CoN:LWW Spoof (NEW)

Lucy the Marshwiggle said:
finally!!! :rolleyes: :p I had to remind her!!!
lol. Sorry. :eek: :D

Voila!

Part 7

Mr. Beaver: Aiight, ya’ll. Just a few more steps and ya’ll will be in the luxurious estate of The Incredibly Handsome Mr. Beaver.

Susan: *rolls eyes*

Mr. Beaver: And here we are!

Everyone: * looks at house*

Peter: Rather small isn’t it?

Mr. Beaver: Oh don’t be worryin’ bout a thing, dawg. Andrew A. will make it so you can fit in it.

Peter: Okay, cool.

Crazy beaver: *emerges from house* Beaver if you’ve been practicing spells with Badger again I’m gonna have your- what’s this? * looks at Pevensies*

Mr. Beaver: It’s aiight sugar, don’t worry.

Mrs. Beaver: WHO DID YOU TRANSFORM THIS TIME

Mr. Beaver: No, I did-

Mrs. Beaver: I swear, Beaver thurgood fransisco Hubert-

Mr. Beaver: Honey I didn’t do-

Mrs. Beaver: -Albert Marshall Beaver! If You experimented on those fox twins again, I swear-

Mr. Beaver: They’re humans!

Mrs. Beaver: Oh! Why didn’t you tell me???

Mr. Beaver: I tried honey bunches of oats!

Mrs. Beaver: Well try harder next time! YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME AT LEAST 10 MINUTES WARNING!

Mr. Beaver: I’m sorry! We’re on different networks!

Peter: Where’d you’re rapping accent thing go?

Mr. beaver: Oh, that was so totally 5 minutes ago.

Pevensies: *stare*

Mrs.Beaver: Anyways…come on in!

Everyone goes into the small, small, incredibly small beaver dam.

Mrs. Beaver: Sit sit everyone!

Everyone: *try to find a chair at the small table*

Edmund: *doesn’t sit down*

Susan: Edmund, get over here.

Edmund: No!

Peter: Would you just get over here and sit!

Edmund: You can’t make me!

Lucy: Stop being Emo.

Edmund: *no comment*

Mr. Beaver: Now…when do you plan on defeating the White witch for us?

Peter: *spits out tea* What?!

Mrs. Beaver: Well…you are the chosen ones!

Susan: Us?

Mr. Beaver: Yes! You! You are the Sons of Adam and the Daughters of Eve!

Lucy: Which means…

Mr. Beaver: Which means, that you are the ones who will cause the witches downfall!

Peter: And…how do we do that?

Mrs. Beaver: Well…first there’s a war…lots of death, swords…stone…

Peter: I’m out.

Mr. Beaver: WHAT? No you have to help us! You’re the only ones who can do it!

Susan: Why? Aren’t there other kids running around here?

Mrs. Beaver: No. If there were do you think we’d ask you? You act like you know everything.

Susan: He- Nah, you’re right…

Peter: You can say that again…

Susan: *death glare*

Mr. Beaver: Anyway, you *points at Peter*, You * points at Susan*, You *points at Lucy, and Y- hey! Where’d the un-social one go?

Everyone: *realize Edmund is gone*

Peter: Ah, darn it…

Susan: Where could he have gone???

Lucy: I don’t know!

Everyone: *flips out*

Mr. Beaver: Has Edmund ever been in Narnia before?

Lucy: Yes…

Mr. Beaver: Did he ac strangely when he heard the name, “The White witch’?

Lucy: Actually…yeah! He did!

Mr. Beaver: And did he have remnants of Turkish delight on his mouth?

Lucy: Hwy…yes He did!

Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…

Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?

Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…

Lucy: Point is…we know where he is!

Peter: I’m gonna kill him!

Susan: Oh, he hasn’t done anything bad yet! For all we know, he could be freezing to death in a ditch somewhere! We’ve got to get him!

Peter: I’ll still kill him…

Lucy: Geez…Did we forget your happy pills at home?

Peter: Shush.

Everyone: * leaves to look for Edmund*
 
IOWW said:
Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…

Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?

Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…

Lucy: Point is…we know where he is!

Peter: I’m gonna kill him!

Susan: Oh, he hasn’t done anything bad yet! For all we know, he could be freezing to death in a ditch somewhere! We’ve got to get him!

Peter: I’ll still kill him…

Lucy: Geez…Did we forget your happy pills at home?

Peter: Shush.

Everyone: * leaves to look for Edmund*
*is dying* Omygosh! Thats just wow!
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Mr. Beaver: Anyway, you *points at Peter*, You * points at Susan*, You *points at Lucy, and Y- hey! Where’d the un-social one go?

Everyone: *realize Edmund is gone*

Peter: Ah, darn it…

Susan: Where could he have gone???

Lucy: I don’t know!

Everyone: *flips out*

Mr. Beaver: Has Edmund ever been in Narnia before?

Lucy: Yes…

Mr. Beaver: Did he ac strangely when he heard the name, “The White witch’?

Lucy: Actually…yeah! He did!

Mr. Beaver: And did he have remnants of Turkish delight on his mouth?

Lucy: Hwy…yes He did!

Peter: wow…that’s really…wow…

Susan: Are you like a registered stalker or something?

Mr. beaver: I like to call it Selective walking…
:D:D that was really funny
*puppy dog eyes* please write more
:D
 
Oh. my. GOSH. That was the funniest thing ever!! HAHAHA

:D"Beaver Thurgood Fransisco Hubert Albert Marshall Beaver":D

I'm dying!! lol. This is good enough to put on tape, with one of those funny nararator guys, like in George of the Jungle! :p
 
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