Corrupt a Wish Game (Please Do Not Delete)

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You are so decided about what to wish, that it is the only thing you can wish for. So you must use all your wishes wishing for purple cows, which land one your head and do you absolutely no good.

I wish I was out of the purple-cow-rain-storm.
 
Granted, you end up in a blue-elephant-rain-storm, which is even worse (blue elephants weigh more than purple cows, you know).
 
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Granted, but you are sent into the stable with the Calormenes (instead of moving on with everyone else). Oops, wrong world....oh, never mind, close enough...

I wish the world WOULDN'T end yet!
 
But then people wouldn't worry about their salvation. ( does that make sense LOL)



I wish my ears didn't hurt from running in the cold weather.
 
Granted, they induct you into your clan. As a member of the clan of wild lions, you can't go out without a buddy. Of course, you can't go into any human settlements with your lion buddy, so you can't buy anybody anything for Christmas, and so everybody hates you. You are cast out of the world of humans, and you have to eat raw meat with the lions. Ugh!

I wish I could go into space without dying or anything.
 
Granted, but an African cobra kills you instead.
(oops, sorry bro...) You're granted too. But while your in space, the world shatters into a million pieces, and you're condemed to float around in outer space for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Because after all, you're can't die, right?
I wish I was dancing.
 
Granted, but then you get ran over by a raindeer and then you have to spend Chirstmas in the hospital! (heh, don't know why that came to mind right now...lol :rolleyes: )

I wish I could move out of the house to some place wonderful!
 
Granted, but before you've dance for very long the world shatters into a million pieces (remember?) but you don't die, so you just end up floating aroun in outer space with me.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
 
Granted, but in order for that wish to be granted you have to be steeped in coffee until you are soggy and oozing with brown coffee and very much sick of its smell. But you have to live with the smell for the rest of your life because you are so thouroughly steeped in coffee.

I with I didn't live anywhere near you, so that I don't get sick of the smell of coffee too!

EDIT: Nuts, I did the slow reply again~
In Wolly World, you're forced to live out your days scrubbing walls with Willy Wonka's Wolly World Wall Washing Water, and it is so abrasive to your skin that you soon don't have any skin at all.
 
You have a car with a serious mind of its own. You must be content to complete your ownership of said car from UNDERNEATH it, because it is continually running over you. Needless to say, you begin to wish that you didn't have a car.

I wish I was an elf. A LOTR one, not a stupid Keebler elf or something. The LOTR ones are so....ethereal and beautiful and deep and wonderful...
 
Granted, but then you get pulled over for speeding, then when you realize you've forgotten your drivers lisence at home the cops take you to jail, give you one phone call, and you waste it on ordering a pitzza becuase thats the only food which will stop you from going into an exiety attack so once the pitzza man gets there you beg him to help you escape, he agrees only then you both get caught and are then forced to spend the rest of your days in jail!!

Edit: crap! now I'm the one doing the slow reply thing! lol kay, anyways granted but then a huge villian of some sort eats you a moment after you become a Lotr elf!


I wish I could live in Narnia!!
 
Granted, but you are pushed into your computer screen and the wirest inside roast your head alive. The smell of burning hair is particularly nasty, as your head gets burned up...


I wish I had a "no push-into-computer-screen" guarantee.
 
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