Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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Lady of Lorien said:
Granted, you are mobbed and strangled by over-zellous fans.

I wish my sister wasn't on my lap.
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Granted, but then your sister wouldn't love you as much

I wish my parents knew I wanted to go to oxford for collage
 
oxford girl said:
Granted, but then your sister wouldn't love you as much

I wish my parents knew I wanted to go to oxford for collage
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Granted,but they don`t send you there.

I wish I was 6ft tall.
 
Granted, but then it is so different from your book, and it has REALLY bad actors and directors so you run away screaming "ketchupy murder"
 
My name's *~!!Hi!!~*

:( Granted.......... but you wish for a nuclear explosion causing the deaths of many innocent people and it leaves toxic gases in the air causing many deaths over a wide range of land :(

:p I wish I had a piece of cheese!! :p
 
Granted, but your cheese is an evil cheese. It comes alive and devours you. Inside the cheese you find that there are many other people that this cheese has eaten, and all stink very badly.

I wish there was enough snow to go sledding w/ out getting my sled hit.
 
granted, but then you get snowed in and your internet dies and all the electricity dies and even your hot hands die so YOU die too because all your everything died, even the pink tomato.

i wish henry would change his name to joe
 
Granted, but he also changes your name. You are now named Nebukednezzar.

I wish I could get past this one level of my game;I'm sick of being chased by evil ugly guys. :mad: :p
 
Granted, but then in the next level you are chased by amazingly hot guys and so you never want to leave and so you never win the game

i wish my name was Nebuchadnezzar instead of Nebukednezzar because the former is SO much awesomer
 
srry I can't spell. :rollseyes:
Granted, but you turn into a very, VERY fat pot-bellied pig. You are forced to eat sludge 4 the rest of ur life, because your owners hate you.

I wish I went to bed later.
 
Granted, but you are forced to drink pepsi every second of your life. When you take a break to breathe, you are thrown into jail and drowned in pepsi.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early.
 
Granted... you never fall asleep so that you don't have to get up... then you get really crankey, and when you do fall asleep you sleep for 100 years :D

I wish my bf would sit with me at lunch still :(
 
Granted, but he is intent on sitting next to you 24/7. In fact, he follows you around to walmart or whever you go and finally after a couple of months you finally explode with exasparation and go flying off into space.

I wish Christmas would come fatser!!!
 
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