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CoN:LWW Spoof (NEW)
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chels, that is...
THE MOST ABSOLUTELY POSITUTELY COLLOSSALY FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!
That made my day!
THE MOST ABSOLUTELY POSITUTELY COLLOSSALY FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!
That made my day!
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everlasting_love
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pleasie post more.*Makes puppie dog face*
Georgie the Valient
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*ROTFL*Your newest update is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cracks up over the "this tastes like Susan's cooking!" part*
everlasting_love
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Please post more.
Hey everybody!
Long time no see in these parts, eh?
Well, I'm pleased to announce that I have started up on my spoof again, and I plan on having chapter 11 out fairly soon. Hopefully before Friday...but, as most of you know, I'm terribe with deadlines.
Long time no see in these parts, eh?
Well, I'm pleased to announce that I have started up on my spoof again, and I plan on having chapter 11 out fairly soon. Hopefully before Friday...but, as most of you know, I'm terribe with deadlines.
Part 11
Lucy: *still walking*
Susan: Are we there yet?
Peter: Would you two stop asking me that?!
Susan: Not until we’re there, we wont.
Peter: *face palm*
Mr.Beaver: Don’t worry you three, we’ll be there in a few hours.
Susan: *sigh* I’m tired…
Peter: Aren’t we all? Stop being so inconsiderate, Susan.
Lucy: I’m tired…
Peter: Ah, here you go Lu. *puts her on his back and carries her*
Susan: Hey! I just said I was tired, and I get ridiculed, yet she says the same thing, and she gets a piggy back ride? NOT FAIR!
Peter: Susan, she’s little…she’s only like 6, or something…
Noise:*comes from behind them*
Susan: *looks* OH NO!
Peter,Lucy, Mr. Beaver and Mrs. Beaver: What is it?
Susan: It’s the White Witch!
Peter: *drops Lucy on the ground and starts to run*
Lucy: HEY!
Peter: Sorry, Lu. *runs back, grabs her hand and starts running again*
Mr. Beaver: EVERYONE RUN!
Everyone: You don’t have to tell us twice!
Audience member: Hmmm…those don’t look like Polar bears that’s chasing them…
Another audience member: Shush…they obviously can’t see that.
Audience member: You mean, they can’t see that a horse is chasing them, and not an evil polar bear?
Another audience member: Ye- Ju…just zip your trap, they’re about to jump into the hole. *eats popcorn*
Mr. Beaver: Quickly! She’ll never find us if we jump into a cave-like hole right in front of her!
Everyone: *jumps in the hole*
Silence: *ensues*
Mr. Beaver: I’m going to have a look outside, so I can show her exactly where we are hiding.
Mrs. Beaver: No honey! Don’t be a hero!
Mr. Beaver: I need to do this, honey. For them. *hugs*
Audience: Awwwwwwww…….
Mr. Beaver: *emerges from cave and sees who is persuing them*
Lucy: Is he okay?
Mr. Beaver: *Pops his head over the edge and scares the life out of everyone in the hole* COME ON OUT! There’s somebody you have to meet!
Peter: You want us to meet the Witch?!?
Mr. Beaver: It’s not the witch, Peter, it’s somebody more important than the Witch.
Peter: Like David Hasselhoff?
Mr. Beaver: Um….no.
Everyone: *emerges from the hole*
Father Christmas: Hello there.
Lucy: SANTA! *hugs*
Father Christmas: Um…I’m actually Father Christmas…
Susan: So…you’re not Santa Claus?
Father Christmas: I’m Father Christmas.
Lucy: But…Santa is cool…
Father Christmas: Um…TIME FOR PRESENTS!
Lucy: *Gasp* YAY!
Father Claus-er…Christmas: Here you go little Lucy…*hands cordial*
Lucy: What’s this?
Father Christmas: Well…it’s a liquid that can cure any injury or illness.
Peter: Sweet!
Susan: Sweet!
Lucy: Sweet!
