The Half-Blood Prince
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This is the most hilarious thing I've ever read. Seriously. Keep it up. 
CoN:LWW Spoof (NEW)
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oneofthepevensies
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lol this is soo funny! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!
Pollywannabe
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haha1
That is hilariously funny!!! you need to write more!
That is hilariously funny!!! you need to write more!
Lucy the Marshwiggle
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When are you going to write again missy?
lol, sorry. I told you I procrastinate.Lucy the Marshwiggle said:When are you going to write again missy?
I'll work on it now.
Lucy the Marshwiggle
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finally!!! I had to remind her!!!
I had to remind her!!!
lol. Sorry.Lucy the Marshwiggle said:finally!!!
Voila!
Part 7
Mr. Beaver: Aiight, ya’ll. Just a few more steps and ya’ll will be in the luxurious estate of The Incredibly Handsome Mr. Beaver.
Susan: *rolls eyes*
Mr. Beaver: And here we are!
Everyone: * looks at house*
Peter: Rather small isn’t it?
Mr. Beaver: Oh don’t be worryin’ bout a thing, dawg. Andrew A. will make it so you can fit in it.
Peter: Okay, cool.
Crazy beaver: *emerges from house* Beaver if you’ve been practicing spells with Badger again I’m gonna have your- what’s this? * looks at Pevensies*
Mr. Beaver: It’s aiight sugar, don’t worry.
Mrs. Beaver: WHO DID YOU TRANSFORM THIS TIME
Mr. Beaver: No, I did-
Mrs. Beaver: I swear, Beaver thurgood fransisco Hubert-
Mr. Beaver: Honey I didn’t do-
Mrs. Beaver: -Albert Marshall Beaver! If You experimented on those fox twins again, I swear-
Mr. Beaver: They’re humans!
Mrs. Beaver: Oh! Why didn’t you tell me???
Mr. Beaver: I tried honey bunches of oats!
Mrs. Beaver: Well try harder next time! YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME AT LEAST 10 MINUTES WARNING!
Mr. Beaver: I’m sorry! We’re on different networks!
Peter: Where’d you’re rapping accent thing go?
Mr. beaver: Oh, that was so totally 5 minutes ago.
Pevensies: *stare*
Mrs.Beaver: Anyways…come on in!
Everyone goes into the small, small, incredibly small beaver dam.
Mrs. Beaver: Sit sit everyone!
Everyone: *try to find a chair at the small table*
Edmund: *doesn’t sit down*
Susan: Edmund, get over here.
Edmund: No!
Peter: Would you just get over here and sit!
Edmund: You can’t make me!
Lucy: Stop being Emo.
Edmund: *no comment*
Mr. Beaver: Now…when do you plan on defeating the White witch for us?
Peter: *spits out tea* What?!
Mrs. Beaver: Well…you are the chosen ones!
Susan: Us?
Mr. Beaver: Yes! You! You are the Sons of Adam and the Daughters of Eve!
Lucy: Which means…
Mr. Beaver: Which means, that you are the ones who will cause the witches downfall!
Peter: And…how do we do that?
Mrs. Beaver: Well…first there’s a war…lots of death, swords…stone…
Peter: I’m out.
Mr. Beaver: WHAT? No you have to help us! You’re the only ones who can do it!
Susan: Why? Aren’t there other kids running around here?
Mrs. Beaver: No. If there were do you think we’d ask you? You act like you know everything.
Susan: He- Nah, you’re right…
Peter: You can say that again…
Susan: *death glare*
Mr. Beaver: Anyway, you *points at Peter*, You * points at Susan*, You *points at Lucy, and Y- hey! Where’d the un-social one go?
Everyone: *realize Edmund is gone*
Peter: Ah, darn it…
Susan: Where could he have gone???
Lucy: I don’t know!
Everyone: *flips out*
Mr. Beaver: Has Edmund ever been in Narnia before?
Lucy: Yes…
Mr. Beaver: Did he ac strangely when he heard the name, “The White witch’?
Lucy: Actually…yeah! He did!
Mr. Beaver: And did he have remnants of Turkish delight on his mouth?
Lucy: Hwy…yes He did!
Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…
Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?
Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…
Lucy: Point is…we know where he is!
Peter: I’m gonna kill him!
Susan: Oh, he hasn’t done anything bad yet! For all we know, he could be freezing to death in a ditch somewhere! We’ve got to get him!
Peter: I’ll still kill him…
Lucy: Geez…Did we forget your happy pills at home?
Peter: Shush.
Everyone: * leaves to look for Edmund*
Pollywannabe
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omg! that is totally awesomely hilarious!!! hahahhahahahahhahah very vry funny IOWW *starts to laugh histerically sp*
OnceUponaTime
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*trying to catch breath from laughing* I can't believe his, it's SO funny! Please write more!
oneofthepevensies
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omg! this is the funniest story i've ever read!
lol, thanks.
I haven't had a chance to work on part 8 yet, but I'll get to it as soon as possible.
I haven't had a chance to work on part 8 yet, but I'll get to it as soon as possible.
Lucy the Marshwiggle
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hahah this was hilarious chels....cmon write some more were all waiting
the Large Voice
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Oh. my. GOSH. That was the funniest thing ever!! HAHAHA
"Beaver Thurgood Fransisco Hubert Albert Marshall Beaver"
I'm dying!! lol. This is good enough to put on tape, with one of those funny nararator guys, like in George of the Jungle!
"Beaver Thurgood Fransisco Hubert Albert Marshall Beaver"I'm dying!! lol. This is good enough to put on tape, with one of those funny nararator guys, like in George of the Jungle!
oneofthepevensies
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plz write more!!!
Pollywannabe
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totally it was sooooooo funny!oneofthepevensies said:
oneofthepevensies
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plz? i'm still waiting...