Sorry...I try to write when I can, and I haven't gotten alot of oppertunities lately.oneofthepevensies said:plz? i'm still waiting...
I'm trying.
CoN:LWW Spoof (NEW)
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Lady Chloe
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Chels! I love you! XOXOXO You are such a buffer!
oneofthepevensies
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oops sorry. sometimes i'm a little unpatient...*IOWW the Iasc* said:Sorry...I try to write when I can, and I haven't gotten alot of oppertunities lately.
It's alright. It tells me people want to read it...lol.oneofthepevensies said:oops sorry. sometimes i'm a little unpatient...
*still trying*
EDIT: Woo! OKay, it's only 2 and a half pages, but, it's syuff..so Here you go.
Part 8
Everyone: *seem to magically appear in front of the White witches castle*
Susan: Do you see him?
Peter: *uses his amazing bionic vision to zoom in on the front of the castle* Yes! There he is!
Lucy: Where’s he going?
Peter: EDMUND!
Mr. Beaver: Are you trying to get us all killed???
Edmund: *stops because he thinks he hears something* Hmm…It’s rather chilly over here…maybe I should go ba-HEY! Oohh….It’s shiny in here!*continues onward*
Susan: What are we going to do now??
Peter, the person who less than 15 lines ago said he was going to kill Edmund: I’m going to go save Edmund.
Mr. Beaver: *dramatic scream* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! You’re no good to Narnia dead!
Peter: True…
Susan: Then how can we save him?
Lucy: *is crying*
Mr. Beaver: Only Aslan can save him now…
Peter: Take me to him…
Mr. Beaver: heh heh…those reverse psychology classes are really starting to help..
Peter: What was that?
Mr. beaver: nothing…come on, lets get ready. They’re bound to come after us soon.
Susan: Oh, joy.
*Inside the Castle*
Edmund: * is obviously not troubled with the amazingly life-like frozen things scattered around the courtyard*
Statue: *sits there*
Another statue: *sits there*
Yet another statue:* sneezes*
Edmund: What was that?!
Yet another statue: *freezes*
Edmund: *Sees one of the statues is a lion* Heh heh, I hope this is Aslan…*draws on face with ashes* *gets bored and continues walking*
Maugrim: *finds himself underneath Edmunds foot* Ow, HEY! What’s your problem? Growl! Grr! Growl!
Edmund: *yells* Sorry! I’m looking for the Queen!
Maugrim: * obviously can’t tell that Edmund is human* The Queen isn’t seeing any visitors. Now leave before I rip out your throat…
Audience member: Wow…and this is a family movie?
Another audience member: Shut up I’ trying to watch the movie! *throws popcorn*
Edmund: But I’m a son of Adam!
Maugrim: *finally realizes Edmund is human* OH…I’ll go get her.
Edmund: *sees throne* Ooh…a throne….I’m going to go sit on it. It obviously doesn’t belong to anyone important. *sits on throne*
Jadis: *appears* Edmund….I’ve missed you…*totally fake mother smile*
Edmund: Jadis!
Jadis: tell me Edmund…um…is there anyone beside you?
Edmund: *looks beside him* Um….is this a trick question?
Jadis: No, no dear…I just want to know if there’s anybody beside you.
Edmund: well…if you count Billy…
Jadis: Billy?
Edmund: Yeah, Billy. My imaginary friend.
Jadis: Huh? Okay look, you don’t have your siblings with you, and I am terribly disappointed!
Edmund: You are?
Jadis: No, I’m lying.
Edmund: OH, okay…
Jadis: I’m TERRIBLY UPSET WITH YOU!!!!!*Grr scary face*
Edmund: Sorry! They wouldn’t listen to me!
Jadis: All I asked of you was to bring your siblings here so I can ki- uh, I mean, treat them to some tea and crumpets.
Edmund: You have tea and crumpets? Do you have enough for Billy and I?
Jadis: NO! I’m going to kill you!
Edmund: You’re going to Kill me??!?!
Jadis: No I’m not, I’m just kidding.