Father Christmas: Sweet? Well, I suppose it might taste sweet…but, I personally have never tried it before…*ahem* Anyway, there’s also this…*hands dagger*
Lucy: Oohh…
Father Christmas: Now, I don’t want you to use this, because it’s very dangerous, but I figured you should have it anyway...just for kicks.
Lucy: Um, okay then…
Father Christmas: And for you Susan…*hands bow and arrows*
Susan: Wow…
Peter: What do I get Santa???
Father Christmas: *ahem* Father Christmas…
Peter: Yeah, right…well what do I get?
Father Christmas: *hands sword and shield*
Peter: *pulls sword out rather dramatically, and in super-cool slow motion*
Father Christmas: Well?
Peter: Cool beans, man! I got a SWORD! And a SHIELD! With a LION on it! And the lion is SILVER! And-
Father Christmas: Okay, we get it. Its cool looking...
Peter: *re-sheaths sword*
Father Christmas: OH, and for you Beavers…
Mr. Beaver: *crosses fingers* Please be cell phone…please be a cell phone…
Mrs. Beaver: OH, shush Beaver!
Father Christmas: You two get…
Beavers: *eager anticipation*
Father Christmas: Nothing. At least, not right now…I’ll have to give you your gifts later.
Mr.Beaver: Aw, drat!
Father Christmas: Well, anyway, good luck Pevensies! The fate of Narnia rests on your shoulders! So…don’t screw up, or else we‘re all going down.
Peter: Um…thanks?
Father Christmas: You’re very welcome. *smiles and gets back into his sled* LONG LIVE ASLAN! *sleds away*
Susan: Well, that was interesting…
Lucy: I still can’t believe he’s not Santa…
Peter: Perhaps he’s having an identity crisis…
Susan: Yeah, lets go with that.
Hope you ewnjoyed it.
Lucy: *still walking*
Susan: Are we there yet?
Peter: Would you two stop asking me that?!
Susan: Not until we’re there, we wont.
Peter: *face palm*
Mr.Beaver: Don’t worry you three, we’ll be there in a few hours.
Susan: *sigh* I’m tired…
Peter: Aren’t we all? Stop being so inconsiderate, Susan.
Lucy: I’m tired…
Peter: Ah, here you go Lu. *puts her on his back and carries her*
Susan: Hey! I just said I was tired, and I get ridiculed, yet she says the same thing, and she gets a piggy back ride? NOT FAIR!
Peter: Susan, she’s little…she’s only like 6, or something…
Noise:*comes from behind them*
Susan: *looks* OH NO!
Peter,Lucy, Mr. Beaver and Mrs. Beaver: What is it?
Susan: It’s the White Witch!
Peter: *drops Lucy on the ground and starts to run*
Lucy: HEY!
Peter: Sorry, Lu. *runs back, grabs her hand and starts running again*
Mr. Beaver: EVERYONE RUN!
Everyone: You don’t have to tell us twice!
Audience member: Hmmm…those don’t look like Polar bears that’s chasing them…
Another audience member: Shush…they obviously can’t see that.
Audience member: You mean, they can’t see that a horse is chasing them, and not an evil polar bear?
Another audience member: Ye- Ju…just zip your trap, they’re about to jump into the hole. *eats popcorn*
Mr. Beaver: Quickly! She’ll never find us if we jump into a cave-like hole right in front of her!
Everyone: *jumps in the hole*
Silence: *ensues*
Mr. Beaver: I’m going to have a look outside, so I can show her exactly where we are hiding.
Mrs. Beaver: No honey! Don’t be a hero!
Mr. Beaver: I need to do this, honey. For them. *hugs*
Audience: Awwwwwwww…….
Mr. Beaver: *emerges from cave and sees who is persuing them*
Lucy: Is he okay?
Mr. Beaver: *Pops his head over the edge and scares the life out of everyone in the hole* COME ON OUT! There’s somebody you have to meet!
Peter: You want us to meet the Witch?!?
