Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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fishoutofwater said:
Sorry, I forgot. I wish I had a pool right now. It's on the previous page.
granted, but then you you lose an earring in it, adn are forever tormented by knowing you can't find it...

I wish I had pie...
 
ok but it is going to be a rotten apple pie and it is going to be smashed in your face by a freaky french clown,,,....

i wish i could fly!! ;)
 
Granted, so you are crowded and mobbed into self-imposed solitary confinement. Just because you can't take all the people any more.

I wish I wasn't going to be stuck babysitting pies for the next hr+.... :(
 
Granted, but you wish for something horrible as a joke and...your family gets put out of house and home.

(I have to babysit pies because they're baking, and I need to stay put so I can make sure they don't burn/get them out when they're done. But I like cooking plus I can get on here, so it's o.k.! :) )

I wish I was asleep.
 
Granted, but then a tornado hits your house!! :eek:

I wish I could go see 'Night at the museum' tomorrow instead of 'The Santa Cluas 3' (heh, I want to see them both but I kinda wanted to see NATM a little more...lol)
 
Granted, but you are so scared by the movie that you can't walk out of the theater. Your legs are soooo wobbly that they have to carry you out on a stretcher.

I wish I was dancing right now, instead of sleeping. (since apparently sleeping means I get hit by a tornado!)
 
Granted. Something exciting means that you run out of your house at 4 in the morning just in time to see it finish burning to the ground. Merry Christmas! (hehe...just kidding... :) )

I wish...that I wasn't running out of wishes...
 
Granted, you wish so many wishes that you end up wishing really bad wishes also and then you end up getting carried away by a huge bird then getting dropped in the ocean and you don't get back to shore until next year on Hollaween night where you are captured by the same angry mob whos been chasing me and Ed for months now!!!!! :eek:

I wish my mom wouldn't tell me to get over Narnia!!!
 
(oh, that's sad...my parents [and family...all who've read it anyways] love Narnia!)

Granted, instead she forces you to spend 20 hours a day reading the Narnian Chronicles over and over again, until you know them so well that you could recite them to a green-tentacled alien without forgetting a word, even though you're scared. (Wow, that was along sentence!)

I wish I could walk a tightrope. (err, not really...)
 
(heh, be glad that your parents love Narnia...lol I thought mine would cuase its Chirstain and all but I guess I was sadly mistaken alls they think of it as is a good movie and just resently my mom told me that I should get over Narnia which I have no idea what thats soppose to mean anyways....lol)


Granted, but then you fall and the rope thingy breaks so you end up landing in a Tigers cage where you are forced to live the rest of your life...that is if you don't get eaten first...lol ;)

I wish I could work with some sor tof lion rescue place!!
 
Granted. Unfortunately for you...(but fortunately for the lions!)..."lion rescue" means that you need to be rescued from the lions. So you spend your days desperately trying to escape mad lions, until finally your career ends when you get too close to one. Oops. :p

I wish that I didn't have to work for that same company!
 
Granted, but then you have to work for another company who imprisons you and forces you to watch Barney every hour of the day and night!!


I wish.....ummm......that I could live in a fantasy world!!
 
Granted! But that means that you grow a long nose whenever you tell a lie, always lose one slipper, can't stand the idea of eating an apple for fear of poison, have a strange affinity for being friends with beasts, and are also quite friendly with lobsters. Hmmm....

I wish that I could tap dance.
 
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