Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Granted, but it flies so slowly that you are constantly bored because time never passes fast enough.

I wish that now U didn't think I'm old. :D
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, so they figure you're about 89 years old, particularly fond of doilies, super-weak tea with no sugar, little-old-lady dresses and sensible granny shoes, that you listen to 1920's music and think it is really awesome...er...whatever they said back then for cool..., and you wear your hair in a white powderuff.

I wish I knew your age. Not 89. :) (eh, don't tell me...just corrupt the wish!) :p
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Granted but you will be exiled from TDL

I wish my hair would grow faster
 
Granted but it grows at an average of 10 feet per minute, and is forver tangly, and you are forever tripping on it and wasting monery getting your hair cut.

I wish people still thought I was 15.
 
tootsila said:
Granted but it grows at an average of 10 feet per minute, and is forver tangly, and you are forever tripping on it and wasting monery getting your hair cut.

I wish people still thought I was 15.
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Okay, but then you can't tell them you're REAL age and feel pride

I wish that my mom had reminded me to read my Science book earlier in the week.
 
Granted, she reminded you Sunday during church and you couldn't concentrate the rest of the time you were in church.

I wish I was swing dancing.
 
Granted but your scrience book is printed in Latin and you can't read it worth heck.
If anybody actually wants to know my real age I don't care. ;)

I wish there were more than one person on TDL that was my age.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, she reminded you Sunday during church and you couldn't concentrate the rest of the time you were in church.

I wish I was swing dancing.
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Granted but you will fall on your behind with every step you take

I wish my contact lenses didn't bother me anymore
 
tootsila said:
Granted but they bother everybody else and everyone hates U.

I wish there were more than one person on TDL that was my age. :(
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Granted but it will only be for half a second! (seriously, how old are you? :confused: )

I wish I had enough money to buy myself a camera
 
Granted, everyone's your age, you feel like "one of the crowd"...err...mob...no distinction... Besides, the peer pressure's awful, since everyone's your age.

I wish I had a butterfly to ride.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, everyone's your age, you feel like "one of the crowd"...err...mob...no distinction... Besides, the peer pressure's awful, since everyone's your age.

I wish I had a butterfly to ride.
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Granted but that butterfly will eat you at the end of the ride.

I wish my hair was naturally straight!
 
Granted. It is so straight and sharp that anyone who comes near you get stabbed. Makes you rather unpopular!

I wish the moon was made of green cheese.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted. It is so straight and sharp that anyone who comes near you get stabbed. Makes you rather unpopular!

I wish the moon was made of green cheese.
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ROTFL! I knew you were going to come up with that!!!


Wow Tootsila you're young! At least you don't seem to act like it. ;)

I wish I had money to buy a cover for my laptop
 
Granted, you are suddenly buried when money rains from above. And you can't get out again to use the money. Drat.

I wish I was out of the way of your money-storm.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, you are suddenly buried when money rains from above. And you can't get out again to use the money. Drat.

I wish I was out of the way of your money-storm.
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Granted, but another comes and buried you as well.

I wish I had something to wish 4.

Wow Tootsila you're young! At least you don't seem to act like it.
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Thanks I think?
 
hehe don't worry, that was a compliment. Come to think of it, I was 12 when you were born! :eek:


Granted but you your wishes will never ever come true

I wish I had Red Hat
 
Granted, you are forcefully inducted into the red-hat-lady group. That means there's a purple ribbon on your head.

I wish my little sister was not typing for me. (Wow, that took forever, I'm typing now... I was pointing to each key... "This one" *she'd press it* "This one" *she'd press it* "This one..." Etc. For EVERY LETTER!!!)
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, you are forcefully inducted into the red-hat-lady group. That means there's a purple ribbon on your head.

I wish my little sister was not typing for me. (Wow, that took forever, I'm typing now... I was pointing to each key... "This one" *she'd press it* "This one" *she'd press it* "This one..." Etc. For EVERY LETTER!!!)
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Granted, but then your sister would never learn how to use a keybord

I wish my book will become a best seller
 
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