
Maugrim: *laughs* You actually thing you can kill me? You could never harm me, you’re too afraid. Besides, we’ll kill your little friend here. *motions to Mr. Beaver*
Mr. Beaver: Forget me, Peter! Run him through! Aslan knows the little bugger deserves it!
Audience member 1: Wow, quite violent for a kids movie, aren’t they? All this talk of running wolves through and violent acts towards break-dancing beavers! PETA’s going to have a field day with this movie…
Audience member 2: Oh, get a grip, and shush! This is a dramatic part!
Peter: *looks at maugrim, looks at the water fall, looks at the ice, looks back at maugrim*
Susan: Peter, do something!
Light bulb:*Appears above Peters head*
Maugrim: *sees light bulb* What is that?!
Peter: *stabs the ice in super-cool slow motion*
Maugrim: Pfft, what was that? You missed me! Nyah-nyah!
Ice: *cracks rather loudly*
Wolves: OH dear…
Waterfall: *Falls apart*
Everyone: *screams* AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Pevensies: *Somehow manage to stay on a perfectly good sized piece of ice*
Susan: Well, that was actually a pretty good idea there, Peter.
Peter: Thank you Susan. What did you think Lucy?
Lucy: *silence*
Peter: Lu? *lifts up Lucy’s jacket, realizing there is no Lucy in it* Oh no…
Susan: You lost Lucy!?!? This was a horrible plan!
Beavers: What happened?
Susan: Peter lost Lucy!
Beavers: Now why would you do that?!
Peter: It wasn’t on purpose!
Susan: LUCY!? Lucy where are you?!
Peter: *stares sadly at the jacket*
Lucy: *appears from the woods* Has anyone seen my coat?
Susan & Peter: LUCY! *tackle*
Lucy: He-OW! Why did you tackle me?!
Peter: I’m so sorry, I thought we’d lost you!
Lucy: So you TACKLE me??
Peter: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Susan: It’s okay, luckily there’s no snow now, so she shouldn’t get too- wait a minute…the snows gone!
The snow: *is in fact gone*
Beavers: Yes! The prophecy is true after all! Winter is ending!
Back to a rather ticked Queen and her Dwarf minion who is dragging along a rather distraught English boy…
Jadis: I can’t believe my sleigh just got up and disappeared like that…
Ginnabrik: I know, your majesty…talk about a plot hole…
Fox: *Appears*
Jadis: Well, well, well…what do we have here?
Fox: Oh no…
Jadis: Out for a little walk Mr. Fox? Or are you PLOTTING TO DESTROY MY KINGDOM!??!
Fox: Whoa, whoa, Queeny! Don’t you think you’re over-reacting a bit? I’m simply walking past you. I haven’t done anything against your kingdom. In fact, I LOVE the winter. My fur is perfect for it!
Jadis: …really?
Fox: Of course, I mean, such a beautiful Queen such as yourself HAS to know what’s right for her people. I mean, look at Marie Antoinette! Such a lovely lady…
Edmund: Um…Wasn’t she beheaded by her people?
Fox: Quiet you.
Jadis: Right, well, carry on then good Fox. I pray I haven’t disrupted your walk!
Fox: Of course not, my lady-
Maugrim: *storms in soaking wet* Jadis, this fox has been found to be a traitor! He helped the beavers escape!
Jadis: *death glare*
Fox: Drat… *gets tackled by the wolves*
Fox (again): I’m sorry, your majesty!
Jadis: It’s too late for apologies!
Fox: *ahem* I wasn’t talking to you…*looks at Edmund*
Jadis: *growls*
Fox: Did you just growl?
Jadis: So what if I did??
Fox: Oh, nothing, I just thought it wasn’t a very womanly thing to d-
Jadis: *zaps Fox with her wand*
Fox: AH!*Gets zapped*
Edmund: *is absolutely petrified…well…figuratively speaking, of course. Technically the Fox is the one who’s petrified at the moment*
Jadis: Well, that settles that. Now, why are you all wet?
Maugrim: Well, we were chasing the children across a melting waterfall, and it kind of crashed on top of us…
Jadis: Drats, so you let them get away?! How irresponsible! *walks away with Ginnabrik and Edmund close behind*
Maugrim: Oh don’t worry about me, I’m fine. I only had a giant waterfall fall on top of me…thanks for caring, your majesty. *rolleyes*
