Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, you will never sleep again, because you just aren't tired.

I wish I could skip the work today...well, a lot of it...and jump to Thanksgiving tomorrow.
 
Granted.But the stone crumbles into dust and both of you fall and break your heads
I wish i had not missed 4 periods of school helping the teachers.I had to catch up for homework :eek:
 
Granted. You go to the mall, and get squashed by all the other people who just got to go to the mall also.

I wish Daddy didn't have to be on call at work tomorrow. :(
 
Granted. He doesn't, because he has fallen sick with the terrible malady known as "leprecheepenaliosis". The doctors take one look at him and pronounce his case hopeless; you, however, know that his leprecheepenaliosis can be cured with nap stolen off a green carpet the Land of Green Carpets. This is not as easy as it sounds, for the inhabitants of said land gaurd their carpets with their lives. After many attempts and failures (which I will not go into detail about because it would make this post too long), you are finally successful, and you bring the stolen nap home to your father. Unfortunately, the nap you spent so much time and effort on was nap off the WRONG CARPET!!! Saddened by this discovery, you return to the Land of Green Carpets and re-commence your attempts to steal the nap off the correct carpet. However, the correct carpet belongs to the Queen of the Land, and is locked in a high-security vault guarded by 512,473 soldiers with nasty-looking spears. When you make the discovery that it is impossible to get near this carpet, you attempt to persuade the Queen to give you the carpet in exchange for your prized collection of Bubbles; the Queen, however, does not understand why anyone would want a collection of Bubbles. In desperation, you offer her your only can of Cheeze Whiz. She snatches it immediately and is so pleased that she gives you the nap off the carpet. You return to your father and cure him, but in the meantime, the Queen has been using the CW so fast that it soon runs out. Of course, she feels cheated by this turn of events, so she sends the 512,473 soldiers after you. They find you and kill you and your father, so he dies anyway. And all because you didn't want him to be on call on Thanksgiving.

I wish I had 512,473 soldiers to gaurd my most prized possession.
 
Granted. They are exceedingly efficient soldiers, and every time you go to access your most prized possessions, they carefully bar the door against you. Finally they get so sick of you trying to get past their guard at your own possessions, that they impale you on their spear to have done with you. Then they go back to guarding your possessions, which can do you no more good.

I wish the phone would ring. Just for interest. :p

(Aww, Dernhelm, your dad has to be on call tomorrow? I'm sorry... :( )
 
Granted, it rings and rings and rings and rings and rings, but every time you pick it up there is no one on the other end.

I wish Thanksgiving were here already.
 
Olorin the Wise said:
Granted, it rings and rings and rings and rings and rings, but every time you pick it up there is no one on the other end.

I wish Thanksgiving were here already.
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Granted, but the turkey comes alive and wreaks havoc on your belly.

I wish that now I wouldn't be scared of eating turkey.
 
Granted, so you eat so much turkey that you become a turkey.
You: "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" Your family: "What was that?" You: "Gobble, gobble?" Your family: "Ummm....are you o.k.? AUGGH!! She's growing feathers!"

I wish that I wouldn't become a turkey.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, so you eat so much turkey that you become a turkey.
You: "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" Your family: "What was that?" You: "Gobble, gobble?" Your family: "Ummm....are you o.k.? AUGGH!! She's growing feathers!"

I wish that I wouldn't become a turkey.
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granted, but then a canible comes and eats you




I wish my best friend was my friend again :(
 
Granted, then she never leaves you alone and you are forced to go into voluntary isolation on a desert island to get any schoolwork or work done.

I wish I could go to Europe.
 
Granted. You eat the turkey with ease. However, you starve within a few days because you are terrified of eating anything else!

I wish I had more time...without there being a time warp. :p

Edit: Ah! :eek: Sorry. :eek: Um... Granted, but your plane crashes on the way back. ;-)
 
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Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, then she never leaves you alone and you are forced to go into voluntary isolation on a desert island to get any schoolwork or work done.

I wish I could go to Europe.
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granted, but you fall off the boat that you go to europe on...

BTW: the ganted thing that you put would neva happen w/ this friend


I wish that I was a better friend
 
Dernhelm said:
Granted. You eat the turkey with ease. However, you starve within a few days because you are terrified of eating anything else!

I wish I had more time...without there being a time warp. :p
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Granted, but you get frustrated because you have TOO MUCH time. (Like me...)


Hyperactive_Randomality said:
I wish that I was a better friend
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Granted, but then you're friends with so many people that you don't have time for hardly any of them.

I wish I could meet Il Divo (a singing boy group).
 
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