Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted but this insane animal happens to see you and runs and throws you off his back into a bizarre land called Topsy-Turvy Land and everything is topsy turvy......even you turn topsy turvy.
I wish this did not happen to you
 
Granted.But those shoes start dancing and makes you fall off a cliff.
I wish that my room was made of good candy which is good for my teeth and that i will always like(beat that if you can :p )
 
Granted, your teeth stay in good condition, but the candy in your room is so tasty that you spend no time doing anything but eating the candy; you grow so fat that the Great Trash Can notices the increase in the weight of the world, and burns you to ashes with fire from its maw.

I wish I had an infinite supply of food that tasted good, had all the proper nutrients in it that make up a balanced diet, that you never got tired of, and didn't make you fat, no matter how much you ate.
 
Granted but the Great Trash Can is angry with you for not giving the food to him and eats you up.It develops a taste for people like you so you no longer exist.
I wish i was a Knight of the Order of the Can
 
Granted, but you become so skilled at distributing headaches that you even give yourself a headache. With your head practically splitting in two like that, I can do nothing but stagger around, screaming in agony.
I wish you wouldn't stagger into ME! :p
 
There were duffer exams this morning? AHHHH!!! :rolleyes:
You didn't wish anything.
But anyways, I wish...for a fish...in a dish... (Doctor Seuss anyone?)
 
Lady of Lorien said:
There were duffer exams this morning? AHHHH!!! :rolleyes:
You didn't wish anything.
But anyways, I wish...for a fish...in a dish... (Doctor Seuss anyone?)
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The Cynical Wish granting fairy hates fish. Your fish leaps off the dish and hurls itself in your mouth, choking you. The doctors are barely able to save you from death, and afterwards they come out of the room shaking thier heads sadly. They were able to keep you alive, but the fish is permanently lodged in your mouth, and you taste all your food through a layer of yucky fish slime. Sorry.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my book.
 
Granted, but it is all you can think about. You go through life mentally narrating it like a book. ("And so our hero picked up the slimy dishrag and began to scrub plates." "She (or is it he?) looked out into the rain with a melancholy expression on her face until she was called to come clean the bathroom.") You are continually disappointed in life because no handsome, dashing young hero comes into it to rescue you from the vacuuming. (or if you're a guy, because no sweet, adorable young lady appears and you live happily ever after)

I wish that I lived my life differently from that!
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, but it is all you can think about. You go through life mentally narrating it like a book. ("And so our hero picked up the slimy dishrag and began to scrub plates." "She (or is it he?) looked out into the rain with a melancholy expression on her face until she was called to come clean the bathroom.") You are continually disappointed in life because no handsome, dashing young hero comes into it to rescue you from the vacuuming. (or if you're a guy, because no sweet, adorable young lady appears and you live happily ever after)

I wish that I lived my life differently from that!
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Granted, but you live your life so very differently that you are always lounging around on the couch and you get very bored, because there's nothing to do.

I wish Ashley was allowed sleepovers. :(
Ashley is my 2nd best frriend and my best doesn;t live here, so yeah, and she's not allowed to have sleepovers at anyone's house. :mad: :(
 
Granted, but then everyone comes to sleep at her house.

I wish I could stop these wishes coming true (rather contradictory there, since I'm using a wish to do it, lol).
 
Granted, everyone goes back to their very boring normal lives. However, someone clues them to the fact that YOU stopped the wishes...and they form a mob to chase you out of the city!

I wish the mob was armed with cheese to pelt you with.
 
Granted but they become canabalistic as a result because the mob is made up of mice who are extreamly addicted to cheese.

I wish that I had a genie that gave me unlimited wishes...
 
Granted, but it gives you unlimited wishes of only one sort: You must always wish: "I wish to wish another wish." That quickly becomes very tiring, and you soon wish to live your life without wishes.

I wish that I could be in several places at once. :p
 
Granted, but through the process you end up becoming lost to those around you so that in the end you become nonexistent but rather apart of the scenery.
I wish that I was a famous author....
 
Granted, and no one ever associates you with anything other than your book. Someone mentions your name, and someone else says, "Oh yeah, didn't they write....?" Finally you become so fed-up with your fame that you decide to go live alone in a cave. Unfortunately, a certain mountain lion has also decided to live in said cave. I will not relate the rest of your story, as you probably have enough imagination.... :p

I wish I was an elf.
 
Granted but then you do something to get the elves to dislike you, so they shun you and drive you out of the cidy until you have to live in the woods where the animals end up dislikeing you also becuase you keep on being slumly and messing things up for you, this contines until everyone in Narnia dislikes you excpet for Aslan of course! (wow...that would be really sad...I don't really want that happend to you I promise...lol)

I wish I was Kiara from the Lion King 2 Simbas pride! ^__^
 
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