Aslan-and-friend said:
when is the end of the weekend?
Now.
Part 10
Our heroes: *walking*
Lucy: Are we there yet?
Peter: Does it look like we’re their yet?
Lucy: Well…no…
Peter: Well, there ya go…
*At the Witches castle*
Edmund: *Sits freezing in the cell* It’s so coldd…
Audience member: Thank you, Mr. Obvious…
Another audience member: SHH!
Edmund: *grabs the bread and takes a bite* BLECH! This tastes like Susan’s cooking!
Susan’s ‘Edmund just insulted her cooking sense’: *tingles*
Edmund: *Throws down bread and tries to take a drink of water*
Water: *is frozen*
Edmund: Well, darn it!
Tumnus: Are...are you going to eat that?
Edmund: What, this? No, here…*hands Tumnus the bread that tastes like Susan’s cooking*
Susan’s ‘the narrator is making fun of my cooking sense’: *also tingles*
Tumnus: *eats like he hasn’t eaten in days*
Edmund: *looks at Tumnus* Whoa…what happened to you?
Tumnus: The Witch took me for helping-Hey! Are you Lucy’s brother?
Edmund: *nods*
Tumnus: IS she alright!? TELL ME SHE’S ALRIGHT!
Wolf: *howls manically in the background*
Edmund: I don’t know! I’m in here with you!
Jadis: *appears*
Edmund: H-hey queeny…what’s up?
Jadis: My wolves tore that dam apart…none of your little annoying family were found! WHERE DID THEY GO!?
Edmund: I don’t know! I left before they said anything like that!
Jadis: Well, then…I have no more use for you. *rears back with wand*
Edmund: WAIT!
Jadis: *waits*
Edmund: um…
Jadis: *still waiting*
Edmund: Hold on, it just slipped my mind…
Jadis: *sighs* Would you hurry u? I’ve got a pedicure scheduled in ten minutes…
Edmund: It’s on the tip of my tongue…Ugh! I hate when this happens…
Minotaur in the background: May I suggest trying not to think about it? It works for me.
Ginnabrik: Yes lajkshdoaihsslakdhaljshd.
Jadis: What did you say, Ginnabrik?
Ginnabrik: alksjdhoauishdklajsd.
Jadis: Oh, that’s what I thought you said…
Edmund: Oh, I remember!
Jadis: WHAT?
Edmund: I left my jacket at the beavers. Did you by chance find it there?
Jadis: …*raises wand*
Edmund: NO wait! I remember them saying something about Aslan!
Jadis: *GASP*
Minotaur:*GASP*
Ginnabrik: *GASP*
Tumnus: YAY!
Jadis: *death glare*
Tumnus: Uh…I mean…*GASP*
Jadis: OH really?
Tumnus: He’s not from Narnia, you can’t really expect him to know anything!
Minotaur: *gives Tumnus a beat down*
Jadis: Release the Faun…
Tumnus: *confused* Wait…you’re releasing me?
Jadis: Oh, be patient, I’m explaining everything now…
Tumnus: okay…
Jadis: You see this human, faun?
Tumnus: No. he’s only sitting right in front of me! Of course I can see him!
Minotaur:*beat down number 2*
Jadis: Yes well, do you know why you’re here faun?
Tumnus: because I believe in a free Narnia.
Jadis: Haha hahaha hahaha, ha No. You’re here, because he turned you in. For sweeties.
Tumnus: *GASP* What kind of sweeties?
Jadis: Turkish Delight.
Tumnus: WHAT? COME ON! If you’re going to betray me for candy at least make it a chocolate bar!
Minotaur: *drags Tumnus out*
Tumnus: *gives Edmund the ‘How could you’ look*
Jadis: Now come on. We’re going for a ride.
Ginnabrik:*escorts Edmund with a knife at his back to the Witch’s sleigh*
Edmund:*sees a statue that looks just like Tumnus* *GASP*
Ginnabrik : You’re next.
Edmund: WHAT? REALLY?
Ginnabrik: Pfft…I wish…
YAY! I finally found time!