Edmund: *sigh of relief* phew…
Jadis: Ginnabrik is going to kill you.
Edmund: *gets knife put at his throat and is thrown into a dungeon…of ice…obviously…* AHHH! NO PLEASE! LET ME GO LET ME GO!
Ginnabrik: ahksjdiuabdiuashdkajsghiuasbdia! skjdfhiusdbiausd.
Edmund: I'm sorry...what was that?
Ginnabrik: *ahem ahem* Like she's going to do that! Now quiet with you!
Edmund: *frowns* Okay....But Jadis I love you!
Jadis: Go away!
Edmund: Okay...*goes away*
Jadis: I meant into the dungeon!
Edmund: *goes into the dungeon*
Jadis: *sigh* I need chocolate…
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lol, thank you Office. Sorry it's a bit on the short side. I'm working on part 9 now.
the Large Voice
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keep up the good work!!
M'kay, well a week with no internet + Alot of free time + Boredom = UPDATE!
Part 9
*in the middle of the woods*
Everybody: *is running*
Mr. Beaver: Hurry! There’s bound to be creatures after us!
Creatures: Hurry! There’s bound to be people were after!
Everybody: *arrives at the Beaver Dam*
Mrs. Beaver: *is packing*
Children: *are wandering around aimlessly*
Mr. Beaver: Come on Honey! There’s creatures after us!
Creatures: Hurry mates! There’s Beavers we’re after!
Mrs. Beaver: I’m just getting a few things! *packs everything but the kitchen sink. No, wait…she just packed that as well*
Maurgrim and friends: *Break the windows of the dam* Ruff! Ruff! Snarl! Snarl!
Mr. Beaver: Hurry lets go!
Everyone: *goes*
Maurgrim and friends: *break into the dam*
Friend 1: Hey…there’s nobody in here!
Friend 2: Yeah! Hey, Maurgrim, where’d they go?
Maurgrim: How am I supposed to know?
Friend 1: Well, you Are the leader after all…
Maurgrim: Don’t Back sass me!
Friend 1: How is that back sassing?
Maurgrim: You deliberately tried to make me mad! That’s how!
Friend 1: I didn’t deliberately do anything!
Friend 3: *out of the conversation* I feel very un-loved….
Friend 2: Hey Wolves! Look! An opening!
Maurgrim and friends: *go through hole in wall after our heroes*
Peter: *gets to hold the awesome torch* Hurry go!
Lucy & Susan: *start to run but can’t see a foot in front of them*
Susan: Hey, Genius. We can’t run if we can’t see. Go to the front and lead the way. You have the torch.
Peter: But, what if they catch up to us? I can fight them off! And I don’t want you getting eaten!
Susan: Alright then, you can try and be a hero, but, at least give me the torch so I can see where I’m going!
Peter: *hugs torch* No!
Susan: *rolls eyes* Fine! Keep the torch!
Peter: YAY!
Everyone: *resumes running*
Wolves: *still haven’t found them yet*
Our heroes: *emerge from a hole into a tiny little village*
Lucy: Air! Fresh Air! Hoora-huh?
Mr. Beaver: *looks sadly at a statue*
Peter: wow, that’s a fantastic sculpture.
Mr. Beaver: It’s not a sculpture! It’s my friend!
Peter: *whispers to Susan* And I thought Edmund had issues…
Mr. Beaver: I heard that! *glares* No…the White Witch turned him to stone…
Group: *gasp*
Fox: *appears* Hello Gents.
Lucy: *hears the voice* Prince Charming, Is that you?
Fox: *ahem* Not in this movie.
Lucy: *disappointed* Aww…
Mr. Beaver: What are you doing here!?
Fox: I’m going to help you.
Maurgrim and friends: *still haven’t gotten there yet*
Fox: Hide!
Everyone: *Hides*
Maurgrim and friends: *finally appear*
Friend 1: Hmm…where’d they go?
Friend 2: yeah, where’d they go Maurgrim?
Maurgrim: Would you stop asking me that!? I have no idea!