Mr. Beaver: It’s not the witch, Peter, it’s somebody more important than the Witch.
Peter: Like David Hasselhoff?
Mr. Beaver: Um….no.
Everyone: *emerges from the hole*
Father Christmas: Hello there.
Lucy: SANTA! *hugs*
Father Christmas: Um…I’m actually Father Christmas…
Susan: So…you’re not Santa Claus?
Father Christmas: I’m Father Christmas.
Lucy: But…Santa is cool…
Father Christmas: Um…TIME FOR PRESENTS!
Lucy: *Gasp* YAY!
Father Claus-er…Christmas: Here you go little Lucy…*hands cordial*
Lucy: What’s this?
Father Christmas: Well…it’s a liquid that can cure any injury or illness.
Peter: Sweet!
Susan: Sweet!
Lucy: Sweet!
Father Christmas: Sweet? Well, I suppose it might taste sweet…but, I personally have never tried it before…*ahem* Anyway, there’s also this…*hands dagger*
Lucy: Oohh…
Father Christmas: Now, I don’t want you to use this, because it’s very dangerous, but I figured you should have it anyway...just for kicks.
Lucy: Um, okay then…
Father Christmas: And for you Susan…*hands bow and arrows*
Susan: Wow…
Peter: What do I get Santa???
Father Christmas: *ahem* Father Christmas…
Peter: Yeah, right…well what do I get?
Father Christmas: *hands sword and shield*
Peter: *pulls sword out rather dramatically, and in super-cool slow motion*
Father Christmas: Well?
Peter: Cool beans, man! I got a SWORD! And a SHIELD! With a LION on it! And the lion is SILVER! And-
Father Christmas: Okay, we get it. Its cool looking...
Peter: *re-sheaths sword*
Father Christmas: OH, and for you Beavers…
Mr. Beaver: *crosses fingers* Please be cell phone…please be a cell phone…
Mrs. Beaver: OH, shush Beaver!
Father Christmas: You two get…
Beavers: *eager anticipation*
Father Christmas: Nothing. At least, not right now…I’ll have to give you your gifts later.
Mr.Beaver: Aw, drat!
Father Christmas: Well, anyway, good luck Pevensies! The fate of Narnia rests on your shoulders! So…don’t screw up, or else we‘re all going down.
Peter: Um…thanks?
Father Christmas: You’re very welcome. *smiles and gets back into his sled* LONG LIVE ASLAN! *sleds away*
Susan: Well, that was interesting…
Lucy: I still can’t believe he’s not Santa…
Peter: Perhaps he’s having an identity crisis…
Susan: Yeah, lets go with that.
Hope you ewnjoyed it.
Lucy the Marshwiggle
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IOWW, have I told you lately that I totally love you?
xXx Carmen xXx
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The whole David Hasselhoff thing was definatly the best. I laughed so hard. I think I laughed harder on that than any of the other jokes in the whole thing. LOL! It was awesome (probably because my sister-in-law and I have a joke about him right now...)! Post more!
GeNtLe SuSaN
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I Couldn't stop laughing over the entire thing! It was driving me insane with laughter!! butm, I got a coupel breaths in...
Please post more soon!!!!;p
Please post more soon!!!!;p
Thanks you all. I'm glad you liked it. I'll be updating soon...or...I'll try to anyway. School has started again, so I have to do homework before my spoof.
I'm glad you liked it. I'll be updating soon...or...I'll try to anyway. School has started again, so I have to do homework before my spoof.
xXx Carmen xXx
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LOL... I was with Arien. I had just read all of it. It's amazing. That David Hassleholf thing still gets me.
*nods to what Arien said*
Just don't let it go as long as last time...Ok?
I will sincerely, with all my heart, try my best not to make it as long a time as last time...lol *pinky promise*
*pinky promise*
Ok...I'll try to believe you
lol, that'd be kind of hard, considering my track record.
I'm trying guys, I really am....but school started a few weeks ago, and although I'm on here a lot, I'm usually doing homework at the same time.