Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but the bank decides that you are too good a customer to let escape and will not let you use a dollar of your own money.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
 
Granted, but your ability to breathe out of water would disappear, and you would transform yourself into a fish! Haha!

I wish I wasn't a blondie! lol
 
Granted, your hair becomes a beautiful raven black. Unfortunately, this causes all of your family, friends, etc. not to recognize you. They turn you out into the street, where you wander, lonely and friendless.

I wish the Eragon movie would hurry up and come out.
 
Granted, you go to see it...but you are so enthralled by the movie that you hang onto your chair with a death grip. They cannot pry you out of your chair and you have to live on popcorn, soda, and butterfingers. This may not sound like such a terrible fate, but you soon grow so fat on your diet that you hardly fit into the theater seat anymore. Finally the seat splits and you burst forth...only to fall onto the ground, never to rise again because of your excess weight.

I wish I had seen PotC 2...
 
Granted, but to do so you must pay the movie theater so much money that you end up in the poorhouse for the rest of your life... and all because you wanted to see a single movie...

I wish my finger didn't hurt so darn much.
 
Granted, but in order to avoid hurting it, you actually ran directly into a steam roller. Which didn't notice you, and now you are feeling...rather flat, shall we say?

I wish I wasn't standing in the path of the oncoming steam roller too!
 
Granted. As you finish the Hershey's bar, a small person runs up and says... "Where is it?" He sees the wrapper in your hand. "YOU ATE THAT? It was laced with iocane powder!" Needless to say, you don't really have time to answer before you fall over...dead.


I wish I was a Senior Member. (would be if duffer posts counted!!!)
 
You become a Senior member, but your mom grounds you from the comp. for eternity! (I didn't know duffer posts diddn't count!)

I wish that a wish will wish and wish and wish and will wish and can wish and must wish and should wish and want to wish and should wish and is wishing and are wishing that I can't wish because I forgot.
 
Granted, but you get lost in the sea of wishes, and never escape to see the fulfilment of the wishes. (yep, duffers and the Williamnite, Skandarnite etc. thread posts don't count. :( )

I wish that I wasn't going to have to wake up so early tomorrow.
 
you don't have to wake up, but you miss a pizza party at church.

I wish that I could stop wishing, but if I don't wish then what is there to live for?

(oh, thats sad...)
 
Granted, but she wishes for you to be banned (don't ask me why...) and her wish is granted also. Ooops!

I wish that it was the middle of the summer.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but she wishes for you to be banned (don't ask me why...) and her wish is granted also. Ooops!

I wish that it was the middle of the summer.
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Granted, but then you wake up and it's only a dream.

I wish Georgie Henley would decide to knock on a random person's door and she would come to my house. :D
 
Granted, she comes into your house and asks you for a very large loan. You are torn between your desire to be friendly to her and your utter inability to loan that much money. So you split down the middle in two parts, which wander away in separate directions.

I wish it was Thanksgiving.
 
Granted. But to do this you had to travel through Time...and I will not try to tell you what horrible things result! :eek: But in the end, the turkey ends up inside the stuffing, and the cranberry sauce lands on your head, and the dishes leap off the table and begin to dance...and Thanksgiving ends up not going well AT ALL.

I wish LoL's travel through time did not upset anyone elses Thanksgiving...:p
 
Granted, but your Thanksgivings are all soooooo verrryyy borrrinnnnggg that you all fall into permanent sleep around the dinner table. Personally, your face lands in your mashed potatoes, and you splash apple pie when your hand lands in it. And I don't even want to TALK about your hair... :rolleyes:

I wish I hadn't been sitting next to you when you splashed the apple pie!
 
Granted. You went back to you own Thanksgiving. :D

I wish HB would read what's going on in Glorious Food II! :p
 
Granted, and he is so angered by the things that have happened to him that he finds out where you live and comes after you with a scimitar. Nuts, I just realized I've been posting there too.... *goes to don protective armor* ARRGHH!! Here he comes!

I wish he wasn't coming towards my house right now! Especially with that nasty-looking scimitar...
 
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