Wolves: *have obviously forgotten about their keen sense of smell*
Friend 1: hey look! It’s a fox! Let’s be bullies!
Fox: Good morning.
Maurgrim: Where are they Fox?
Fox: Whom are you referring to?
Maurgrim: *attacks the fox* You know very well whom.
Fox: *ow*
Maurgrim: *Attacks fox again*
Friend 1: The Chair! Give him the chair!
Fox: Alright, alright! I’ll tell you…They-they went north…
Maurgrim: *evil wolf smile* Excellent. *throws the fox against a tree* HAHA!
Maurgrim and friends: *run north*
Audience: *GASP* he just ratted them out!
Random Audience member: Let’s form an angry mob!
Audience: YEAH!
Pevensie’s & Beavers: *come out of tree safe*
Audience: *moan* Aww…man…
Audience member: *mutters* You got lucky this time Fox…*puts out torch and puts down pitchfork*
Lucy: Are you alright Mr. Fox?
Fox: Yeah, it’s just a bruise..*try’s standing up and fails* ow..
Lucy: Here, We’ll help you.
Everyone: *appear in front of a fire*
Fox: everyone, Guess what?
Everyone: What?
Fox: Nothing.
Everyone: …
Fox: Ha, Just kidding. Okay, so Aslan himself sent me on this quest to tell all the creatures of Narnia that he’s back.
Everyone: YAY!
Fox: And he’s at the Stone Table not too far from Cair Paravel!
Everyone: YAY!
Fox: Well, now that that information has been passed onto you, I must go an continue my trek.
Everyone: Okay then...bye bye!
Lucy: Don’t get turned to stone by that nasty witch!
Fox: Oh, don’t worry. I’m too sly, she’ll never turn me into stone.
Audience member: *whispers to neighbor* That fox obviously doesn’t know what happens in the next 5 minutes…
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Until next time...lol
Part 9
*in the middle of the woods*
Everybody: *is running*
Mr. Beaver: Hurry! There’s bound to be creatures after us!
Creatures: Hurry! There’s bound to be people were after!
Everybody: *arrives at the Beaver Dam*
Mrs. Beaver: *is packing*
Children: *are wandering around aimlessly*
Mr. Beaver: Come on Honey! There’s creatures after us!
Creatures: Hurry mates! There’s Beavers we’re after!
Mrs. Beaver: I’m just getting a few things! *packs everything but the kitchen sink. No, wait…she just packed that as well*
Maurgrim and friends: *Break the windows of the dam* Ruff! Ruff! Snarl! Snarl!
Mr. Beaver: Hurry lets go!
Everyone: *goes*
Maurgrim and friends: *break into the dam*
Friend 1: Hey…there’s nobody in here!
Friend 2: Yeah! Hey, Maurgrim, where’d they go?
Maurgrim: How am I supposed to know?
Friend 1: Well, you Are the leader after all…
Maurgrim: Don’t Back sass me!
Friend 1: How is that back sassing?
Maurgrim: You deliberately tried to make me mad! That’s how!
Friend 1: I didn’t deliberately do anything!
Friend 3: *out of the conversation* I feel very un-loved….
Friend 2: Hey Wolves! Look! An opening!
Maurgrim and friends: *go through hole in wall after our heroes*
Peter: *gets to hold the awesome torch* Hurry go!
Lucy & Susan: *start to run but can’t see a foot in front of them*
Susan: Hey, Genius. We can’t run if we can’t see. Go to the front and lead the way. You have the torch.
Peter: But, what if they catch up to us? I can fight them off! And I don’t want you getting eaten!
Susan: Alright then, you can try and be a hero, but, at least give me the torch so I can see where I’m going!
Peter: *hugs torch* No!
Susan: *rolls eyes* Fine! Keep the torch!
Peter: YAY!
Everyone: *resumes running*
Wolves: *still haven’t found them yet*
Our heroes: *emerge from a hole into a tiny little village*
Lucy: Air! Fresh Air! Hoora-huh?
Mr. Beaver: *looks sadly at a statue*
Peter: wow, that’s a fantastic sculpture.
Mr. Beaver: It’s not a sculpture! It’s my friend!
Peter: *whispers to Susan* And I thought Edmund had issues…
Mr. Beaver: I heard that! *glares* No…the White Witch turned him to stone…
Group: *gasp*
Fox: *appears* Hello Gents.
Lucy: *hears the voice* Prince Charming, Is that you?
Fox: *ahem* Not in this movie.
Lucy: *disappointed* Aww…
Mr. Beaver: What are you doing here!?
Fox: I’m going to help you.
Maurgrim and friends: *still haven’t gotten there yet*
Fox: Hide!
Everyone: *Hides*
Maurgrim and friends: *finally appear*
Friend 1: Hmm…where’d they go?
Friend 2: yeah, where’d they go Maurgrim?
Maurgrim: Would you stop asking me that!? I have no idea!
Wolves: *have obviously forgotten about their keen sense of smell*
Friend 1: hey look! It’s a fox! Let’s be bullies!
Fox: Good morning.
Maurgrim: Where are they Fox?
Fox: Whom are you referring to?
Maurgrim: *attacks the fox* You know very well whom.
Fox: *ow*
Maurgrim: *Attacks fox again*
Friend 1: The Chair! Give him the chair!
Fox: Alright, alright! I’ll tell you…They-they went north…
Maurgrim: *evil wolf smile* Excellent. *throws the fox against a tree* HAHA!
Maurgrim and friends: *run north*
Audience: *GASP* he just ratted them out!
Random Audience member: Let’s form an angry mob!
Audience: YEAH!
Pevensie’s & Beavers: *come out of tree safe*
Audience: *moan* Aww…man…
Audience member: *mutters* You got lucky this time Fox…*puts out torch and puts down pitchfork*
Lucy: Are you alright Mr. Fox?
Fox: Yeah, it’s just a bruise..*try’s standing up and fails* ow..
Lucy: Here, We’ll help you.
Everyone: *appear in front of a fire*
Fox: everyone, Guess what?
Everyone: What?
Fox: Nothing.
Everyone: …
Fox: Ha, Just kidding. Okay, so Aslan himself sent me on this quest to tell all the creatures of Narnia that he’s back.
Everyone: YAY!
Fox: And he’s at the Stone Table not too far from Cair Paravel!
Everyone: YAY!
Fox: Well, now that that information has been passed onto you, I must go an continue my trek.
Everyone: Okay then...bye bye!
Lucy: Don’t get turned to stone by that nasty witch!
Fox: Oh, don’t worry. I’m too sly, she’ll never turn me into stone.
Audience member: *whispers to neighbor* That fox obviously doesn’t know what happens in the next 5 minutes…
___________
Until next time...lol
Lucy the Marshwiggle
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hhahahhaha I LOVED IT!!!
Lady Chloe
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My gosh!! Chelsea!! You are the best!! LOL!!!
The Half-Blood Prince
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Ha ha! That's hilarious! You should be a comedian or something! The audience member thing was the highlight of it.
lol, thanks guys. Don't know when installment 10 is coming, but it should probably be soon.
Don't know when installment 10 is coming, but it should probably be soon.The Half-Blood Prince
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Hey, could I be your friend? You just made my entire week.*IOWW the Iasc* said:lol, thanks guys.
Lucy the Marshwiggle
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*IOWW the Iasc* said:lol, thanks guys.
WOW Chels I havent talked to you in the longest time!! I just noticed that!
lol, sure. Glad I made your week.The Half-Blood Prince said:Hey, could I be your friend? You just made my entire week.
Lucy:Yeah, we really haven't, huh? I guess we'd have talked more If my internet wasn't down for forever...
haha, how you doin?
Lucy the Marshwiggle
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*IOWW the Iasc* said:lol, sure. Glad I made your week.
Lucy:Yeah, we really haven't, huh? I guess we'd have talked more If my internet wasn't down for forever...
I'm doing great! How are you doing? Do you still hate your coach?